Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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2020 Arkansas Code
Title 5 - Criminal Offenses
Subtitle 6 - Offenses Against Public Health, Safety, or Welfare
Chapter 71 - Riots, Disorderly Conduct, Etc.
Subchapter 2 - Offenses Generally
§ 5-71-215. Defacing objects of public respect​

Universal Citation: AR Code § 5-71-215 (2020)

  1. (a) A person commits the offense of defacing objects of public respect if he or she purposely:
    1. (1) Defaces, mars, or otherwise damages any public monument;
    2. (2) Defaces, mars, or otherwise damages a work of art on display in any public place;
    3. (3) Defaces, mars, desecrates, or otherwise damages any place of worship, cemetery, or burial monument; or
    4. (4) Removes a broken or unbroken, commercial or rock, grave marker for any reason except for cleaning or repair by a family member, caretaker, or preservation organization.


  2. (b)
    1. (1)
      1. (A) Except as provided in subdivision (b)(1)(B) of this section, defacing objects of public respect is a Class A misdemeanor if the value of repairing or replacing the damaged object does not exceed five hundred dollars ($500).
      2. (B) Defacing objects of public respect is a Class D felony if the value of repairing or replacing the damaged object does not exceed five hundred dollars ($500) and if the object that is defaced, marred, desecrated, or otherwise damaged is a cemetery or burial monument.


    2. (2)
      1. (A) Except as provided in subdivision (b)(2)(B) of this section, defacing objects of public respect is a Class D felony if the value of repairing or replacing the damaged object exceeds five hundred dollars ($500), but does not exceed two thousand five hundred dollars ($2,500).
      2. (B) Defacing objects of public respect is a Class C felony if the value of repairing or replacing the damaged object exceeds five hundred dollars ($500) but does not exceed two thousand five hundred dollars ($2,500) and if the object that is defaced, marred, desecrated, or otherwise damaged is a cemetery or burial monument.


    3. (3)
      1. (A) Except as provided in subdivision (b)(3)(B) of this section, defacing objects of public respect is a Class C felony if the value of repairing or replacing the damaged object exceeds two thousand five hundred dollars ($2,500).
      2. (B) Defacing objects of public respect is a Class B felony if the value of repairing or replacing the damaged object exceeds two thousand five hundred dollars ($2,500) and if the object that is defaced, marred, desecrated, or otherwise damaged is a cemetery or burial monument.

      1. Just for posterity.
 
"No, no, please don't go defile this grave like I just did. Oh btw, here's the cemetery's name and PO box, tee hee."

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And he still might! I didn't see anything to suggest he wasn't still on his way over there! Did you?
Right now he’s just gloating on his Twitter and retweeting that clip of him claiming his going to shave Eric with a chainsaw.
 
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Are there any more charges Riley can get for this even though it wasn't him, since he caused it?
Better question is whether the DA in Collin's County Texas will see this, decide that yeah... this guy is nutso and this might end up in some sort of breach of peace, and decide to present the stalking shit to the grand jury. @AnOminous pointed out earlier that all felony charges require presentment to a grand jury. That's why it's only just a report at this time.

If Riley were smart, he would have laid low after he saw what was in the police report, but he's apparently gonna keep escalating.

(Actually, if Riley were smart, there wouldn't even be a police report, but I think that goes without saying).
 
2020 Arkansas Code
Title 5 - Criminal Offenses
Subtitle 6 - Offenses Against Public Health, Safety, or Welfare
Chapter 71 - Riots, Disorderly Conduct, Etc.
Subchapter 2 - Offenses Generally
§ 5-71-215. Defacing objects of public respect
He didn't deface the grave. Posing and placing stuffed animals next to it does less damage than the average freezing cycle. It's not criminal or destructive; it's just incredibly disrespectful.
 
For all the shit Kiwifarmers get, it's safe to say that anyone doing something that weird and unfunny would be unanimously met with "what the fuck, dude? fuck off".
This is one of the stranger aloggy communities I've seen, it doesn't seem to be motivated by any genuine hatred or even any genuine laughs to be had at the guy, it's just entirely "notice me sempai" attention seeking to a small gaggle of z-list internet celebs.
 
Imagine being such a piece of shit that you’re fucking with some black guy who did nothing to you besides make a more successful comic. Doubly so I can’t understand how you could want Juju and a actual Pedos attention so much you’d go to a grave to fuck with someone they don’t like. Can’t wait to hear Jujus Ack Ack Acks when he tells us how great this was.

The only way Juju could positively get out of this situation his got himself in is by setting the Barbie Manson on fire with him, Digibro, and Pedo Vito inside and then that fire proceeds to cause a chain reaction that burns down not just LA but all of California finally freeing the country from one of its biggest cancers.
 
He posted a video too, but I didn't see it mentioned. Here's the local archive:



He's also posted this gif no less than 40 times:

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EDIT: Noticed he's said it was a "daytrip" but he's calling it the morning in the video and he first posted the photo at 2:21 PM in his timezone. He clearly lives within a couple hours of the location, which narrows him down even further. The cemetery seems to be in Canehill, Arkansas which is by the border of Oklahoma and MIssouri so that narrows it too.

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Good lord, that's going a bit far to fuck with a guy.

He's thirsty as fuck for that internet attention.

Fucking repulsive.

Imagine being such a piece of shit that you’re fucking with some black guy who did nothing to you besides make a more successful comic. Doubly so I can’t understand how you could want Juju and a actual Pedos attention so much you’d go to a grave to fuck with someone they don’t like. Can’t wait to hear Jujus Ack Ack Acks when he tells us how great this was.

The only way Juju could positively get out of this situation his got himself in is by setting the Barbie Manson on fire with him, Digibro, and Pedo Vito inside and then that fire proceeds to cause a chain reaction that burns down not just LA but all of California finally freeing the country from one of its biggest cancers.

All for money.
 
Good lord, that's going a bit far to fuck with a guy.
>That's going a bit far to fuck with a guy
This whole thing is a bit far. The nog just wants to do his own thing and make his fucking comics, and Dax hates it because it riles his pet pedophile up. And it's dragging EVERYONE in, all for the sake of Vito being mad that his comics are shit and don't sell
LA Brainrot is a real thing
 
What gets me is that this slap fight is entirely based on a gay political argument between comic book nerds. This entire thing is because Vito is your standard left leaning geek and threw a hissy fit about Isom doing better than expected. I see Matt Jarbo bitching about Isom on twitter too which makes sense because he's been butt buddies with Vito for a while. These are the same retards that buy funko-pops and cry at Star Wars trailers, actual soy filled bitches.

Really cool side to back, Dax. Just a bunch of awesome people that no one thinks are lame as fuck.
 
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