💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

That Leftovers podcast solidified that Hasan is an awful human being. He consistently tried to downplay the horrendous nature of Hamas’s actions by bringing up the atrocities committed by the IDF. He never justified or supported Hamas, thank goodness, but there was no sense of empathy for the suffering of the Israelis.

I am somewhat of the opinion that Hasan has some favorable views with what Hamas did. That this brutality is the inevitable response to Israeli oppression and that it was the only way those Zionist colonizers will learn the error of their ways. He’s not like those psychos, Hakim and Second Thought, as he doesn’t laugh at the murder of children, but Hasan probably views the attack as a win for the Palestinian side.
 
I enjoy and appreciate this video's condensed presentation of Hasan's part on the podcast:


Meanwhile, Destiny (who's in Sweden right now) woke up and heard about Hasan crying (read bottom-up):
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Surfin Terf said:
Holy shit, Hasan "Hasanabi" Piker make Oliver "Philosophy Tube" Lennard look like [third breadtuber who is actually good at acting]!

The fact that he chose to grandstand on the event described by @Alter Ego is just, such a slap in the face. He knows that Ethan is his little bitch, he knows that he won't push back on whatever bullshit sobstory he decides to tell. Ethan is a cuck and Hasan will never tire of putting him in his place.
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I'm certain that Hasan genuinely believes in the story about that journalist as he tells it, enough to drive himself into tears, not just because he wants to believe it to fit into his worldview, but also because coverage of the events at the time were so dominated by pro-Palestinian interests that it's unlikely for anyone to be exposed to coverage or commentary saying otherwise. For example, the Wikipedia page on the killing of Shireen Abu-Akleh is utterly stacked with Arabic sources (adding a language barrier to the bias), and it makes no mention of the US State Department's assessment, the stated motivations of the Israeli police (not even with the disclaimer of being a claim), nor what the IDF raid where she died was even about. I was just lucky that I vaguely remembered Ben Shapiro talking about these events last year, using that as a starting point to find the explanation from the Israeli police.

newuser131 said:
what is the appeal of hasan? most of his viewers watch him unironically. is it just because he is a leftwing dudebro that the feminist swoon over?
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That's exactly it, especially to explain the runaway popularity of Hasan over other breadtubers. It's the same sort of zoomer appeal Andrew Tate has, but with the added veneer of fighting for a good cause.

Imperial Citizen said:
I am somewhat of the opinion that Hasan has some favorable views with what Hamas did. That this brutality is the inevitable response to Israeli oppression and that it was the only way those Zionist colonizers will learn the error of their ways. He’s not like those psychos, Hakim and Second Thought, as he doesn’t laugh at the murder of children, but Hasan probably views the attack as a win for the Palestinian side.
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Hasan defends the likes of Hakim and Second thought so hard that that it's really hard to believe that he doesn't share the exact same glorifying view of Hamas and is just (barely) more savvy about hiding his power level. Remember that Hasan guested on that podcast and specifically talked to them about the importance of hiding power levels to dupe audiences into extremism. Also recognize that Hasan just went through four hours of podcasting with Ethan without a drop of empathy for Israelis.
 
Imperial Citizen said:
I am somewhat of the opinion that Hasan has some favorable views with what Hamas did. That this brutality is the inevitable response to Israeli oppression and that it was the only way those Zionist colonizers will learn the error of their ways. He’s not like those psychos, Hakim and Second Thought, as he doesn’t laugh at the murder of children, but Hasan probably views the attack as a win for the Palestinian side.
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He absolutely believes the exact same things and has the exact same political beliefs as Second Thought, Hakim and his goblin of a moderator Fr0gan, he has just enough braincells to know to bullshit and pretend he isn't as much of a crazed far-left/tankie to a wider audience. We're talking about the guy who said this about landlords when his own mother is a landlord and his grandfather is a large real-estate broker in some major city.
 
I’ve decided to turn my anger against Hasan’s awful commentary into something productive; a quickly made song parody.

Hey there, listen to me.
I’ve got a new lolcow to see;
It’s Hasanabi.
One of the worst I’ve seen so far.

Here’s a big political streamer,
With constant bad takes
Like the US deserved 9/11,
Or communism is great
Gets so hostile with his chat,
When they say that he’s wrong
So he’ll just ban them all
More 13 years old will come along!

Hasanabi,
Hasanabi
He’s Cenk’s nephew,
Such an exemplar
Nepo baby!
He’s a tankie in the streets,
But petite in the sheets
Opinions shifting
Time to be grifting
Hasanabi

Makes fun of all the fascists,
Like all those center-right folks
But when there’s even slight pushback,
He’ll retreat to his Discord and cope
There his views are valid
No matter how disgusting they are
Like the murder of Jewish children
They were just settlers, bruh?

Oh, no, Hasanabi
Hasanabi
He gets his millions
By spouting to millions
Stupidity
Runs from Jews and the Candyman
Hopefully they’ll get him in the end!
Broccoli boy hair
No worries or care
Hasanabi (Hasanabi)
Hasanabi (Hasanabi)

Promotes the left with a passion,
But owns a mansion
Seriously! (Seriously!)
Cried after Mexican customs,
Asked for a paltry tech ransom
Bad rants are his skills,
To pay all the bills
Hasanabi!

Streams hours on Twitch
And makes Bezos bucks
It has to be his looks
Otherwise he just sucks
Just screams at the screen
On how revolts rock
But he’ll never do anything more
(Lazy)
Reacting to clips
Spouting his shit
Working so hard
By saying nothing at all
Acts like a spoiled brat
When put on his back
He’s just on the Internet, bro!

Yeah, Hasanabi (Hasanabi)
Hasanabi (Hasanabi)
Will be the first called
Onto the Wall
By his own team (By his own team)
What he promotes? Nothing to gloat
Just violent fantasies and quotes
No revolutions
Or solutions
Hasanabi
Greedy and slimy
So very whiny
Hasanabi
Even a manlet,
Can beat this maggot
So let’s keep laughing,
At his bad ranting
Opinions a goldmine
To milk all the time
Hasanabi
 
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People will focus on the parts of the podcast with the crying, Ethan's absurd apology, and Hasan playing defense for outrageous media clips, but I would like to bring attention to a couple of bits from the podcast's first half that I found to be particularly amusing when Hasan is caught off guard by plain statements of fact from Ethan.

First, at roughly 38min in, Ethan points out that Arab neighbors have been trying to destroy Israel since the moment of its inception:

As Hasan says, the Nakba refers to the establishment of the Israeli state in 1948. It literally translates from Arabic to "Disaster/Catastrophe". Israel's establishment was in accordance with the 1947 UN proposal that would've also established a neighboring Arab state (presumably to be called Palestine) if it weren't for the Arabs' rejection. Before then, everything was under rule of the British Mandate and then the Ottoman Empire before that. The text of the Israeli Declaration actually implores Arabs to stay, coinciding with Israel's current 20% Arab population, but back then there was a mass migration of Arabs out of newly-founded Israeli territory anyway, largely to get out of the way of Arab neighbors coming in to kill all the Jews in the Arab-Israeli War, declared on the same day as Israel's statehood.

Second, at roughly 1hr36min in, Ethan says there's not just Israelis and Americans who are genocidal, but also Palestinians too:


The back-and-forth in these nine minutes is pretty much what the whole first two hours is like.
 
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Listening to Hasan Piker being pro-Palestine while trying to dunk on Israelies for being Jewish, and even justifying trying to say that bombing innocents in a conflict that has been going on years before he or anyone else here has been born, is just proof that I really wish that this were a thing:

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Twitch streams and former “edgy” YouTubers are not real people, and I honestly don’t care if you’re pro-Israel or pro-Palestine. Just stop looking to these kinds of people for intellectual and moral guidance.

You will always be disappointed.
 
Hey guys, I'm looking for that podcast segment where Hasan sperges out and has a pathetic mental breakdown over the 30,000 children killed in the Syrian civil war, does anybody have the link?

On another note, his obsession with the Nakba is laughable. Even if some families were kicked out rather than left by their own volition (which I do believe some were) I'm sorry but who cares? It's been what, like 70 years? Get over it. Half of Europe was displaced during WW2, it's what happens during a war. Literally several million Jews went on a 2 year Aushwitz vacation and came back to find their homes occupied by non-Jew Europeans and didn't throw a retard fit about it. You find a new place and move on like the rest of the war-torn world.
 
pistolwhipped said:
Half of Europe was displaced during WW2, it's what happens during a war. Literally several million Jews went on a 2 year Aushwitz vacation and came back to find their homes occupied by non-Jew Europeans and didn't throw a retard fit about it.
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Are you fucking high? they bring it up all the fucking time. During this conflict I have seen holocaust brought up over and over again.

The Jews might be the worst of all groups who harp on about the past.

I get it though, the mussies are sub human, but lets not pretend the Jews are some paragons of virtue. They are just less shit.
 
whogoesthere said:
Are you fucking high? they bring it up all the fucking time. During this conflict I have seen holocaust brought up over and over again.
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I'm specifically referring to displacement, which I figured was obvious due to my reference to the Nakba. Nobody is out here crying about their stolen Polish homes the way Palestinians whine about their displacement. You know about 900k Jewish people were ethnically cleansed from their homes in the Middle East and North Africa in the 40s and they're not still trying to get their houses back.
 
Some shitty unheard of publication, 'Interview Magazine' is running an article with Hasan and journalist extraordinaire Taylor Lorenz, I haven't read the thing because I don't feel like putting myself through that misery but I can only assume they discuss mutually relevant topics such as having atrocious fashion senses, pretending that they're 15 years younger than they actually are and virtue signaling their way into profitable grifts.

I don't know who okayed those pictures of Lorenz but woof.
 
Alter Ego said:
I enjoy and appreciate this video's condensed presentation of Hasan's part on the podcast:
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Not a single tear was shed in the making of this video.
Jonah Hill poster said:
Twitch streams and former “edgy” YouTubers are not real people, and I honestly don’t care if you’re pro-Israel or pro-Palestine. Just stop looking to these kinds of people for intellectual and moral guidance.

You will always be disappointed.
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Only kids and retards that live in echo chambers will listen to a political YouTuber. But at least young kids are more likely to stop idolizing them. Retards will keep getting worse and worse.
 
Alter Ego said:
People will focus on the parts of the podcast with the crying, Ethan's absurd apology, and Hasan playing defense for outrageous media clips, but I would like to bring attention to a couple of bits from the podcast's first half that I found to be particularly amusing when Hasan is caught off guard by plain statements of fact from Ethan.

First, at roughly 38min in, Ethan points out that Arab neighbors have been trying to destroy Israel since the moment of its inception:
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As Hasan says, the Nakba refers to the establishment of the Israeli state in 1948. It literally translates from Arabic to "Disaster/Catastrophe". Israel's establishment was in accordance with the 1947 UN proposal that would've also established a neighboring Arab state (presumably to be called Palestine) if it weren't for the Arabs' rejection. Before then, everything was under rule of the British Mandate and then the Ottoman Empire before that. The text of the Israeli Declaration actually implores Arabs to stay, coinciding with Israel's current 20% Arab population, but back then there was a mass migration of Arabs out of newly-founded Israeli territory anyway, largely to get out of the way of Arab neighbors coming in to kill all the Jews in the Arab-Israeli War, declared on the same day as Israel's statehood.

Second, at roughly 1hr36min in, Ethan says there's not just Israelis and Americans who are genocidal, but also Palestinians too:
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The back-and-forth in these nine minutes is pretty much what the whole first two hours is like.
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Honestly, I thought Hasan would try to be explicitly more pro Palestine. I think he is scared of angering Jews here. Especially Ethan who is an Israeli citizen.

People (including Hasan) have tried to argue Ukraine and critics of Ukraine got treated with double standards. I would argue Israel and it's supports/critics are getting treated better with double standards. There were Israel supports straight up calling for ethnic cleansing and didn't get banned. Also notice how quiet he is being ? or how he is whimpering so much ? He is usually so loud and Whiney speaking with so much unearned confidence.
Someone paid a truck to dox Israel critics and a multiple CEOs are getting blacklisted for being critical of Israel.

Can you name me an example of critics of Ukraine getting treated this bad ? Hasan has straight up lied about Ukraine and is obviously anti Ukraine to anyone with half a brain, yet he has gotten in no trouble.

I just thought of something, I have said in the past that I believe Hasan (consciously or not) subscribes to some level of Turkish Nationalism even though it goes against a lot of what he claims to stand for. I have also said that he seems to have a hard time reconciling this and will do things like Blame America/Nato for a lot of Turkey's wrong doings. What Hasan is doing here could be one of two things.
Either A he sees himself in Other Zionist (Ethan especially) who also subscribe to Zionism despite the fact the actions of the Israeli state and even some core tenants of Zionism go against a lot of what they claim to stand for. The phenomena I mentioned above and wrote about in the past where Hasan blames America/Nato for a lot of Turkey's wrong doings is also shown a lot by Zionist. They try to argue that Israel is a meer Puppet State of America and or Europe. They are being forced to hurt Palestinian by the White Goyim. When in Reality Israel clearly has more power over America then the other way around. Name one time Israel was forced to do something that hurt it but benefited America ?
The second option could be that since he is still loyal to Turkey, he feels some loyalty to Israel seeing as how Turkey is probably Israel's best alley at least in the middle east.
 
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