Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Hey all! This is going to be a rather long series of updates today.
Yeah, this happens, if you don't update anything for months.
We submitted our final binary and got the go-ahead from Apple last week. The goes along with Steam giving us the thumbs up of both editions, the standard and the special.
Why the fuck would you even submit the old version to Steam? So people can replay Revolution 60 in all it's 2014 nostalgia glory?
Our official release date will be Tuesday September 6th...
...the year 2023. - Another delay, who would have thunk it.
Enjoy the mini-trailer for the game! You are the first people outside our studio to see this!
When I am walking the dog, I am always the first one to see the poop. This has roughly the same level of enjoyment.
Expect to see the full two-minute story trailer next week. If you Tweeted this, our team would deeply appreciate it!
Wu does realize that trailers usually come out way earlier than a week before release, yes?
I know it’s taken a while to get this to you.
Fun fact: When Brianna Wu calls, to tell people that she will run a little late for the Thanksgiving dinner, she usually arrives on Easter in following year.
I hope you’ll accept my personal apologies for that.
No.
Our studio’s approach has ALWAYS been to not ship until the game is really done.
So it really IS 2023 then?
The truth is, this version of the game cost about 10x more than our Kickstarter revenue to produce.
Firstly: No, it doesn't. It is a port, you have to subtract whatever the first version costs. (I always mix up if it is 200k or 400k )
Secondly: Does anyone want to buy an old Mars bar? Only 40 dollars!
We could have shipped a lazy port more quickly, but it’s not a game I would have been proud of.
I would make a joke about her standards being shit... but there's the dust in her house, her filthy table, the way she cages her dogs, the stains on her clothes while she sits on a panel... so yes, this is exactly what Wu would be proud of.
We’ll be including some extras in your Kickstarter bundles as a thank you for being patient, including a 100-page professionally illustrated Revolution 60 Technical Menu, outlining the technology of the R60 universe!
"Frank? I'll just copy some text-files and images out of your SciFiStoryIdeas\Technology folder!"
And, for people in the top-tier - we’ll be throwing in a free-iOS version of the game to go with your Steam release.
Why would anyone want that? Like, at all?
It was just a few years ago, but so much has changed in the industry since 2010 when I designed the characters for Revolution 60. Fat Princess had just come out the year before, and no one had really blinked an eye. Today, we’re a lot more aware of the representation of women in games.
So was having a Fat Princess as a protagonist good... or bad? Or does this has nothing to do with anything?
I am a child of the 90s. When I learned to draw, it was from J. Scott Campbell, Sailor Moon and frankly, a lot of very sexualized anime.
Yeah, it's like she was a dude at that point...
This came through in the character designs of Revolution 60. Back in 2010, my ideal woman character didn’t take any nonsense, didn’t need a man and she was sexy as hell.
"Please, PLEASE, PLEASE, fellow feminists and SJWs, don't hate me for making this game! I learned my ways! I know I did wrong... Please Beata Anita... Though I am righteous one..."
This is incredibly embarrassing to me today. Along with a lot of the industry, I’ve woken up and realized just how dated and damaging an idea this idea of women is. It’s not that sexy women are bad - it’s that ONLY having sexy women represented in media is very harmful.
"Revolution 360 Pounds" coming up.
When we made this Kickstarter, I could not have imagined I’d be one of the better known women in the video game industry by 2016. People are expecting me to do better, including myself. I knew for the PC release we’d have to update this.
No everyone is expecting Rev 60 to be a massive failure. Wu really does think that 'being known' equals 'talent'.
Without a doubt, the thing that most delayed shipping Revolution 60 was redoing the body proportions and costumes.

So how did we update the character designs of Revolution 60? We couldn’t just change the body proportions. Everything in Revolution 60 is done by hand - the hair animation, the lip synch, every movement. If we redid the joint position, every cross of the arms, every punch would have to be reanimated.

So, we compromised. I sat down and redid all of the Revolution 60 character from scratch. We thickened the neck and waists as much as we could, and we set about to make all the characters costumes less sexualied.
Wait. So, the main reason why the game was delayed, was the character redesign, but Wu couldn't do a complete overhaul, because that would have been too much work to reanimate the characters. Which means main reason for the delays making... waistlines thicker?
That might have not have been so bad, except that we had to rerender all of our footage in the game to go with it. Because our animated movies were made in 2011, this was the first thing our animator did after leaving college. She wanted to redo most of it. And we did. The comparisons are shocking.

Videogames have two versions of the main characters. There are the high poly versions you see here, and the low poly ones in engine. We had to do a retopology pass and go through the entire game updating animations. I drastically underestimated how long this would take.


Wait? Those scenes are pre-rendered? They are not in engine?
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I’m still not happy with these character designs. All the characters are white, another huge oversight from 2010 - and there’s no much body type diversity.
It's like Wu should have hired a character designer or something.
One of the saddest things of George Lucas was he spent his life redoing Star Wars and never went on to make new films.
He did. They are called the Star Wars Prequels. They sucked.
I don’t plan to make that same mistake. Our next game will do better. Stay tuned for a final update on all our lighting and set changes!
That won't be difficult, from what I can tell Minesweeper is a more fun game.
 
The thing I'm looking forward for the most is how Wu intends to hold up what has now been promised in Update 1/3.

When was this designed? Is it already finished? Who designed it? Who made it? Brianna Wu with all the EXPERT APPS on that MacBook?

And this book is coming on top of the promsied following rewards that were met by backers?
  • a THANK YOU in the game credits
  • a PC version of our game, scheduled for release August 2014 [INSERT DATE HERE]
  • a Mac version of the game, scheduled for release September 2014 [INSERT DATE HERE]
  • CORE REWARD PACK and DIGITAL BONUS PACK, which includes: Revolution 60 digital wallpapers made by our award-winning artists, and a digital download of the song "Player Two Press Start", with vocals by Amanda Winn-Lee, specially recorded for the closing credits of the game!
  • Revolution 60 Strategy guide (This e-book contains advanced combat strategies, Holiday’s advanced weapon pack, and special in-game items that will help you get the ending you want)
  • a physical copy of a limited edition Revolution 60 Poster (This movie-style poster has cast names and credits of the whole team, and will be signed by our team)
  • physical copies of each of TWO different limited edition Revolution 60 Posters (One will be the same poster as the $65 pledge level, plus a second unique poster)
  • the CHESSBOARD OPERATIVE PACK (This includes the REVOLUTION 60 SPECIAL EDITION + a limited edition Revolution 60 T-shirt)
  • your name will appear TWICE in game. Once, as a name on a dedication plate in the N313 space station and in a SPECIAL THANKS section of the credits
  • Become an evil corporation in the Rev 60 universe! Your name and fictional company logo will appear in the game on a crate in the Rev 60 shipping bay
Right.

What are the odds that she has any of the physical prizes? If there were t-shirts and posters at her place, she'd have tweeted them out a hundred times already. She better expedite that delivery from VistaPrint.
 
Oh boy where i do begin

Update 1

We submitted our final binary and got the go-ahead from Apple last week. The goes along with Steam giving us the thumbs up of both editions, the standard and the special

You did not upload the special edition, it was NEVER in Steam, you uploaded the standard edition, why do i know this? because you were bitching to Steam because they HAD to give you a AppID for the Special Edition, when by the rules you only have to upload it and tag it as "special edition" to be recognized as one in the system.

Our studio’s approach has ALWAYS been to not ship until the game is really done.

The game was done (the standard) but you refused it to release it in your words "i could ship it RIGHT NOW but :yaddayaddagamergate:"

The truth is, this version of the game cost about 10x more than our Kickstarter revenue to produce

10x of 0 is still 0 because you wasted the kickstarter money in Star trek timelines and soylent

The toll on me and my studio has been extreme

The ONLY person that claim to be harassed by gamergate is YOU, i dont see ANY of the other ex member of GSX claiming to be harassed, not even Amanda, the only person that was waving their hands like a fool claiming harassment day and night was YOU

Update 2

it’s that ONLY having sexy women represented in media is very harmful.

Number of males that you can see their faces in R60= 0

I could not have imagined I’d be one of the better known women in the video game industry by 2016

I don't see those AAA companies fighting to hire you like you were Kojima post Konami, stop bragging Wu you are a nobody

Everything in Revolution 60 is done by hand - the hair animation, the lip synch, every movement.

Non existent Hair animation, check the gameplay of Smutley i think the Reboot cartoon has better hair animation that R60, Lip synch go out of the window when FPS drops like a bitch

I drastically underestimated how long this would take.

Notice the ninja admission that he was doing everything until now

Update 3

This was a massive amount of work, more than I initially guessed.

Not "my team initially guessed", "I", another ninja admission

My husband, Frank deserves so much credit, After my initial pass, he would go through sets of the game adding hundreds and hundreds of detail lights

So frank did all the work, good to know that would explain his face of terror every time john is close to him
 
Brianna criticizing anyone else's writing is always rich. Do you really want me to make a Twitter bot that just posts random excerpts from your novel, Wu?

Also, how did I miss this gem of a lie in the updates?

Brianna "John Walker Flynt" Wu said:
I am a child of the 90s. When I learned to draw, it was from J. Scott Campbell, Sailor Moon and frankly, a lot of very sexualized anime.
You were 18 when Sailor Moon was first aired in the United States, Bri. You were on your second attempt at college when Danger Girl started. J. Scott Campbell is only four years older than you, Wu. Literally no one believes that you are 29 so just stop.
 
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Brianna criticizing anyone else's writing is always rich. Do you really want me to make a Twitter bot that just posts random excerpts from your novel, Wu?

Also, how did I miss this gem of a lie in the updates?


You were 18 when Sailor Moon was first aired in the United States, Bri. You were on your second attempt at college when Danger Girl started. J. Scott Campbell is only four years older than you, Wu. Literally no one believes that you are 29 so just stop.

It'll be like the Simpsons where time will just slide along, soon we'll hear about his times growing up a poor young black girl in Mississippi being bullied online via myspace and seganet.
 
Tweaking some numbers is literally the only thing John knows enough to do, but it has obviously made it look even more like shit than it already did because John is fucking color blind or something.
I've said it before and I'll say it again... color blindness is X-linked and therefore much, much more common in males.
 

The game actually looks worse. Also, notice how most if not all the updates are character design, background, or lighting based. No attempt to actually improve the gameplay and make a fun game.

What are the odds that she has any of the physical prizes? If there were t-shirts and posters at her place, she'd have tweeted them out a hundred times already. She better expedite that delivery from VistaPrint.

He also mentioned posters signed by the whole crew. But everyone left so who will sign the posters? Unless they were signed years ago.
 
My goal for Revolution 60 remains the same:

When it comes out, I fully intend to do my part to turn this into the gaming equivalent of Neil Breen's Fateful Findings or I am here.... Now.

I am perfectly capable of finding my amusement from making fun of how absolutely terrible this game is, and when it does finally hit, I will do my part to ensure Brianna Wu is remembered in the same light as Tommy Wiseau or Derek Savage.
Make sure it is done quickly enough that if you think a refund is justified you get it.

I think you are fucked in the head to want to do that to yourself again, only with added epilepsy this time, but to each their own.
 
Make sure it is done quickly enough that if you think a refund is justified you get it.

I think you are fucked in the head to want to do that to yourself again, only with added epilepsy this time, but to each their own.

Refund? Fuck that. I'm saving that shit, I'm making backups, I'm spreading videos to the far corners of the Internet. Rev60 ain't gettin' slashed and burned, I want that to stay plastered on the net forever because I can do it, and it would provide us unending spergouts from Brianna til the end of days.
 
The cutest thing is the pre-emptive attempt at damage control over the "oh whoops, my entirely white cast of objectified/sexualised women is ironically *exactly the sort of thing* I've attacked other content makers for perpetuating for so long" aspect. Bri can see that problematic iceberg dead ahead and knows there's literally nothing she could do ((TM) DSP) about it.

I mean, look at all the handwringing - oh, I'm a product of my time, I learnt off the wrong people, I made decisions that I now regret, I've changed so many things in this game but I really regret that I absolutely can't change this, but I'll do better, and I basically changed it a bit anyway, and anyway I'm also aware this might be a problem and I'm sorry, but it'll be better next time, I promise.

It's kinda like she's trying to find the right combination of excuses/explanations that'll turn it all into some form of social responsibility waiver. Like, get the wording juuuuuuuust right and then you can basically just publish whatever you want! "Hey, I'm making a RapeMan manga doujinshi series on Kickstarter, and here's the standard paragraph where I say I'm aware it may have some problems but look, the paragraph's printed right there on page 1 sooooooooo I guess I'm publishing with immunity lol".

If only it were that simple. In reality all you've done is make a Cliff's Notes version of things people can mention to push your buttons (like Dobson does when he makes comics about his various insecurities). Between being otherwise normal people and blinded by the godawful lighting, there was a chance non-SJW players could have overlooked "oh btw they're all white sex-dolls". Now, it's another bullet point in their Steam trolling refund review.

Bonus Schadenfreude points go to the squirming and weaseling inherent in the 'explain away my problem(atic)s' as well; Bri's always been a hard-nosed black-and-white voice in the past (Person: "This show has issues, but the creator meant well" Bri: "Absolutely not. If you publish, you own the narrative. No excuses" etc) and suddenly the dance partners are reversed and Bri's suddenly seeing the value in shades of grey and a more indepth understanding of special pleading. Yeah, I'll bet she is.

I'm not so single-minded as to trawl through her massive history of archived tweets to hand-pick only the most juicy ironic 'calling out sexist game' tweets, ready to be lovingly matched to her published content the very nano-second it drops, but if there were someone who was, well, enjoy. The iceberg won't be here for a while, but it's definitely coming. Toot toot!
 
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