Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I agree that is dried up matted grass.

Here is the full scale image from here. https://imgur.com/a/D1DxC5a



Blow it up, zoom in, and take a close look at it yourself.

what did eric do to cause them to fag up the gravestone with their rabbit toys? how can anyone who's not a duplicitous cunt think eric existing deserves any blame for this retardation

I agree that the people fucking around at the tombstone are full blown assholes. To my knowledge Eric July has done nothing to deserve this.

But if Eric July really did want this to stop, like the guy that walks around waving fat stacks of cash in the poorest most crime ridden part of the city, or the woman in a thong bikini walking around the Muslim district, there are things you can do to not get attacked.

If I were Eric July, I would make a short statement encouraging his followers to stop paying attention to their antics. Stop watching Dick Masterson videos. Don't reply. If anything rises to the level of a crime, he will hand the information over to a lawyer or law enforcement. But beyond that, he won't be talking about them or providing attention.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If I were Eric July, I would make a short statement encouraging his followers to stop paying attention to their antics. Stop watching Dick Masterson videos. Don't reply. If anything rises to the level of a crime, he will hand the information over to a lawyer or law enforcement. But beyond that, he won't be talking about them the providing attention.

That's the only move. Ignore it completely and let your attorneys and law enforcement do the rest. That's how public figures have been dealing with nuisance stalkers for decades (unless they were seeking to profit off the controversy as well).

 

[Captain Manning]

See but you also have to remember that them pissing on copies of ISOM would be both funny and classic IBS behavior, and that's too old hat for dear 'ol Dax. Pay Eric for copies of ISOM to piss on? Too funny and too tame, we gotta start teetering into life ruination, but unlike with Ralph v Gator there are enough cronies surrounding Dax that someone will actually go do some dumb shit.

People have burned comics as a dis before. For example, @FROG tossed several copies of Liam Gray's Xenotype into a fireplace once.

Yellowflash, at one point, stabbed some comics with a pair of scissors (I think they were various Marvel and DC comics, but I can't remember).

Never have I seen a grave desecration before now though. This is a new one on me. Null said earlier no Kiwi has done it, but I'm not even sure there's a recorded instance on-site of somebody off-site doing it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Imagine being 33 and dressed like a skateboard teen in a 90s movie in the middle of the day. What a faggot.

Dude it's even worse. That is the mask worn by the sports themed vigilante Casey Jones from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.



This faggot is the worst kind of faggot. This faggot is a consoomer.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Never have I seen a grave desecration before now though. This is a new one on me. Null said earlier no Kiwi has done it, but I'm not even sure there's a recorded instance on-site of somebody off-site doing it.

The O&A pests who troll Patrick Tomlinson are often accused of going too far, but they would shit all over anyone who pulled something like this. They've left vague troll comments on online memorial pages, but if somebody actually went to a random relative's grave to taunt Patrick, they would be completely ostracized. It's just fucking weird and not particularly funny, and it shows how uniquely subhuman Dax's current fanbase is even by troll standards. Some of the comments are headspinning, like "LOLOL THEY ARE SO MAD HE LOOKS SO UPSET". Yeah, people are usually pretty touchy about the gravesites of their relatives, go figure?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't agree with the idea that Jessie defaced the grave. What he did was arguably far more pathetic. Instead of knocking the headstone over, writing anything on it, or doing anything that would've required balls all he did was wear his heckin cool mask from the cartoon he watched as a child and take a picture with his heckin cool mask on and some stuffed animals. He did all of that for an internet fight that he wasn't even involved in. He did this so a balding Mexican and a self admitted pedophile would notice him. He doesn't even get any clout for this. He doesn't even get a crumb of pussy for this. What he gets is attention to his retardation

He's already DFEing.

What's the matter lil fag boy? You wanted everyone to notice you. You wanted to join in on this internet faggotry with shit to no rules and take it IRL. Is this not what you wanted? Are you no longer clapping when you see your own picture? Are you facing the realities of pointlessly whoring yourself out to Dick and Vito? Are you getting what you fucking deserve, Jessie?

 

[Captain Manning]

The O&A pests who troll Patrick Tomlinson are often accused of going too far, but they would shit all over anyone who pulled something like this. They've left vague troll comments on online memorial pages, but if somebody actually went to a random relative's grave to taunt Patrick, they would be completely ostracized. It's just fucking weird and not particularly funny, and it shows how uniquely subhuman Dax's current fanbase is even by troll standards. Some of the comments are headspinning, like "LOLOL THEY ARE SO MAD HE LOOKS SO UPSET". Yeah, people are usually pretty touchy about the gravesites of their relatives, go figure?

Not only that, but Masterson's response to this isn't just cruel, it's objectively fucking retarded.

He's claiming that if July didn't want this to happen, his great-grandfather should have done better with July.

Nigga, his great-grandfather died in 1927. It says so on the headstone. That's long before July was even born.

L.A. brainrot in action. From the same state that wants current white people to pay reparations to the descendants of slaves.

 

[Haramburger]

The funny thing with Dax is he’s trying to play the moral high ground when the only high ground he should occupy is a stool before he ropes. He’s a 40 year old man fighting over a comic book because his pedo friend failed to deliver on his promises and is pressing tired claims about this site. Ackackackack Null it’s just a stuffed animal why are you upset ackackackack my deranged loser fans will drive out to take pictures with graves but no you Null are the one who is upset that means I win ackackackackack

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If Dick was actually informed he might try to argue past incidents like DSP's bank hax were a bad look for the users and still posted on the Farms, instead of whatever this is, a gay tombstone selfie he thinks is pushing the envelope? Context and timing matters. Those things that also determine if a person is funny, or a good writer? Very foreign concepts for Dick in the Current Year™ LMAO

 

[RussianParasite]

This is all so ridiculous. MadDax is saying it’s fine to fuck with people in real life, yet somehow if this was happening to his friends and family suddenly it wouldn’t be okay or funny anymore. What a faggot.

 

[Ruust]

Riley says he will deface Eric July's great-grandfather's grave because he's bored:

https://archive.ph/MW5se

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Only to have another retard "beat" him to it:

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Classy

https://archive.ph/0ncNC

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https://x.com/dickmasterson/status/1713626359564779749

https://archive.ph/kjyII

Absolutely sick in the fucking head shitbags..

 

[Had]

2019 Dick show bits:

• Ask your girlfriend the timeframe of different wars
• Asterios Kokkinos puppet show
• Ken Doll In Hide song

2023 Dick show bits:

• Yelling at Vito for fucking up a tv pitch
• Defacing a man's business
• Defacing a man's family grave

 

[mfalkner]

The funny thing with Dax is he’s trying to play the moral high ground when the only high ground he should occupy is a stool before he ropes. He’s a 40 year old man fighting over a comic book because his pedo friend failed to deliver on his promises and is pressing tired claims about this site. Ackackackack Null it’s just a stuffed animal why are you upset ackackackack my deranged loser fans will drive out to take pictures with graves but no you Null are the one who is upset that means I win ackackackackack

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>Act like a faggot
>Claim moral superiority

"Karen Farms"? It's just jokes, you faggot

Edit: Dax, Peto, listen.
Both of you are retarded, and everyone knows what you're doing. No one thinks taking a grave selfie is illegal, or taping money to a building. You're not clever.
Peto, you've already blown your credibility the 4th time you cried and pretended you were going to finally mature. All your apologetic faggotry was fake, your shitty book isn't even out, and when it launches, it will crash and burn, even before everyone is aware that you're a retarded pedophile who is for some reason obsessed with bringing a guy down for literally no reason.


Find a sturdy ceiling.

 

[Gorton Colu]

This is a result of amoral nihilism. All of JuJu's kvetching when he was being fucked with by Maddox and various California comedy losers was all due to the fact that he was the victim.

No empathy, no restraint, no guiding principles. As long as it's not against him, he is perfectly happy to fuck with someone or in this case encourage others to do so. It really is only a matter of time, before some loon starts to target him again. I wonder how he will cope.

Maddox was really onto something with his old Dick vs Dick segments on the Biggest Problem.

 

[P5Fever]

I don't agree with the idea that Jessie defaced the grave. What he did was arguably far more pathetic. Instead of knocking the headstone over, writing anything on it, or doing anything that would've required balls all he did was wear his heckin cool mask from the cartoon he watched as a child and take a picture with his heckin cool mask on and some stuffed animals. He did all of that for an internet fight that he wasn't even involved in. He did this so a balding Mexican and a self admitted pedophile would notice him. He doesn't even get any clout for this. He doesn't even get a crumb of pussy for this. What he gets is attention to his retardation

What's the matter lil fag boy? You wanted everyone to notice you. You wanted to join in on this internet faggotry with shit to no rules and take it IRL. Is this not what you wanted? Are you no longer clapping when you see your own picture? Are you facing the realities of pointlessly whoring yourself out to Dick and Vito? Are you getting what you fucking deserve, Jessie?

More like he knows he’d get arrested if he did anything legally considered vandalism. Terminally online enough to make a gay selfie because you know there is an implied threat but just too chicken shit to follow through all the way because you don’t want to reap what you sow.

Typical of these perpetual online clowns. Desperately wants attention and asspats but not any consequences and no balls.

But seriously how pathetic do you have to be to take that much time out of your day to plan shit like this? Take a picture of yourself shooting your balls off while you’re at it. At least then you’ll actually be getting laughs.

 

[Captain Manning]

MadDax is saying it’s fine to fuck with people in real life, yet somehow if this was happening to his friends and family suddenly it wouldn’t be okay or funny anymore.

No, it wouldn't be funny to him if it happened to him, but I maintain Dax wouldn't give a single solitary fuck if any of his minions took the fall for any of this, or anything else. They're all meat shields in his mind.

If Vito ever got popped on a CP or CM charge, he'd might kvetch about it a little. Maybe bitch about the "Christian right," or how everybody is too harsh on pedos. However, he'd then quickly fill the other seat with some other worthless shitbag as if nothing happened. He also wouldn't likely contribute a dime to Vito's defense fund.

Like I've said before, when was the last time he ever mentioned Digibro? When you're Dax, people are disposable.

He might feel a slight pain of loss over Riley, but that's only because it's been speculated for years that Riley is his dealer.

 

[Neetorino]

If Vito ever got popped on a CP or CM charge, he'd might kvetch about it a little. Maybe bitch about the "Christian right," or how everybody is too harsh on pedos. However, he'd then quickly fill the other seat with some other worthless shitbag Nick Rekieta as if nothing happened.

FTFY

Like I've said before, when was the last time he ever mentioned Digibro? When you're Dax, people are disposable.

It's also interesting how he lusts after Null, maybe its because Null got to cut the connection that Dax is so butthurt over it. Like he wasn't able to get all the potential entertainment squeezed out of Null and he wants him to come back for more juicing before Dax tosses him away like a Woody doll.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's also interesting how he lusts after Null, maybe its because Null got to cut the connection that Dax is so butthurt over it. Like he wasn't able to get all the potential entertainment squeezed out of Null and he wants him to come back for more juicing before Dax tosses him away like a Woody doll.

What embarrassment? Faggot has yet to get anything over on Null as far as I can see.

He wants Null on because:

1. Love him or hate him, Null draws a crowd. We can extrapolate this from Sean (Potentially Criminal). Sean usually gets about 1 to 2k views per livestream. When Null appeared, he got 12k. Those could have been Rekieta's views, but thanks to Rekieta being a faggot, they're now Sean's.



2. I think he wants a second bite of the "pedos are people too" argument. Last time didn't go so well for Masterson. I fucking stopped listening to the Dick Show cold turkey after that shit, and I know I'm not the only one. I used to find Dick mildly entertaining, but now he's just disgusting.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

More like he knows he’d get arrested if he did anything legally considered vandalism. Terminally online enough to make a gay selfie because you know there is an implied threat but just too chicken shit to follow through all the way because you don’t want to reap what you sow.

Typical of these perpetual online clowns. Desperately wants attention and asspats but not any consequences and no balls.

But seriously how pathetic do you have to be to take that much time out of your day to plan shit like this. Take a picture of yourself shooting your balls off while you’re at it. At least then you’ll actually be getting laughs.

I kindly disagree with the idea of him thinking there was a possibility that he was going to be arrested. He thought he was slick as shit when he did it and first posted it. He wanted people to see it and the clout that might come with it. Only when peole here did the barest of looks into him and found that he used the same damn name on everything is when he went DFE. He's a consoomer faggot who is to stupid to realize how dumb he is.

 

[Neetorino]

What embarrassment? Faggot has yet to get anything over on Null as far as I can see.

He wants Null on because:

1. Love him or hate him, Null draws a crowd. We can extrapolate this from Sean (Potentially Criminal). Sean usually gets about 1 to 2k views per livestream. When Null appeared, he got 12k. Those could have been Rekieta's views, but thanks to Rekieta being a faggot, they're now Sean's.

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2. I think he wants a second bite of the "pedos are people too" argument. Last time didn't go so well for Masterson. I fucking stopped listening to the Dick Show cold turkey after that shit, and I know I'm not the only one. I used to find Dick mildly entertaining, but now he's just disgusting.

Oh I totally agree, I'm only saying that Dax is acting like a toddler. If they drop their toy first it's fine, but when you take it away they throw a hissy-fit. Null takes himself away from Dick, Dick never stops being pissy because he can't force Null to come back no matter how hard he baits. And the primary reason is he has all these other retards to play with at the same time, if he could get rid of them to get Null back he would, but he still sees potential milk to come from Chris and Riley. Ralph and Nick too, of course but they seem to be long-plays for him whereas the pedos and methheads he can milk dry quickly then replace with other degens.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You should immediately commit suicide if you desecrate a grave or monument.