Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ghost of Ted Kaczynski]

@Attractive Sexhaver
Can't reply, but he is 100% HVAC certified. He could do that job, and probably still smoke crack and gamba, and have the money to gamba even more and smoke even more crack than he previously could. The average salary for an HVAC tech in Virginia is like 26 bucks an hour, which is decent enough, not like he has any other bills anyway.
The argument could be that he has no car, which is fair I guess, but if he actually got a fucking job, I'm sure his father would be overjoyed that his son did something productive for once and let him borrow theirs. Call me , but why the fuck wouldn't they? His dad gives him weed money lmfao. I don't think either of them would think far enough ahead that this retard would drive drunk and total it.

Otherwise you're right. This nigger just needs to get a fucking job (One he could probably get right fucking now, easily) and all of his problems would at the very least begin to seem less insurmountable. Though I doubt he'd be able to hold anything for long. I could see him winning a grand on some shit slot machine , calling his boss at 3 in the morning, and telling him to fuck off so it's probably a moot point tbh.

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Attractive Sexhaver
Can't reply, but he is 100% HVAC certified. He could do that job, and probably still smoke crack and gamba, and have the money to gamba even more and smoke even more crack than he previously could. The average salary for an HVAC tech in Virginia is like 26 bucks an hour, which is decent enough, not like he has any other bills anyway.
The argument could be that he has no car, which is fair I guess, but if he actually got a fucking job, I'm sure his father would be overjoyed that his son did something productive for once and let him borrow theirs. Call me , but why the fuck wouldn't they? His dad gives him weed money lmfao. I don't think either of them would think far enough ahead that this retard would drive drunk and total it.

Otherwise you're right. This nigger just needs to get a fucking job (One he could probably get right fucking now, easily) and all of his problems would at the very least begin to seem less insurmountable. Though I doubt he'd be able to hold anything for long. I could see him winning a grand on some shit slot machine , calling his boss at 3 in the morning, and telling him to fuck off so it's probably a moot point tbh.

It depends with the HVAC, as a tradie my self, you have to keep up your certs. Its not hard, but I seriously doubt he has.

As for the car, yeah, he's boned there. While gambling has giving him the money to get that car many times over, he has no ability to keep that money. We also don't know how good his driving record is. Insurance might be VERY expensive if he's been in wrecks recently.

 

[dumbledore]

We also don't know how good his driving record is. Insurance might be VERY expensive if he's been in wrecks recently.

He wrecked his last car. And also recently admitted to drunk driving most of the time.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He wrecked his last car. And also recently admitted to drunk driving most of the time.

Yeah his record is fucked unless it was a long time ago

 

[Barsik]

Though I doubt he'd be able to hold anything for long. I could see him winning a grand on some shit slot machine , calling his boss at 3 in the morning, and telling him to fuck off so it's probably a moot point tbh.

Considering his speeches about finally buying a car and moving out after every big hit this seems very plausible.

But who am I kidding, for this to happen he'd need to get a job in the first place which will never happen. He regularly shits on people making an honest living so he probably sees getting a job as true rock bottom, unlike where he's at right now.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I really think BMJ could be a decent streamer, and by that I mean make decent money from it.

The problem is he'd have to make some fundamental changes that I can't see him making. He needs to lower his bet amounts and be consistent with it. Watching him blow half his money on Keno in the first 30 seconds is hilarious but doesn't help prolong the stream. He also needs to take his time between bets. Clicking the bet button like a monkey on crack again doesn't help prolong the stream. He needs to stop gambling off stream. It's crazy he would have to be told that if you wanna be a gambling streamer you need to actually let the audience watch. They want to see the win, not be told about it.

If he would make just these changes I think he'd be doing alright. At least enough to get a sponsorship back (stop gambling on competitor's sites when you have a sponsorship). The guy's emotions are authentic. You really feel his joy when he hits big and you feel his sadness when he loses it all. But, I know the guy wouldn't make any of these changes so me laughing at him throwing all his money down the drain is safe.

 

[break these cuffs]

I really think BMJ could be a decent streamer, and by that I mean make decent money from it.

The problem is he'd have to make some fundamental changes that I can't see him making. He needs to lower his bet amounts and be consistent with it. Watching him blow half his money on Keno in the first 30 seconds is hilarious but doesn't help prolong the stream. He also needs to take his time between bets. Clicking the bet button like a monkey on crack again doesn't help prolong the stream. He needs to stop gambling off stream. It's crazy he would have to be told that if you wanna be a gambling streamer you need to actually let the audience watch. They want to see the win, not be told about it.

If he would make just these changes I think he'd be doing alright. At least enough to get a sponsorship back (stop gambling on competitor's sites when you have a sponsorship). The guy's emotions are authentic. You really feel his joy when he hits big and you feel his sadness when he loses it all. But, I know the guy wouldn't make any of these changes so me laughing at him throwing all his money down the drain is safe.

I think he could be too, but he's an addict. All the stuff you mention is because of his addictions. He'd have to be like a regular person trying to turn a hobby into a full time job instead of a crackheadn who's well enabled enough that he refuses to do anything productive.

 

[lol cow supreme]

It depends with the HVAC, as a tradie my self, you have to keep up your certs. Its not hard, but I seriously doubt he has.

As for the car, yeah, he's boned there. While gambling has giving him the money to get that car many times over, he has no ability to keep that money. We also don't know how good his driving record is. Insurance might be VERY expensive if he's been in wrecks recently.

He COULD get a company van, but he has a record. Some shit can be overlooked, but its hard to give a company truck and access to peoples homes to someone with felony theft on the record.

He'd also need to maintain his own tools. Sure a company might give him some specialty stuff but every HVAC tech provides their own basic kit including regular handtools most people have, a multimeter, drill/driver/sawzall, and a set of gauges are probably the bare essentials. He'd pawn these for more gamba and crack. And god lets not forget he has access to refrigerant, the crackhead would be huffing til braindead do to lack of impulse control.

Its a shame cus HVAC pays decently and is always in demand. A few years down the road he could be running his own crews or evecn his own company...and in the meantime theres always a little side work for some juice.

He wrecked his last car. And also recently admitted to drunk driving most of the time.

He blew the motor in his "Jeep" (he always calls it a Jeep but it was a shit Liberty). It was probably clapped out, but not totally wrecked. Likely blew the motor not changing/checking the oil or hooning it out like a crack head. The ads taken down though so I couldnt find the picture of it.

 

[gaystoner]

I really think BMJ could be a decent streamer, and by that I mean make decent money from it.

The problem is he'd have to make some fundamental changes that I can't see him making. He needs to lower his bet amounts and be consistent with it. Watching him blow half his money on Keno in the first 30 seconds is hilarious but doesn't help prolong the stream. He also needs to take his time between bets. Clicking the bet button like a monkey on crack again doesn't help prolong the stream. He needs to stop gambling off stream. It's crazy he would have to be told that if you wanna be a gambling streamer you need to actually let the audience watch. They want to see the win, not be told about it.

If he would make just these changes I think he'd be doing alright. At least enough to get a sponsorship back (stop gambling on competitor's sites when you have a sponsorship). The guy's emotions are authentic. You really feel his joy when he hits big and you feel his sadness when he loses it all. But, I know the guy wouldn't make any of these changes so me laughing at him throwing all his money down the drain is safe.

The other day when he spent 30 minutes doing .10 spins and eventually go 70$ to then immediately go blow it all on Keno in 3 minutes was amazing. Like bro you know how much more successful and profitable it is to just take your reload and do .10 spins all day?

Staked gave him 200 a day...every day. If he stuck with that for a year that's 73k in gambling money. Bro blew up the chance to have a near 6 figure gambling revenue to work with and make a profit. I don't know odds or enough about 'stacked decks' to know how to do it but from what I've seen he easily could have been tucking away 300$ a week the past couple months and be making at least 2k a month off of free money and his natural begging nature.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

As far as I can see, Its not hard to make it as a Gambling streamer - once you get the sponsorship that is.

DO
1. Try to make your allowance from the casino last as long as you can - giving new people more chance to find you
2. Be positive about the games and your sponsor (basic stuff)
3. If you get a big win - do a giveaway and pocket some
4. If you have done a few hours and still have some dough, thank your viewers, end the stream and bank it
5. Start everyday with just your allowance
6. Treat your viewers well - have a laugh with them

DO NOT
1. Blow your allowance in minutes (or even worse off-stream)
2. Use your own money to gamble
3. Beg and Borrow to gamble
4. Talk shit about your sponsor and the games
5. Break-down and ban viewers, calling them "rats"
6. Imply you will delete yourself if you don't get given money
7. Try to have a career in gambling if you are addicted to it
8. Have the mental capacity of a 10-year old.

Although, having said that, doing all the "DO NOTS" is certainly more entertaining for us.

Also, him saying "gambling is the only way i can make money" is up there with "Smoking Crack is the only way i can stay healthy" and "cutting off my feet is the only way i can win the Boston Marathon".

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Supercuts of today's streams. I can never seem to find a sweet-spot on the compression, sorry about quality

Stream 1 and 2

Stream 3

Stream 4

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Supercuts of today's streams. I can never seem to find a sweet-spot on the compression, sorry about quality

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Love how he yells "Austin stop it", as if it's his dad yelling at him. He has buck broken him.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Someone is gonna have to do a supercut of all his sniffing ala DSP.

 

[Disguised In Cognito]

Love how he yells "Austin stop it", as if it's his dad yelling at him. He has buck broken him.

He was saying that as a shitty attempt at humour while buying the free spins thing I think 3 times in a row. "Oh Austin stop it! Aw shucks guys, I clicked it again, my finger slipped what can I say"


Others have noted this but it bears repeating - I find it confusing but hilarious that you have to pay for free spins.

 

[KingFrampt]

No more pog as a bitch, we're in the retarded as a bitch era

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I really think BMJ could be a decent streamer, and by that I mean make decent money from it.

The problem is he'd have to make some fundamental changes that I can't see him making. He needs to lower his bet amounts and be consistent with it. Watching him blow half his money on Keno in the first 30 seconds is hilarious but doesn't help prolong the stream. He also needs to take his time between bets. Clicking the bet button like a monkey on crack again doesn't help prolong the stream. He needs to stop gambling off stream. It's crazy he would have to be told that if you wanna be a gambling streamer you need to actually let the audience watch. They want to see the win, not be told about it.

If he would make just these changes I think he'd be doing alright. At least enough to get a sponsorship back (stop gambling on competitor's sites when you have a sponsorship). The guy's emotions are authentic. You really feel his joy when he hits big and you feel his sadness when he loses it all. But, I know the guy wouldn't make any of these changes so me laughing at him throwing all his money down the drain is safe.

I agree with you. He could implement a number of tools to make the stream more entertaining and even make money. TTS, song requests, more polls on what he should do, explaining the mechanics of the game to the audience, donation goals etc. all the grifter shit the other guys do.

Having some form of schedule would be a good start. Offering bonuses for subscribers (on big hits he could do giveaways but you have to be a subscriber to be eligible.) He gets (or got ) $3k a month from subscribers, that's decent for a guy who is just turning on a camera and gambling at 3am, sometimes for 20 minutes at a time. He should be focused more on viewership and subscriptions and the stream itself and less on just hoping to get a massive jackpot while the camera happens to be on.

 

[Collections Agent]

He gets (or got ) $3k a month from subscribers

Not only was that sub wave because of @SignalBoot weening, theres a lot to suggest he took out the 3k in loans so when he got it, it literally had all already been promised to paying back debts

 

[Kees H]

Not only was that sub wave because of @SignalBoot weening, theres a lot to suggest he took out the 3k in loans so when he got it, it literally had all already been promised to paying back debts

He said it himself, every stream nearing the payout of the $3000 he kept upping the amount he mentioned as that he already leveraged against debt. This was during the Discord stream arc, so the archives of this are a bit spotty, but from what he said pretty much every dollar of that Kick subscription payout was already leveraged against loans.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

I find it confusing but hilarious that you have to pay for free spins.

Technically, you're supposed to play the normal slot game with no feature bonuses, then when you get a feature roll ("free spins") it's actually "free" (no additional price to roll into it).
It's all gambling in the end though, not really much difference in the feature VS the slot, both usually have similar RTP.

 

[Kees H]

It's all gambling in the end though, not really much difference in the feature VS the slot, both usually have similar RTP.

The RTP's listed for the slots by the slot provider are including rolling onto the features from time to time. They don't provide a specific RTP for the feature itself, so we don't even know how much features pay out on average. The features also have added benefits like multipliers that stick.

It's retarded to think you will make more money by buying them when the slot provider expects you to just roll into them. It's hilarious tho that retards like Austin think they will get rich by buying these features/free spins.