More post-jail sightings megathread

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Can I write off Christorical worship in my taxes?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Was that a booger or blood under his nostril?

HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
Also what is that red stuff around his nose??

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I spent the first thirty seconds or so worried his head as going to suddenly explode, like in The Boys.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Where the fuck did he get a green screen?
Does the tard home have a green room for them to play/record shit for fun in?

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Can I write off Christorical worship in my taxes?

The Cult of Christ Chan, coming soon to a shitty rural church near YOU.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

The Cult of Christ Chan, coming soon to a shitty rural church near YOU.

Like the Ant Hill kids and others, Chris will start a cult in the middle of nowhere and make us pray to Sonichu. Everyone will get medallions and shit

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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The CWCki is moving fucking slow. Their happenings board still hasn’t been updated.

 

[Deranged Jew]

"I've been there, done that, everything."

There you have it folks.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Chris has done literally everything that can be done

 

[ActualCracker]

WE ARE SO BACK

 

[Biemelsaus]

I wonder why he deliberately turned the medallion around right before starting that second song. What significance does that have in the mind of Chris?

 

[Kabeat]

SO FUCKING BACK

 

[Minato Namikaze]

It always amazes me how uncoordinated he is when he's dancing.

 

[Aru-chu]

Yeah, he's not lost any weight

He actually looks heavier than when he was arrested. Guess he's had to catch up on all that missed mickey d's.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

I wonder why he deliberately turned the medallion around right before starting that second song. What significance does that have in the mind of Chris?

Some part of him deep down is embarrassed. Either of what it stands for, all his life and whatnot, or just the fact it's disgusting now. Not to be Armchair Psychologist, just, Chris is Chris.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

He actually looks heavier than when he was arrested. Guess he's had to catch up on all that missed mickey d's.

Imagine what that feast was like...

 

[30+GameOvers]

Cool, more retarded absurdist schizoshit. Do they they not realize how painfully uninteresting and unfunny this shit is? Or is that the point?

Whoever is his tard wrangling discord circlejerk now is trying to appeal to the zoomer generation, not the old christorians. This is probably some money making scheme or a way to gain clout, not actually a way to laugh at him for personal enjoyment like the trolls of the old.

 

[Bearmumrik]

I'm a little worried about the editing on display in his new video. Either he spent these past months learning how to use Sony Vegas or someone already has a hand in the pot again.

Otaku King maybe?

 

[The Last Stand]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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Did Chris come up with the Jesus and Pals background? Or is that an edit? This is MAD TV levels of absurd.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Imagine what that feast was like...

Autistic moans while munching a chicken leg or something. Then he hugs a Sonichu plush

 

[draggs]

This is why they tested the every device in the country emergency alert system two weeks ago

Change my mind