More post-jail sightings megathread

On the road to the city of CWCville. On the road to the city of CWCville. On the road to the city of CWCville. On the road to the city of CWCville. On the road to the city of CWCville.

Also the lines on my palms cross. Like Jesus.
 
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i havent been keeping up with Chris much recently but im going to guess that his gfs the one who edited this. i mean theres no way shes not a ween
 
SouthernBitchBob said:
Blood? Nay, the nostril is merely expanding downwards. The Merge proceeds apace; Chris is transforming into Sonichu.
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Given how staged and produced this video was, I wouldn't be shocked if the weens convinced him to put a bit of fake blood there to add to the kooky atmosphere of the video.

Anyway just to avoid having a stroke while trying to parse this video, I transcribed it.

[This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting, Get your crap together and stop following those twerps.
Prepare for stupid, make it lucid (x2)
We'll focus on one mouse; once we get it, we'll rule the house.
I'll be the doof. I'll cause the fuss. I'll be a major... dumbass.
Prepare for stupid, make it lucid (x2)
Too good devastate the entire world (?), divide and segregate everyone. Truth and love don't mean a thing. We've really sunk well belong.
Jass. J. Team Rocket crashing hard into the Earth.
We'll fight you now and what in [indecipherable] OH Yeah.
Team Rocket, stupidy-stupid, stupidy-stupid, lucid stupid lucid stupid BIG stupid is all you're worth. (x2)
We'll never get paid for it.
Prepare for stupid, make it lucid (x2)
We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA. For what? I dunno, have we ruled the Earth yet? What's our plan worth when we're not the man?
We epic fail and land in jail. AND I'll get you out on trumps like a bail.
Team Rocket, stupidy-stupid, stupidy-stupid, lucid stupid lucid stupid BIG stupid is all you're worth. (x2)
We'll never get paid for it.
We're Team Rocket, and we lose to the SPCA. For what? I dunno, have we ruled the Earth yet? What's our plan worth when we're not the man? We epic fail and land in jail.
What's our genius plan worth? I dunno, but it's certainly quite dumb enough. Ehhh... here they come again guys... [misc Meowth noises]
Team Rocket, stupidy-stupid, stupidy-stupid, lucid stupid lucid stupid BIG stupid is all you're worth. (x5)
Looks like Team Rocket's crashing down again!

Yea, and merrily to everyone. Welcome to this. That song you just heard? That was dedicated to all the lingering and lost toxic haters, fakers and darkest sinners that came from the 1218 half of Earth, that has been bugging us for the longest of time, and - why are they still lingering? You're not supposed to be doing that, come on, get out of the picture already, you're long gone!

Anyway, yes, for the ultimate miracle chaos control, I ascend and make my return to the internet, and all that is good and wellbeing. I am divine and connected to everything and I know and not know at the same time. Between the consciousness, the subconsciousness and the unconsciousness. I know all, I see all, I foreknow all; I've been there, done that, everything. So now, with that, we're still amidst our dimension merge completion and a moment of future-ast(?). As you shall learn shortly enough with the events that happened back in late February 2006, but for now we are on the road, on the doad.

On the road, on the road (repeated a bunch)
On the road to the city of CWCville (x2)
We're on the road, getting stronger
We left our home in Virginia
Well here's the plan, we're going to head out around the world
Time to collect and save everyone. Gotta save 'em all.
We keep on trying, and then we try some more, to get to the place that's worth fighting for.
I'm on the road, on the road to the city of CWCville, meet my friends along the way.
On the road to the city of CWCville, I've got a badge and the power to ZAP IT OUT.
I hear the burn (?) we built a team, and work it out. Finding our power that's inside
In a moment that is yours, and yours and mine
We're gonna run and keep and catch-up, and with our speedy partners we win the race.
We keep on trying, and then we'll try some more, to get to the place that's worth fighting for.
I'm on the road to the city of CWCville, meet my friends along the way.
I'm on the road to the city of CWCville, I've got a badge and the power
[City of CWCville scat break]

So yeah, I'm back, I'm proud (?) I'm on my way back (?) I've got the boundaries set. So later haters, fakers, y'all gone, we're sticking with good positivity, life power and righteousness. Keep on zapping it up. All the good ones, the good right on righteousness, you all continue to do excellent and very well. I know so because I've got all these crosses on the palms of my hands, and the etchings are where I've been hung on that cross back in Nazareth many a millennia ago. See y'all later.
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I definitely lost some braincells doing that. I think my big takeaway from his inane babbling is that he might be staying with a group of people somewhere outside his hometown - that second song could just be a generic "on an adventure" with friends song, though, but it would tally that someone's helping him make this.

Also the weird shit crystal glued on the back of his medallion appears to link to this idea that he's got a badge that can zap things out, as he flips it over when he starts the song. That pangs of his Praetor crystal obsession.

My money is on this being Praetor. Caden supposedly kept writing to Chris and claimed to have been in touch with Barb (trying to convince her to move out so Chris could have Branchland Court). Plus the Etsy shop is back up. I reckon Chris is staying with one of them in Goochland, and maybe his heartsweet he's been seen with is a new member. (Christ this is a retarded situation to be thinking about)

Edit - oh duh, and Caden was an amateur film maker. He's 20 now, so he might have his own place he could be letting Chris crash at, or have college age friends who do - but money's on him having edited this video together.

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SNEED.EXE said:
Now that there's a higher quality photo of it, what the hell is wrong with the medallion?
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Is that mold? Coom? Something even worse?
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The demon inhabiting the First Medallion is now two steps removed from its original dwelling. That thing around Chris’ neck is a mere husk and its physical form is deteriorating as a consequence.
 
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oh my God I cannot believe he is back. I checked out for most of the video because it went on for too long but the minute his shadow clone showed up dancing and almost falling over I laughed so hard.

SNEED.EXE said:
Now that there's a higher quality photo of it, what the hell is wrong with the medallion?
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Is that mold? Coom? Something even worse?
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His medallion has been disgusting for ages now. I can't remember when, but he said years before his arrest that he's kept it on in the shower. It's made out of crayola fuckin model magic, so it's porous and absorbs all his gross dead skin cells and soap/shampoo scum.

I would say he probably flipped it over to show off the amethyst high school ring stuck to the back of it, since as we all know he's not being True or Honest if he doesn't wear it, but I'm pretty sure he's already wearing the ring normally in the video. It's Chris Chan so there could be some weird autistic reason for him flipping it around but it's also Chris Chan so he likely was just playing with it.
 
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I began watching Chris Chan’s newest vid, then about ten seconds in, a bizarre new layer appeared. It was a solitary CC, dancing while the main frame showed CC sitting & singing a very 90’s sounding jazzy theme song. Thinking that’d be it for the weird layer of extraneous dancing CC’s, I thought, “oh, that’d make a great clip,” so I made a little clip:

As I continued to watch the video, little did I know that the weird dancing CC multiplied into many dancing CC’s, layer upon layer of CC’s, dancing all crazy & tardly. So much for my little preview clip, the latter, multiple dancing CC’s completely flooded the screen. Oh well, least I could do is share my wasted clip effort. Examples of the flood of CC’s dancing:
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Clip could still have use as a ten second preview of what to expect when settling down to view the approx ten minute video. C’ est la vie, CC is CC, dancing.
 
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