Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

You know she’s getting terminally boring when the thing I’m most curious about is whether that sore on her face is going to heal or not.

It started to show in that video she just uploaded of them in flooded Bangkok, so she’s had it for a while.

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Her mom has also struggled with her weight and was prescribed Ozempic and has shifted the weight (Kim's clearly bigger in some of the older pics, certainly for late 80s/early 90s),
This is the key.
Back in the bad old days, being a size 10 was chubby and time for a diet. Most stores didn't carry over a size 14, and even finding a size 12/14 wasn't guaranteed. Grams might've been a size 14/16 and still been mocked by random children on the street. Nowadays, that doesn't even register as "fat".
My personal theory is that Chinny, having grown up in the 90's, still has this understanding of fatness. She clearly sees herself as being chubby, not critically obese, and I reckon her mental image of herself is a size 16 teenager in flannel plaid or a bodysuit with low-rise jeans or whatever the fuck they used to wear back then.
Does Kuwait not have Worcestershire sauce after all? I didn't see it in the grocery haul.
Depending on the brand, it's not halal. Even assuming a Kuwaiti grocery store would only import the halal variety, I don't imagine it's in much demand. Chins is consistently amazed when a country that is not Canada isn't exactly like Canada, which is why she assumed it would be there, right next to the bacon bits.
You know she’s getting terminally boring when the thing I’m most curious about is whether that sore on her face is going to heal or not.

It started to show in that video she just uploaded of them in flooded Bangkok, so she’s had it for a while.
I've thought for a while that she has a cluster of small abscesses/boils on her cheek. She keeps getting these dark red/purple blemishes in the same area, but not quite the same spot (edit: and has for years). She probably thinks they're zits -- she has been muttering a bit about the cheap products Salad permits her to buy "breaking her out" and longing for Lush. She probably sleeps on that side (on a filthy pillowcase/CPAP mask) and of course these things are aggravated by high blood sugar and general slovenliness. We won't know for sure until and unless it opens up into a full-on carbuncle. :optimistic:
 
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Assuming the theory about them buying stuff for his family isn't true, she has been saying she wanted to cook a lot of stuff. So she is on a manic quest to buy all the groceries. The thought of cooking may last through one bacteria laden meatloaf, but that will wear off and she will let most of it go bad. Of course anything carb, sugar or grease filled will be consumed first so there is no danger of spoilage. This is her cycle

She probably has infected funcle feet from walking in that filthy water but won't feel it from the diabetes
If the cooking channel even starts, it won’t last for long. Her idea of a cooking vlog is boiling water for instant noodles (which I think she’s already done in a vlog lol). The most we’ve seen her do were those yogurt marinated chicken thighs that she managed to bake into a charcoal consistency.
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Something tells me the chicken recipe would take less than 2 hours in total (and 95% of it would be waiting for it to set into the marinade and bake) yet she still made a big deal about (fuckedupedly) baking some chicken. For someone who lives day to day on take-out and ready-meals, this was probably her equivalent of making 8 hour stock for a multi-day preparation.
I expect any of the non-processed shit they bought will spoil and the most involved “cooking” will be another powdered soup with potato bits. It’s a little embarrassing seeing grown ass women like Amber and Chantal take pride in doing extremely basic shit.
 
Maybe I’m hopelessly old school but I shop around planned meals and sales flyers and save the impulse buys for the end of the shop; needs have to come first.
That’s adulting, and too hard for Chantal who will plan, but not follow through.
see very little evidence of a planned meal, save for maybe spaghetti and a meatloaf.
Well spaghetti (maybe with meatballs that are the size of softballs) and meatloaf are about the limit of what we’ve seen her cook in recent years unless it was a recipe for a time warp, or microwave cheese. I doubt she could talk nuggie and chips Tall Peetz into Mafe, and that’s IF she could find the ingredients in Kuwait. She can’t even mash potatoes. Also NEVER forget the whole onion thrown in a chicken soup (with whole raw chicken and a BBQ one to round things out, when Nader was sick. While I recall laughing in BP Chat (best chat) during that stream, turns out it was probably well up to Nader’s standard of cooking as we later found out. I haven’t watched yet but I gather she didn’t buy hotdogs.
 
Assuming the theory about them buying stuff for his family isn't true, she has been saying she wanted to cook a lot of stuff. So she is on a manic quest to buy all the groceries.
They've done these big grocery hauls before with no results. Perhaps prior to buying a stove and a large fridge, Salah actually believed that Chantal would cook given the means but he knows far better now. I have trouble believing he thinks it will be different this time.
 
SansaCooks is worth watching.
If she is who I think she is, she's also worth looking at (cus she's a looker, not just a cooker) AKA Sansa's hot
Thanks to glitter i now know she is not who i thought she was lol
How not to pour a soda.
He does this wierd fucking thing when pouring a drink where he goes low on the cup then high on the cup then low on the cup then high on the cup...its in other videos. WTF is this? Did he watch Tom Cruise in cocktail and think forcing liquor to come out of the pour spot faster was a classy way to dispense fizzy beverages?
What is with Chantal and "hydrating foods" she has done this multiple times like "i was thirsty so i ate this" or "i am going to eat these oranges because they are hydrating". She has a weird obsession with "hydrating foods" as if they are at the same time not food so dont count, and therefore are healthy because they have water content. Seriously look over the years she has mentioned foods as "hydrating" way more than even I'm comfortable in counting.
 
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What is with Chantal and "hydrating foods" she has done this multiple times like "i was thirsty so i ate this" or "i am going to eat these oranges because they are hydrating".
She's severely diabetic and constantly needs water to compensate for spiking blood glucose levels. Being Chantal, she doesn't realize this and merely constantly feels thirsty, and also being Chantal, she'd much rather get her hydration from (further carbohydrate-laden) food instead of boring, calorie-less water.
 
Seriously look over the years she has mentioned foods as "hydrating" way more than even I'm comfortable in counting.
She's like an anorexic drinking a zero sugar vitamin water and proclaiming "this has SO many nutrients."

She will eat 4 leaves of iceburg lettuce and declare "that was so crisp and REFRESHING" while pretending it wasn't drenched in four cups of ranch and a pound of cheese.

I'm still laughing at her pretending she ate the nectarines and pickles first. She was basically in tears in Thailand eating only cheese toasties and full 9 cheese pizzas because there was "no cheese." She even admitted she called Smee, breaking down, because of the supposed Thai cheese scarcity. And she confirmed she had no sense that Smee was on a different timeline, and would text her at 2:00 AM. Imagine getting a text from your 40 year old monstrously fat offspring at 2:00 AM crying for cheese while she's on an extended visa run with her scam husband? I would enter a witness protection program. Smee probably wired her cheese-money.

She probably needed to poop in the grocery store because she was covertly shoveling down blocks of cheese in the aisles as she continued to heap her cart with carbs. Poor grocery store employees. Someone cleans that bathroom.

ETA she has frequently commented on scoping out in advance and constantly using grocery store bathrooms. Most people (I assume) have never seen the inside of their grocery bathroom because it's an errand you run close to home. You can simply opt not to go until your little emergency has passed. I don't know anyone who has ever needed to be mindful about the location of their grocery bathroom unless there is a real, once in a lifetime, emergency. What the fuck is wrong with her?
 
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What kind of shopping was that? Two loaves of bread, three packages of pita bread, three packages of tortillas, hamburger buns (but no hamburger) five kinds of cheese, mortadella, both deli and canned, chips, a bunch of candy, other snacks, dressings (always) and kilos of olives and pickles. A bit of frozen fish and “broasted” chicken, a jar of pasta sauce and pasta. And then the nasty out of season tomatoes, potatoes, various veg-all of those things placed on top of the bread. Not a meal in the lot.

Salad can have a mortadella and cheese sandwich and pasta with jarred sauce, frozen fish and pita bread, with hard tomatoes- while Chantal tears through everything else and orders takeout. She’ll pour the dressing on the cheese and eat it with tortillas. Nothing really edible, workable or nutritious.

Death by Jen exactly. Jen lived in a tiny apartment with a wheelchair, can Chinny be long behind? She used to have a rolling chair and now sits on a couch, but she was rubbing her back in the video, then had to shit and sit in the car. (Correlated?). A wheelchair won’t be far behind.

Jen was mean too but in the southern bless your heart way. (I know she wasn’t southern). Chins is a rager. Other than that, they are deathfats and fats gonna fat.
 
She probably needed to poop in the grocery store because she was covertly shoveling down blocks of cheese in the aisles as she continued to heap her cart with carbs. Poor grocery store employees. Someone cleans that bathroom.

ETA she has frequently commented on scoping out in advance and constantly using grocery store bathrooms.
This struck me too.

"I needed to excuse myself to use the washroom." She says so daintily.

And we all understand it was a shit, not a piss, right?

Then I thought, how many times have I shit in a GROCERY STORE?

Answer: Never.

(Anyone remember that time she took us into the Farm Boy bathroom to take a shit? She left her phone on in her purse and didn't wash her hands?)
 

I wonder if they're purchasing for Salah or Murad's family, in previous clips they've purchased entire cases of eggplants and other vegetables and stuff. She doesn't cook, they're not eating raw fucking eggplant, and while she claimed it was for her and she enjoyed it - I highly doubt that. It just doesn't make sense, even if they're only purchasing it because it's "a good deal", there's no way she would waste the dinars on a cubic yard of vegetables that are going to rot and be thrown away when she could spend that on some variation of turds on rice takeout.
I'm thinking the eggplant is for that dip cokey used to make. I think it's babaganush and it's made with eggplant. Every thing else she bought I can't figure out what she could have made with what she bought..
 
She probably needed to poop in the grocery store because she was covertly shoveling down blocks of cheese in the aisles as she continued to heap her cart with carbs. Poor grocery store employees. Someone cleans that bathroom.

ETA she has frequently commented on scoping out in advance and constantly using grocery store bathrooms. Most people (I assume) have never seen the inside of their grocery bathroom because it's an errand you run close to home. You can simply opt not to go until your little emergency has passed. I don't know anyone who has ever needed to be mindful about the location of their grocery bathroom unless there is a real, once in a lifetime, emergency. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Wtf is wrong with her???
GUNT used to stop the car and SHIT by the side of the road, with no toilet roll in sight.
SIDE OF THE ROAD, DIARRHOEA!
Even dogs, with responsible owners, don't leave shit behind.
Imagine you need to change a tyre and you have to face and smell GUNT's fresh diarrhoea.
ETA: Filter struggling moment, what the hell is on her face?
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Here are a couple STRAIGHT LINES superimposed over a screenshot of Chantal’s cart during her latest trip to the washroom grocery store vlog. The “too deep yet sucked in” visual distortions happening because of slimming filters set on 11 are a Photoshop 101 FAIL. It would be fun if someone could reverse engineer the vlogs so we could see her current, real proportions for posterity’s sake .They say a showing is worth a thousand tellings. Me thinkest some true-to-size vlog footage would be much more impactful (& memorable) than just continually describing her as a capsized ham planet.

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ETA: spelling & grammar.
 
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I noticed she is too fat for both sleeves now. It's due to her back fat restricting her arm movement. Even when budgeting she has gained weight and is nearly maxxed out of clothes.

I expect her real proportions are wider shoulders, a fatter face, and much wider. It's clear her gut sticks out more due to the oil bottle being warped. I think too she is purposefully shooting at a lower quality so we cannot see visual fidelities too easily.
 
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