More post-jail sightings megathread

[Reynolds]

NEW TWEET (L) / (A)
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Chaos Control. Order born from Chaos. Illuminati confirmed.

 

[wiggle biggle]

Anyone else notice the audio of his video is 100% on the left side? It makes it painful to listen to with headphones.

 

[Skeleton Salami]

So who are the new idea retards who came up with the idea for that video?

Honestly I think they just told Chris to say whatever the hell he wanted so they could edit it, upload it, and shill their Etsy in the description. There was no idea behind it.

 

[Tequila Jong]

This reminds me of that blair witch project sequel

That film was so terrible it makes Chris' new video seem like serious fucking art.

 

[Kirisame Marisa]

At least he lost a fuckton of weight in jail, his face actually has some definition now.

his stomach suggests otherwise

 

[Malaika]

2 years in jail and mental health facilities and he's just as unhinged and incapable of taking responsibility as he was before he left. His incarceration cost the state hundreds of thousands of dollars and it did literally nothing.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

does Chris have actual schizophrenia? There is no way he actually thinks he's Jesus

Chris always had a god complex but the idea guys really ruined his brain something fierce.

Honestly I think they just told Chris to say whatever the hell he wanted so they could edit it, upload it, and shill their Etsy in the description. There was no idea behind it.

I do appreciate people somehow more retarded than Chris getting hustled from their cash, tho.

 

[Punished Puck]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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New war last week, CWC returning this week, the sim managers sure do know how to keep things interesting

 

[Rick The Stick]

18 months and he hasn't learned a thing 18 fucking months. This retard has no idea the floodgates he's opened by confirming based on that latest new tweet yes he us indeed back at branchland court. I mean....does he know the risk he's at for Weems at worst prakning him at worst someone going full vigilante on him and doing God knows what to his house?

Nigger, Chris hasn't learned anything his entire fucking life. Why are you pretending to be surprised?

 

[Punished Brent]

What happened in 2006?

 

[SomethingFishi]

Boring as far as Chris stuff goes. Normally I'd welcome any content whatsoever but now my YouTube feed is going to be flooded with these faggot lolcow youtubers trying to find anything interesting to say to warrant a 10+ minute video of Chris singing

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

faggot rapist

 

[A-Stump]

I'm glad any mental health shit he inevitably received in and out of jail obviously helped.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Who ever voted in 2021 that nothing would happen to Chris and he would back to his old ways, tell me the fucking lotto numbers you fucks.

 

[A-Stump]

Boring as far as Chris stuff goes. Normally I'd welcome any content whatsoever but now my YouTube feed is going to be flooded with these faggot lolcow youtubers trying to find anything interesting to say to warrant a 10+ minute video of Chris singing

What, you don't want a 4 part series from SmokeyMcC dissecting every detail? No? HMPH

 

[HeraldofNurgle]

I tried to watch the video, but I am unilaterally deaf and could only hear the music in my ghetto singular earbud.

Maybe it's for the best.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Made for kids?

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At least it doesn't have a try YouTube Kids stamp probably because Chris's Enlightenment is what all the children needs.

 

[ididn’tchoosetobethisgay]

Do we know if the Twitter photo of his bed at Branchland Court is current? Is he living there as we speak???

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Seeing the new video has Chris Chan thinking that he’s in his “Jailhouse Rock” arc, except the only difference is that his dance moves would make Elvis jealous.

 

[BillTheButcher]

"Ahh shit, here we go again!"