Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

This is such bullshit response. I don't give a fuck if that grave was from the stone age, Nick. Going out of your way to mess with the dead makes you an asshole. If you mentioned the incident to any random person on the street, they would call that dude scum for even considering it.

Disrespecting the dead is one of the few universally repugnant acts across all human history and it's telling that these terminally online retards think it's fair game. They have the kind of negative identity that can only derive joy from tearing down others, they are parasites, which is why if July was a smart man he'd starve them of oxygen and quietly report them to law enforcement where necessary. There is no rational argument that will satiate them, and even when they hide behind the law it's play-pretend since they hilariously misunderstand it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>he’s reading his own thread
>we know that he has AIDS
>he knows he has AIDS
>he knows that we know he has AIDS
>he still doesn’t admit that the worse day was him and our wife testing positive for full blown AIDS

You’re not black because you have AIDS, Nick. You’re just another hypersexual faggot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is currently going HARD against Kiwi and @Null .

We have the drunk layabout bang to rights. Of course he’s mad.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

CG without anybody to crucify is nothing. None of those fags had any creative juice in them except when it came to burning their enemies in effigy. They (seemingly) successfully drove Doug Tennapel out of the industry and they've done fuck-all since then. Eric July is just poised to be their next Doug Tennapel.

Comics gate was just full of shit is all. Even Eric almost committed this cardinal sin but he was smart to get a crew to do it like the comic companies

But for everyone else: think about it for a second, how did all of the major characters we know and love today start out? As fully colored thick paged comics that take 3 years to make per-comic or as weekly/monthly pulps? Pulp, named for the paper that it's printed on, is the way to get new characters and ideas off the ground quickly and without eating a million resources you don't have. The fact that there was never a Comics Gate anthology pulp magazine like you'd see in Japan or the old days just baffles me. Mind you, these are the same people who jerk manga off but never thought to apply it's business model.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

>he’s reading his own thread
>we know that he has AIDS
>he knows he has AIDS
>he knows that we know he has AIDS
>he still doesn’t admit that the worse day was him and our wife testing positive for full blown AIDS

You’re not black because you have AIDS, Nick. You’re just another hypersexual faggot.

Weren't you claiming this before he had his worst day in his life, back at the end of 2022?

Typically when he’s kept on task he’s great. It’s why Null, Kurt, and the Jewish Debt Collector are good guests because they can disagree with him and force him to actually use parts of his brain that aren’t AIDS damaged/ coom obsessed damaged.

Am I missing some of the deep lore on this?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I assume Nick’s trip to Mar-a-Lago will be for the Dinesh D’Souza documentary premier that every other right-wing online commentator is invited to. I guess Nick is so thirsty for scraps of attention that he didn’t tell D’Souza’s people that he’s not right-wing.

 

[Strix454]

Nick has not been the same since Eric July went after him over the non-practicing lawyer thing. He just can't get over it and the rage is building day by day. The more he goes after his critics, the more his viewers are going to be led to places like this and the clip channels There is no good ending for Nick in all this.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Nick is currently going HARD against Kiwi and @Null .

If any clippers are up it's the last 10 min Rumble (still going on).

https://rumble.com/v3psm5m-this-one-is-about-speech-trump-gag-order-speaking-into-politics-speaking-ou.html

He's also going on about "josh doesn't have his own thread."

How brain damaged is he?

 

[Sawamura Simp]

LOL Imagine taking anything this current husk of a human being says seriously...
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Spoiler: Nothing you'd want to read, Nick.

Let's see.
> No moral grounds at all, by his own admission besides Farms recollections.
("I've always been a degenerate", "Balls or no balls", and so on)
Why would his opinions about what is "morally correct" should matter, then?

> Unproven legal expertise in almost every ongoing legal affair.
Emphasis on "non-practicing lawyer", a legitimate and enduring W for Mr. July and The Farms.
Therefore, his opinion is important because...?

> Absolutely commited to The Grift instead of The Craft.
Taking unreasonable stances and demeaning other creators to harvest easy negative attention.
("Not a law channel", "Oppositional defiant disorder", and so on).
Personally, I tend to dismiss that particular brand of mongoloid that thinks that
being paid by Twitter is better than improving one's content.

> "Dime con quién andas, y te diré quién eres".
This applies for nearly 100% of humans, even husked ones:
the people you choose to associate with say everything that society needs to know about you.
I'm sorry, what kind of enlightment or revelation is going to come from an associate of Dick Masterson...?

--

Spoiler: Of course you won't read this, Nick.

Now, about those things your previous self would have denounced
before resorting to the modern "please do better" Standard Sexual Deviant Defense:

> Overt fixation with stout men, too many in a row to be just a coincidence.
The IG followings, the childhood friend, the current target of his rage, sexual tension or whatever.
Constantly mentioning how "faggy" and "gay" he is... Fear Dealer has stated that
certain individuals get off on telling their kink to an audience.
Here we are.

> Failure to protect the privacy of his partner and actively encouraging speculation.
I distinctly remember that underwear that had LOTR's Durin's Runes:
"say 'Friend' and enter" with Drexel around (if not the one that took the pic).
Interesting.

> Persistent lack of self awareness, resulting in every off-script stream turning into a hardcore projection.
This of course helped solidify narcissism, pedantry and arrested development within the echo chambers he created.
Many dedicated clip channels will attest to what he has said about Steve Quest. And Jack Murphy. And Mandy, too.

---

"I'm sorry guys. I'm fucked up and I really need everyone's help right now".
I'm certain this is all you'll ever have to say for an adult audience to take you seriously.
A fair question would be: do you want to be taken seriously by an adult audience...?

In the meantime, Rekieta since you will ignore the previous text,
consider playing Disco Elysium for a stream.
You will make THOUSANDS of honest bucks with your commentary, no grift required.
And perhaps you will be able to see alcoholism in a completely different light as well.

 

[200MB]

Nice drunken rage vein he's got going on his temple.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

The Gay 90's club is mentioned.

you have to remember the gay population is 1% of the "normal" population. outside of maybe San Fran, every major city is essentially a small town. for a gay population of at the very maximum 25k and less than half of those willing to go to a gay bar, having one bar or at least one popular one shouldn't strike you as odd.

More likely it's tremors from his body reaching the point that it actively needs alcohol to function properly.

the crazier part is Nick is so un-self aware he doesn't realize people will be discussing this and talking about this because its easy to see on cam. Look at Doug Stanhope or The Machine both famous alcoholics and they both make sure to get that shit under control before they do their internet faggotry. Nick's at the point he might start doing the show in his underwear or shit himself on stream like Ethan who is another person that is also an alcoholic and makes sure not to shake in front of the cameras (i assume)

When Cynthia was here she said Kayla hates driving in general. Maybe she did get some kind or warning from the cops, maybe she's pilled out like some think.

Maybe she's just too scatterbrained to drive, i know quite a few women especially in religious or patriarchal households that are like that. Literally can't handle stuff like intersections or parking garages or being alone for 4 days. its almost entirely a woman thing too. which is a big reason for that woman driver stuff.

Kayla hates worse than driving are housework and child care.

I assume this is a recent thing because the alternative is Nick just married her so she could be a human fleshlight and then forgot her body would be ruined on the first kid and then proceeded to knock her up 6 more times

t. Is everyone that scared of getting in Dax's crosshairs?

Pretty much yeah, plus these civil wars in these communities never end well, look how the Tonka v warski thing ended in all of IBS vanishing. Also like in actual war, you pretty much have to escalate and if one side is already willing to pull this shit, you are at a massive disadvantage. Patrick Tomlinson basically tried to declare war on a group similar to Dax's 5 years ago and he's been suffering since and most of the comicsgate guys are literally at his level.

If it's Kayla's local in-laws that are anchoring them to rural Spicer, why don't we ever hear about them helping out with the 5 kid carpool circus?

Because like many in the /r/regretfulparents subreddit will tell you, there are plenty of grandparents that want grandkids and will almost force it on their kids but won't do a damn thing to help.

Holy shit she is getting bogged. No wonder she stays off camera these days.

Nick's a douche. she was great before the surgeries. The only good part about them is that it proves she isn't cheating on nick currently, if she was getting dick on the reg she'd have enough self esteem to tell him to kick rocks.

 

[Vash the Stampede]

Nicholas Rekieta quietly seethed, the dim light of his cell phone illuminating his face, each droplet of his 1 AM shower reflecting the screen, becoming a panopticon of shame.

"That socially retarded, drooling mutt" he muttered
"Trying to big dog me. The LAWPOPE." he raised his voice, slowly.
"I. WILL. CALL HIM. I WILL. Explain---" he, like a blithering buffoon blaringly bayed, the balldo had snugly found its fit, cutting his screed short and causing his voice to raise four octaves.

In the dark showers of Gay90s, he smugly chuckled at his incel chud enemy "He doesn't even own assless chaps!, what a loser!"

"MUH DICK!" his tardcum fed melinated manservant asserted.

Your post got featured in the new Bernie Garçon vid lol

 

[Captain Manning]

He's also going on about "josh doesn't have his own thread."

How brain damaged is he?

Actually, that's the funny thing... HE DOES! Nick can't even get that right.

It's been in PG since 2021. I think it's a bit of a running joke that Null permits it to exist, but it'll likely never be moved out of PG.

Anybody that signs up for the site can read it though. It actually gets a fair amount of traffic. Mostly shitposting.

Meanwhile, Nick will ban you for making fun of his dumb ass, or de-wrench you for mentioning Hedonism II like he did with Kalea. On the flip side, Null will ban you for fedposting, but Still-life can make multiple death threats in Nick's Locals every day. Null is objectively more tolerant of criticism and ridicule than Nick is, and has a moderation policy that ensures the site's best chance of survival. But remember, Nick is not mad, doesn't care, and we're like all dangerous and evil now or some shit.

Incidentally, this is also how we know Masterson, Vito, or somebody close to them has an account here. They were griping about things in Vito's thread while it was still in PG.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Eric should subpoena all communications between isom, Vito, Dick & Nick at this point. For extra lols Eric should Hire J Shaun.

Would he be able to hire Ty Beard?

 

[Randoh]

Is it just me or are the alogs really starting get to him? He seems to be losing his cool on stream more often lately.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Is it just me or are the alogs really starting get to him? He seems to be losing his cool on stream more often lately.

Oh they are absolutely getting to him

 

[Potatoherder]

Locals renewals are coming up and people are asking questions about the reward again. He just needs to do a shitty t-shirt and be done with it. The longer he waits the worse it'll get.

Malcharion

Also was wondering did you do the membership gift thing yet. I can't remember if you had mentioned anything about it. I was only reminded cause I just renewed my Locals membership.

$5

 

[Captain Manning]

Is it just me or are the alogs really starting get to him? He seems to be losing his cool on stream more often lately.

He put the medallion on. He's fucked.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Got the segment regarding @Null and the Greer lolsuit clipped. Quality is rough due to using OBS and the auto quality was set to the lowest.

Is he trying to impersonate DSP now?

Wondering if he should take another drink

 

[Bepis]

Is it just me or are the alogs really starting get to him? He seems to be losing his cool on stream more often lately.

Definitely. He's finally devolved into Ralph, just a boozed up retard arguing with his Kiwi Farms thread on stream for a steadily shrinking audience.