More post-jail sightings megathread

[ActualCracker]

Praetor, probably. I wish they'd fuck off

Yeah, unfortunately people don’t understand to not touch our retard. We seen what happens when someone touches our favorite retard, he ended up fucking his mom thinking that he’s Jesus and getting off scot free.

 

[draggs]

It looked like Chris was reading off a script and he was having some trouble with how pinned his eyes were and how fucked up he was in general. He had that look around his eyes politicians get when they're reading off a teleprompter

 

[Polska krowa]

Yeah, unfortunately people don’t understand to not touch our retard. We seen what happens when someone touches our favorite retard, he ended up fucking his mom thinking that he’s Jesus and getting off scot free.

Well, the whole reason Praetor are involved is because they "facilitate" selling Chris' merch etc. (read: they're milking him for as much money as possible). They put Chris in contact with Isabella Janke, too

 

[I am batman]

His eyes look the worst they ever have. I've worked with lots of heavily medicated psychos and he's got that look in his eyes. Chris is doped up.

And yet the meds do fucking nothing. Try electroconvulsive shock treatment next time.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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I'm sorry but I love this. All the layered dancing green screened Chrises make this an instant classic.
I love that whoever edited this kept in him saying "perfect" after he was done singing lol

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

How old is Chris? Has he hit menopause yet? Cuz that weight is gonna be harder to lose.....

 

[arc minsk]

When are we going to start getting trash mass produced by Discord troon sold as original Chris work? Get ready for the next few years of nothing but a Discord cabal controlling him with drugs and sucking as much money as they can out of him until popular interest wanes again.

especially if there is a ton of stuff available and/or shit goes out on time. first thing, has chris ever edited a single video since 2006? secondly, he was notoriously fucked about sending shit people paid for or completing commissions for anything. lazy as fuck. now he's all zooted and a responsible small business owner mass mailing shit to people while learning adobe premiere pro... nah.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

When they said "The ride never ends" I never thought that the phrase was SO literal

 

[RurkerHivemind]

And yet the meds do fucking nothing. Try electroconvulsive shock treatment next time.

These meeeeeds!!!! They do nothing!!!!!

 

[Neil]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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Looks like another gaggle of discord faggots found a way to get their hands on Chris again. Start the timer and see how long it takes for this to blow up in their faces.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

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His nose is bleeding, his pupils are constricted, and he is making much less sense than usual. He is without a doubt on something

That stare...it reminds me not to the 100 Yard stare, it´s creepier, it´s like the stare of that crazy cultist old man who killed people for a comet, Heaven´s Gate, I think

 

[arc minsk]

That stare...it reminds me not to the 100 Yard stare, it´s creepier, it´s like the stare of that crazy cultist old man who killed people for a comet, Heaven´s Gate, I think

it looks just like barb from the videos towards the end.

 

[Mr. K. Dilkington]

HE IS BAAAACCKKKK

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im starting to get sick of these hollywood reboots

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Praetor, probably. I wish they'd fuck off

Not probably, definitely.

Looks like another gaggle of discord faggots found a way to get their hands on Chris again. Start the timer and see how long it takes for this to blow up in their faces.

It's the same gaggle of faggots. They're equally retarded and to them chris isn't a lolcow, but a cashcow and they're degenerate loser retards with no sense of humour. These niggers don't get bullied hard enough for being the biggest of faggots. Caden has been in contact with Chris since his arrest so expect plenty of more schizo boring content and a bunch of trash with a price tag.

 

[Rungle]

Had to see it on video but damn, Prison made Chris REALLY lose weight.
The loose neck fat beneath his neck almost makes him look like a turkey.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

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Yeah, he's not lost any weight

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He actually did, but a little, also, his square shaped tard body doen´t really help

 

[Fag Albert]

Fellas we've hit the kooky bullshit horizon. I'm afraid to see where we go after this cause it's either going to be funnier than hell or somehow darker.

 

[Foghotten]

>Chris releases vid
>Sanic game releases hours later

He has become too strong.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Israel and Palestine go to war and Our Lord and Savior returns. What a time to be alive.

I know, at this rate I believe to the scientists, we are probably in a simulation and the guy playing Sims with us is also fucking so hard with us

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

it's either going to be funnier than hell or somehow darker.

Spoiler alert: it's going to be boring and gay, unless you jerk off to children's drawings and talk about MLP on reddit and twitter all day.