Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

What kind of shopping was that? Two loaves of bread, three packages of pita bread, three packages of tortillas, hamburger buns (but no hamburger) five kinds of cheese, mortadella, both deli and canned, chips, a bunch of candy, other snacks, dressings (always) and kilos of olives and pickles. A bit of frozen fish and “broasted” chicken, a jar of pasta sauce and pasta. And then the nasty out of season tomatoes, potatoes, various veg-all of those things placed on top of the bread. Not a meal in the lot.
Not a single meal, but as many have pointed out, an absurd amount of carbs. Diabetics tend to crave carbs. Weird, since Chantal famously cured her diabetes with two doses of Ozempic. Plus, they're filling and cheap. Weird, since Salad is a big baller businessman and the couples channel is really taking off.

In all seriousness, it looks like that warm and fuzzy insulin spike Chins uses in place of human emotion or familial love is getting harder to attain.
Likely thinks if you don't wipe, don't need to wash.
I believe she's actually said this. Now that she's splashing some token amount of water somewhere near her crotch from the bidet hose, I can't imagine her thinking showers are necessary, either.
Even when budgeting she has gained weight and is nearly maxxed out of clothes.
Carbs are cheap. Look at the super cheap and incredibly massive platters of rice she's favoring these days. Gorl is desperate for volume above all else. And starchy things probably don't upset her stomach as much as fatty things do, so there's less of a chance of them running straight through her and more of a chance that they'll be digested and stored in her monumental gunt.
 
This vlog gave great content!!

We start with Vanna White showcasing the creamy, delicious, fresh and hydrating food! (Absolute worst shit for diabetics)
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But!! Uh oh!! The mask done slipped. Shit is hard, I need a chair!! Rolling preferably.
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But wait!! There's cosplaying Kung Fu Syrian Salad! All cammo-ed up to fight with the Syrians against the Joos!! Jim Carey, eat your heart out!! Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...!!
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(That could only happen tho if he got socked like this dude, and even then, press x to doubt.)
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Is this Howie bedding?? Oh no it's chips!!
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The mask slips again and retreat is imminent!!
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Remember the bread and chips were placed in the cart first. Salad is a strategic genius.
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#Thoughts and Prayers for the bread and chips. A carb casualty of tard wars and waste.
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The battle took 3 men, count em, 3 men to load the ammunition of Chins slow death.
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War is hell and so is eaiting enough for a hungry peoples and shitting it all out again.

Bismillah and Hamdulillah.
 
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You know damn well all the 3 shopping trolleys full of shite was just for them, they shop like kids who want everything they shouldn’t eat , and haven’t the brain cells between them to put together meal plans of any description.
She has done this many times before and spent a fortune on crap that she couldn’t put together for a real cooked meal and then she will sit and gorge herself on some of everything in the shopping bags, opening bags, eating some then opening another bag of something else, whatever she sees in the store, she wants, and having no self control at all, throws it in the trolley
How much bread can she eat before it goes stale or mouldy ? , that amount of bread is bloody ridiculous. She will have eaten quite a bit of the shopping when they got home , not put it all away in the fridge or cupboards, just left it lying around, then demanded take away because she is too ill to cook anything, and gone to bed straight after.
We see you fatso , and know what a fat lazy fuck you really are.
I suggest you keep your fat trap shut about Palestine and the conflict, or those will be the last groceries you can afford.
 
I have put together a reasonable menu for the next week based on the happy couple's normal grocery trip:

Breakfast: Buttered toast and cheese

Midmorning snack: Tortilla and cheese, quesadilla style

Lunch: Cheese on hamburger bun with canned meat

Afternoon snack: Chocolate bar and olives

Dinner: Pasta served in a pita topped with cheese and a side of cubed "mortadella"

Dessert: French toast dipped in crushed cheesies

Midnight snack: can of Mr Potato chips, lion bar, pink meat, KIRI cheese cubes, chimkin nuggies, 1/8 nectarine
 
FFG's most recent retro react of crackhead olypics was when Chantal was cracked out at her mum's house waiting for her sister to arrive as it was her sisters birthday.
One thing stood out to me. Schmeee was flexing that she had been married for 31 years. Chantal was 36/37 in 2021. This doesn't fit the timeline of Chantal's poor me childhood story of "I grew up with a single struggling mother." She would have been 5-6 when her mother got married and probably 3-5 when Kim met him and a 2nd income was added to the household.
Are we supposed to believe Chantal, miss meth fried brain, can remember when she was 0-5 yrs old? Kim probably did struggle alone for the first few years of Chantal's life but she sure as shit isn't going to remember that.
 
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Salad buying Chantal a year's supply of olives before he ships off to Gaza to fight in the retard wars.

The most impressive thing in that video was the amount of bread she bought, I'd assume that any normal person buying that much bread is going to freeze it (how could two people get through two loaves of bread in a week, let alone all the other bread), but I assume that all that bread and all those olives will be gone by the end of the week
 
Am I the only one cracking up at her fake smile she puts on every time she places an item in the cart like she is filming a video for a shopping channel?

No to mention how that black get up and her little penguin walk together really complete the illusion of her being an overgrown, fat, retarded Penguin.

I can't stop laughing.

(No offence to any Penguins. Penguins are great. And definitely smarter than Chantal.)
 
This vlog gave great content!!

We start with Vanna White showcasing the creamy, delicious, fresh and hydrating food! (Absolute worst shit for diabetics)
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But!! Uh oh!! The mask done slipped. Shit is hard, I need a chair!! Rolling preferably.
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But wait!! There's cosplaying Kung Fu Syrian Salad! All cammo-ed up to fight with the Syrians against the Joos!! Jim Carey, eat your heart out!! Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...!!
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(That could only happen tho if he got socked like this dude, and even then, press x to doubt.)
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Is this Howie bedding?? Oh no it's chips!!
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The mask slips again and retreat is imminent!!
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Remember the bread and chips were placed in the cart first. Salad is a strategic genius.
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#Thoughts and Prayers for the bread and chips. A carb casualty of tard wars and waste.
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The battle took 3 men, count em, 3 men to load the ammunition of Chins slow death.
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War is hell and so is eaiting enough for a hungry peoples and shitting it all out again.

Bismillah and Hamdulillah.
You would think that she is just trolling with these groceries but these two idiots are 100% serious. 3 different packs of tortillas. 6 different cheeses. 10¢ ramen noodles, candy bars, bread, chips. There is nothing here that resembles an actual meal. They bought less than a pound of deli meat for sandwiches I guess. I mean how broke are they? I can't believe they spent $250 on this shit.

I can't understand any of this anymore. What is the goal? Are they going to live like this forever? They're back in Kuwait after the Thailand visa run but what is the point. Just to buy junk food groceries and eat some take out everyday. Rage on the internet a bit then delete the evidence. Go on another diet then give up in a day.

What is the end game Chantal?
 
@boxybum , reply is not working, they are just a pair of retards pretending to be married retards, slimming filters on full whack, look at the trolley and the village idiots elongated head,
Her end game is bedbound and wanting sympathy , she hasn’t got the brain power to do anything slightly interesting on her channel, she is under the illusion that people just want to watch her eat and talk shite every video.
Turn off the filters fatso and just by doing that your views will go up with people wanting to point and laugh at the fat unmarried retard, oh and her fugly village idiot.
 
I cannot believe how blatantly the filters are warping the cart in her most recent video - we all know she relies on filters but this shows just how much they're going to be impacting her size.

It's obvious that they choose certain times to go out anywhere, to avoid the crowds. It was the same thing in Thailand, where even bustling and busy markets seemed empty. It must be awful to be so self-conscious, so uncomfortable in your own body, that you can only leave the house when you know nobody will be around. All self-imposed of course, but I cannot imagine living that way.

Salad must be so embarrassed walking round with her, cosplaying as a good Muslim wife, waddling round with her huge swinging fupa balls. This just confirms in my mind that there must be some level of learning difficulty there, as I don't think any fully functioning person would want to be seen with Chantal. God, imagine the smell...

As a side point, I've been watching (and enjoying) some of the retro reacts with FFG and she's doing a fantastic job of highlighting just how much of an abhorrent person Chantal really is. She is a text book narc with absolutely zero ability to reflect on her behaviour. It still blows my mind when she rages and has the audacity to call other reactors fat or ugly - makes me wonder how she actually sees herself in the mirror. Is she just so deep into the abyss that she sees what she wants to see, or does she actually know how hideous she is, but chooses to ignore it?
 
You know she’s getting terminally boring when the thing I’m most curious about is whether that sore on her face is going to heal or not.
Was watching a video yesterday going over her cycle (She still had hair!), and she had a blemish in the same spot, and it was pointed out and now I can't un-see it. I wonder if it's something more than just a badly healed pimple or something else since her body is so weird.
 
Is she just so deep into the abyss that she sees what she wants to see, or does she actually know how hideous she is, but chooses to ignore it?
I think she knows how emotionally painful it is for her to be unattractive and I think she believes other people will feel that same level of pain if she projects it onto them.
 
FFG's most recent retro react of crackhead olypics was when Chantal was cracked out at her mum's house waiting for her sister to arrive as it was her sisters birthday.
One thing stood out to me. Schmeee was flexing that she had been married for 31 years. Chantal was 36/37 in 2021. This doesn't fit the timeline of Chantal's poor me childhood story of "I grew up with a single struggling mother." She would have been 5-6 when her mother got married and probably 3-5 when Kim met him and a 2nd income was added to the household.
Are we supposed to believe Chantal, miss meth fried brain, can remember when she was 0-5 yrs old? Kim probably did struggle alone for the first few years of Chantal's life but she sure as shit isn't going to remember that.
Yeah, Chantal lies, and she especially lies if she thinks it makes her look special. There's something romantic about the young mother struggling to support her beloved daughter and sacrificing everything just to have her baby with her. Clotso has always been very insistent that her mom desperately wanted a baby at 15 and worshipped her little Cutie from the day she was born. Part of that narrative is the impoverished young mother giving everything up to build a life with her child. In reality though, it seems more likely that Kim and Chantal both lived with Grams for a good long while before Kim got married (she was still in high school, after all). It's also worth noting that just because Kim got married and moved out, it doesn't mean Chantal went with her.

When Fatso faked a suicide attempt and got stuck in the hospital, she called her grandma to come get her out. This was despite her mom putting her in the hospital in the first place. The implication has always been that Chins had Grams wrapped around her fat little finger, and Grams bullied Smee into letting Chinny come home, but I've wondered before if maybe Grams had guardianship or something at some point. It's not unusual for teen moms to give guardianship of their kids to their own mothers, and then reclaim them when they're older and more settled -- but legal guardianship doesn't automatically go away just because you got your shit together and want your kid back. If Kim got married and then still left Chinny with Grams for a few years, it would explain a lot of the fucked up timeline and strange hints Chinny has accidentally dropped over the years (not to mention the multitude of psychological issues that family seems to cultivate in each other). I always got the impression that Nat was born not long (maybe a few years) after Chinny went to live with Smee permanently, and Chinny is 11 years older than Nat. And the way Chantal has described it, it always seemed more like she lived with her grandma, not just visited or was babysat by her. She's said more than once that Grams "raised" her, and although she is Chantal and she does lie or exaggerate whenever it suits her, this never seemed particularly dishonest.

Who knows. Chantal lies. We're watching her rewrite history in real time with regards to the cat. And Cokey. And the fatty fashion show. And Grams' death. And, and, and. Maybe Kim rewrites history, too.

Speaking of FFG's videos though, I haven't seen any discussion about the juicy little bomb she dropped the other day about someone (presumably Uncle Phil) filing a false police report against her. Frenchie outright accused them of lying to the cops, which is pretty interesting. I wonder if Chantal's intermittent smugness about FFG going to jail and telling us to "just wait, just wait" to see how she wouldn't "get away with" whatever narc injury Chinny's nursing that day has some basis in reality. It would be hysterical if She of the High Eyebrows and Low IQ was running around like Chinny's retarded minion, trying to initiate some sort of legal proceeding while Chantal's out of the country.

I want the dirt, dammit.
 
So basically, Jean Landry was Chantal's stepdad since she was about 5 years old. That is so young, you would probably consider that to be your "dad." But she doesn't talk about him like that.

She talks about him like he is some kind of distant relative.

Granted, he probably wants nothing to do with her, because who would?

Anyone remember that storytime where her mom was dating a guy and a young Chantal got Kim to break up with him because he called her a "little cunt" (or something along those lines) and little Chantal ran to tell her mom?

And Kim was so outraged, she immediately dumped him?

So if that story is true, Chantal would have been about 4 years old or younger. Not buying it.
 
You would think that she is just trolling with these groceries but these two idiots are 100% serious. 3 different packs of tortillas. 6 different cheeses. 10¢ ramen noodles, candy bars, bread, chips. There is nothing here that resembles an actual meal. They bought less than a pound of deli meat for sandwiches I guess. I mean how broke are they? I can't believe they spent $250 on this shit.
If Salad didn't want them living on snacks and take away food then he'd be doing at least some cooking by now. His meals might look modest by comparison with Chantal's but he's clearly no more committed to clean and home cooked food than Chantal.
 
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