Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
I mean one is about defamation and the other is about copyright, yeah? Two entirely different circumstances.
I was referring to what had to happen to get Null and the farms to start laughing at Nick for his lolsuit being different than what had to happen to get Nick laughing at Nukl
 
It's funny that you can tell he clearly wants Greer to win out of spite even though he knows its a bullshit case.

Nick has been taking pleasure in any detractor's misfortunes. He could barely contain his glee when Claire was "hacked". Now he's openly celebrating Josh losing the appeal and having to deal with this case even more. Nick will compromise his freeze peach stance as it suits him but I'm sure in his wet lawyer brain he'll spin it that he's not ackshually compromising anything and he believed this the whole time.
 
Thanks for the heads up. I'm glad that Rekieta doesn't read his thread at all and is not affected by what anyone says here. He is not a passive aggressive non-practicing lawyer like the Karen Farms claims.
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It's sad how vulgar he has become and how he has to bring up cum every 2 sentences.
Time to start drinking water, Nick.
 
Put this thru whisper.cpp. It's not 100% accurate but you can really feel the cope.
Holy shit, since I was reading from the bottom on this page and haven't seen the clip I thought this was one of his locals pathetically ranting. It's fucking Nick.

So the 'fucking with his business' thing was a lie huh? And you're admitting that the farms doesn't actually touch the cow? Since it didn't affect you?
 
I love when both Nick and Dax say "[Nick] never said anything bad about Josh, but all of a sudden he wants to go after me." If I recall correct, Nick made fun of Ralph for his insistence on "loyalty" and how if you weren't utterly sycophantic to him and criticised him publicly then you're not loyal and were never loyal.
Also this insistence that the change in attitude in his thread is indicative of new people joining.
 
Thanks for the heads up. I'm glad that Rekieta doesn't read his thread at all and is not affected by what anyone says here. He is not a passive aggressive non-practicing lawyer like the Karen Farms claims.
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Anyone catch his slip where he says " ex fan "

Proof nick is angry that we hate him after being a fan of his.
Don't blame the farms for your decline in revenue nick, blame your alcoholism and inability to see that you changed.
 
I love when both Nick and Dax say "[Nick] never said anything bad about Josh, but all of a sudden he wants to go after me." If I recall correct, Nick made fun of Ralph for his insistence on "loyalty" and how if you weren't utterly sycophantic to him and criticised him publicly then you're not loyal and were never loyal.
Also this insistence that the change in attitude in his thread is indicative of new people joining.
I joined in may, been actively reading since dec 2022, aware of the thread since 2019 and even I'm surprised at the amount of new faces I see every time anything notable happened this past handful months.
 
Correct me if wrong but iirc didn’t the Farms and Null only turn on Nick regarding Monty after he doubled down declaring truth and ignored Null trying to correct him on stuff?

Like, i distinctly remember us only finding it funny after Nick went out of his way to be a complete tard on the issue.
The site had been laughing at Balldo for a while before Null started having regular Balldoverse segments. The Hedonism II discovery and the Drexel grooming OP were months ago. And Null covered the Drexel OP around that time, too.

The current situation started when Balldo started messaging Null in the shower at midnight about how "Karen Farms are dumb and they get stuff wrong, but I'm not mad. For example, the Drexel stuff." Null called bs, and decided to air it on MATI probably after realizing how similar to the Montagraph lie it was. Josh really didn't want to burn the Balldo bridge, since he's thankful to Rekieta for giving him some good advice and some recommendations that panned out.
 
One of the funniest things about all this is hearing Nick call Eric a stupid, racist, lying nigger and in the next breath claim “I LIKE YOU, MAN!!! THAT’S WHY I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU!!!”

The crazy part is I’m sure Nick believes his own bullshit. That’s how completely fucked in the head he is.


The problem with what EVS saying that he takes criticism poorly is that Dax and co. aren't criticising Eric at this point. The are maliciously fucking with him. It's hard to take that "well". Look at how Nick takes it. He has some galaxy brained social media expert bs that fails immediately, and when you call him on it he explains how you just don't get how great of a mastermind he is.


Wow all of these people are faggots.
Nick is like a girl in high school who doesn't understand how she could possibly be involved in so much drama while simultaneously causing it.

*edit: grammer, a bunch of other thoughts that came after I posted.
But all Dax and Vito are doing is criticizing Isom. They'd drop it but Eric keeps on pressing them!!
 
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I honestly think we have enough alcoholic wiggers to make a board out of it. I don't understand what it is about white alcoholics that makes them want to be black? Maybe it's that alcoholics actually just wanna kill their braincells and they figure having less in the first place would make the job easier? Although I guess in Nick's case it might be that he wants black guys to fuck his wife but drex is too busy grooming his children so he has to step up and be the black guy. You think he keeps the shoe polish in the nightstand with the balldo?
 
Is this non-practicing lawyer even in his 40s yet?

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He’s on track to look like this by New Year’s Day.

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Got the segment regarding @Null and the Greer lolsuit clipped. Quality is rough due to using OBS and the auto quality was set to the lowest.

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Is he trying to impersonate DSP now?
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Wondering if he should take another drink
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  • The fake joker laugh near the start.
  • All the gay passive-aggressive sarcasm.
  • All the little cope sips.
  • The shifty eyes.
  • "Actually you're the one terrified of Kiwi Farms, Josh!"
  • Once again admits he wishes Josh would have remained a nose-guard forever.
  • "I was your friend Josh... I was nice to you..."
  • Didn't have Josh back on his show because he was afraid of the super chats he would get.
  • A cabal of internet retards has come together to manipulate Josh into hating Nick.
  • "KF is in fact laughing at you the most, Josh! Not me!"
This white bread ass nigguh has never been more buck broken.

Also I don't know who Russell Greer is, or anything about his case against KF; But I'll wait for an actual practicing lawyer to weigh in, thanks Nick.
 
The site had been laughing at Balldo for a while before Null started having regular Balldoverse segments. The Hedonism II discovery and the Drexel grooming OP were months ago. And Null covered the Drexel OP around that time, too.

The current situation started when Balldo started messaging Null in the shower at midnight about how "Karen Farms are dumb and they get stuff wrong, but I'm not mad. For example, the Drexel stuff." Null called bs, and decided to air it on MATI probably after realizing how similar to the Montagraph lie it was. Josh really didn't want to burn the Balldo bridge, since he's thankful to Rekieta for giving him some good advice and some recommendations that panned out.
Oh I know the site was laughing at way earlier and how all this started. I was just trying to check if at the start of the Monty stuff Null and the farms were calling what Monty was doing bs. Because I have memory of opinion changing only after Nock started doubling and tripling down and ignoring sound advice.

All to say that how Null and the farms have treated Nick is way different than the reverse
 
"You're ineffectual" - no shit, I'm writing nigger on a forum that's been banished to the fucking nether realm 109 times (and counting). Anyone's posts here can only affect either absolute scum, retards, or retarded scum. Normal people cannot be hurt by Kiwi Farms.
And since we're making observations -what you are is drunk on a weekday, like every other day. I've had multiple friends whose dads had a similar hobby and just liked to unwind with a glass or a bottle once in a while (or was it every other day?). None of their kids look back at that with a smile. But that's just a coincidence, I'm not saying that your actions will have a negative impact on you or your family, I know you're an incredibly talented internet personality and law popularizer, and I hope you'll earn trillions of dollars off your show man, I do love you and wish you the best, you are fantastic NIGGUH.
 
god i love this part so much :story:

i'd like to thank everyone who is involved in these 24-hour ops to convince joshua moon to turn against nick rekieta by convincing him that rekieta is a cuck alcoholic non-practicing lolyer :semperfidelis:

pat yourself on the back. you know who you are, whitebread ass niggas
Nick - "Josh was so mad and crying that I didn't cover his case or something? I don't really know what's going on."

Also Nick - "Josh talks about me every single show he does and spreads lies about me. No i'm not gonna to tell what those lies are. Fuck you."

Also also Nick - "While we shouldn't judge Josh by things he said, the things he did say about jerking off to shota should require him to get a bullet in the head by his own standards, I'm just saying... No you can't have context. Fuck you. You can look it up for yourself on many different site that I'm aware of and will allude to but not on Kiwifarms where I will reiterate that Josh does not have a thread on himself. Did I mention I don't know what's going on with Josh or the farms?"
 
Admitted that Andrea Burkhart and Steve Gosney are "way smarter" than him.

Then maybe Nick should heed Andrea's legal advice that "it's just a joke/that's just my opinion, man" doesn't hold up as a legal defense against declaring someone a pedo without evidence.

Every single person registered and logged into KF can go read Null's thread right now.

Hard to tell given Nick is so lazy and disingenuous. But given PG can't be seen by guest accounts, perhaps this is a reveal that Nick is reading his thread to this day as a lurker?
 
"KF is worthless and has no power" The non-practicing lawyer cries as he continues to read every page of his thread and rage about it. For an ineffective site, it sure does live rent free is his head.

But for everyone else: think about it for a second, how did all of the major characters we know and love today start out? As fully colored thick paged comics that take 3 years to make per-comic or as weekly/monthly pulps? Pulp, named for the paper that it's printed on, is the way to get new characters and ideas off the ground quickly and without eating a million resources you don't have. The fact that there was never a Comics Gate anthology pulp magazine like you'd see in Japan or the old days just baffles me. Mind you, these are the same people who jerk manga off but never thought to apply it's business model.
You expect too much from a group that imploded on itself from constant infighting and backstabbing.
 
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