Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[alan thicke]

Nick addressed the bottle licking compilation. It is because he doesn't want to waste money and he doesn't want to make a whiskey ring on the table.

This is the weirdest cope I've read in recent memory. How sloppy do you have to be to dribble enough whiskey on the bottle that it would actually reach the table and form a ring before evaporating? And how much of an alcoholic do you need to be to worry about "wasting" those few drops of liquor?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The "Russell Greer vs Kiwi Farms" clip that Elissa put up is wild if you're interested in Nick's drinking habits. A couple minutes in he takes a big swig, sets his glass down, and not even ten seconds later he's already got it lifted from the table again and poised by his head, tipping it towards himself as if to take another drink between words.

Timestamped above. Never seen someone immediately pick the glass back up right after putting it down like that.

EDIT: Made an edit of that moment.

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For fucks sake just let the man enjoy his drink! Cheers Nick! Pour yourself another of that sweet sweet liquor! Ignore the haters here what do they know?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This is the weirdest cope I've read in recent memory. How sloppy do you have to be to dribble enough whiskey on the bottle that it would actually reach the table and form a ring before evaporating? And how much of an alcoholic do you need to be to worry about "wasting" those few drops of liquor?

He could just...put the bottle on top of a paper towel?

 

[Harm]

Keep the Rekieta segments flowing Null and we'll keep your thread in the Prospering Grounds like we've collectively agreed. No one will ever know about Blockland, that thing you've brought up voluntarily on your own podcast several times. You will find your next set of instructions in the pizza pie being delivered to your home. Don't even think of texting Rekieta about your plight. He's not your friend anymore.

Semper fidelis, our glorious leader and/or hostage victim.

 

[SN 1054]

Arm-chair psychology from a drunken, rambling non-practicing lawyer. Gotta' love it.

Everyone but Nick and those he deems worthy continue to have problems. And even those he deems worthy are subject to be 180'd on.

The vast majority of people in this thread liked and supported Rackets for years, it’s not like there’s a bunch of bad actors who suddenly joined the thread last fall to twist Josh’s perception of him.

Exactly. He knowingly and willingly burned a good chunk of his audience, and somehow he's still surprised there's so many people who criticize him. The alcohol has been really good at helping with his mental gymnastics.

Edit: It's also really rich coming from him that he criticizes Null for "letting people manipulate him out of friends". Nick has fucked around and burned relationships with plenty of people that he could consider friends or at least being on friendly terms with. Just this year, a few examples being: Pippa is seemingly done with him, him and Null seem to be done, and hopefully, Eric is done with him. And in all three situations, it's the same thing with him. He'd criticize people around Person X and claim they're problematic for Person X, take direct or indirect jabs at Person X, and end it claiming he loves them and wants them to succeed. And his example of Null is his falling out with Dick?

Like I said earlier, this man has negative self-awareness.

 

[Associate Rick]

Well, are ya?

 

[Strix454]

- Nick addressed the bottle licking compilation. It is because he doesn't want to waste money and he doesn't want to make a whiskey ring on the table.

Oh. Nick. That is how POOR PEOPLE think. Be all the nigger you want to be and just pour that sweet whiskey out on the floor to show your haters that you live large. Worrying about wasting money is for people who don't have money.

 

[Pomniman]

Nice drunken rage vein he's got going on his temple.
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If he keeps being "unaffected", "not caring", and finding all of this so "hilarious" he might just "laugh" himself into a stroke at this rate.

 

[jspit2.0]

Thanks for the heads up. I'm glad that Rekieta doesn't read his thread at all and is not affected by what anyone says here. He is not a passive aggressive non-practicing lawyer like the Karen Farms claims.
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So there it is. Finally. How hard was that, internet lawyer man? You know what really is fucking bullshit about this?

He took this long to just say his actual feelings. Passive aggressive bitch.

 

[Ruust]

He's totally not seething for 30 minutes straight LMAO

 

[jspit2.0]

He's totally not seething LMAO

He doesn't care, that's why he made hour long live streams for, what? A month?

Totally doesn't care. Going to drink, drink. Before the booze is diluted by your tears baldoman

 

[Twinkletard]

 

[elb]

Nick addressed the bottle licking compilation. It is because he doesn't want to waste money and he doesn't want to make a whiskey ring on the table.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Well, are ya?
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Not even a balldo shopped in?

 

[Strix454]

The vast majority of people in this thread liked and supported Rackets for years, it’s not like there’s a bunch of bad actors who suddenly joined the thread last fall to twist Josh’s perception of him.

There were bad actors who showed up from time to time. People like TiC and Cynthia. In every case, they were told to stop and if they didn't stop they were shown the door.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- Yes. The chirping robot is still going off in the background.

~*chirp*~

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

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The fucking red nose while trying to deny his alcoholic tendencies.

 

[Kopasea]

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I mean, yeah. He has 7 mouths to feed (Kayla, the kids, and Drex), a overpriced muscle car, a idiotic lawsuit of his own making, his paypigs aren't paying him anymore. He has to make sure he gets every last red cent out of the whiskey, otherwise he'll drink his family's fortune away! Do you want him to DIE?

Nick is so tired of July drama. All Eric had to do was ignore it.

Eric is weird and I'm not a huge fan of him. But it's funny to me that all Eric had to do was ignore it. By speaking up against the criticism, that made him fair game for Nick, Dax, Riley, etc to do whatever it takes to destroy his business. Why can't everyone else just ignore Eric then?

- Nick got pulled over yesterday (before his show). It was the Mustang. He said the cop and him laughed about how fast his car is it and he only got a warning beciase the cop could not have clocked him, but he heard the engine rev up so stopped him.

And then everyone clapped

- Nick said that he knows people think he is out of touch on the dating scene. He thinks it would be bad for him if he had to go out and date again. He then launches into a story where a young 20 something was 'all over him'. He thinks it because of the confidence he gets from talking all the time. She didn't know about his YT success. It was great for Nick, but at the end, it just made him want to go back to his wife.

oh no wait... AND THEN everyone clapped.

In all seriousness, he's probably talking about Brittany Venti and how he had a one night stand with her while in Dallas.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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God, his boozer nose is truly repulsive looking

 

[Harm]

He's totally not seething for 30 minutes straight LMAO

Who exactly was badgering Nick to engage in the drama for "months and months" besides Dick and Vito? Then he says his involvement was "demanded," seemingly by Eric July because of the "non-practicing lawyer" jab. The reason he privated the 7 hrs drunkfest was because Eric July said that wasn't intended as an affront and Nick offered to DM him about it... only to not DM him and un-private the stream anyways. "Now you brought me in! You mentioned me... TODAY!" He tweets about Eric and his fans incessantly though.

He's whittling his audience down to only the most mindless, thoughtless drones who have no sense for picking up this deceit. Dick and Vito BEG him to get involved for months and months, but Eric July does 1 thing and now it's time to burn him alive while clarifying "you can make all the money in the world on my watch, brotha!" Love his tacit admission he was biased from the jump too and somehow blaming Eric July for not picking up on it sooner.

The Sonichu Demon does quick work, apparently.