2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[Wuhan Wet Market]

HE IS STILL HUNG UP ON MEGHAN WTF

Does Meg even remember him?

 

[Executive Petrel]

"I do have Friends who have great appreciaton for me."

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

HE IS STILL HUNG UP ON MEGHAN WTF

You never forget your first crush.

 

[FamicomGorby]

HE WENT TO JAIL FOR OUR SINS, REPENT!

Chris literally admitted to fucking Barb to Null, not to mention all the jail letters. Though I guess it's possible Chris has forgotten about those from the autism.

 

[Haramburger]

Legendary new era of Christory, we're just supposed to ignore the jail time and it didn't happen. Clean up your timeline if that's what you want us to believe, Jesus!

 

[Divine right to rule]

You never forget your first crush.

True. He mentioned Barb.

 

[Oxyjen]

In more innocent times: “Oh no, that poor care worker having to deal with Chris, I fear for her safety”

Now: “Fuck you Flutter, you ween bitch!”

 

[Tiresome]

HIS GAL PAL IS A 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND GROUPIE THAT WROTE TO HIM IN JAIL

Amazingly, my first mental reaction is "thank God." This is a woman who chose this, not a social worker who is having it imposed upon her.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Megan Fucking Schroeder

 

[Jobama]

SONIC’S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE

THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING

I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH MY MOM

 

[Skitarii]

Basically "That didn't happen, I'm being threaded wrongly because of my autism, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT", Chris, Chris never changes.

Ackshuallay stalker ween, it was YOU who raped barbara

 

[Fate Fan]

In more innocent times: “Oh no, that poor care worker having to deal with Chris, I fear for her safety”

Now: “Fuck you Flutter, you ween bitch!”

Situation 1 is someone doing their job

situation 2 is a groupie

 

[James Howlett]

"I am a better person now..."

Is Chris getting better?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You shipped me with that Snorlax

Instant classic

 

[gugui]

Chris died for our sins. REPENT! DEATH TO KIWIFARMS!

 

[Nami-Swan]

I feel like I've stepped into the other side of history. Now I can finally follow his antics in real time.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Is Chris actually taking titty skittles, or is he just doing the LARP?

Also, what is that thing in the middle of his medallion?

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Does Meg even remember him?

I'm sure under normal circumstances she wouldn't, but this is chris we're talking about so it's hard to forget him much less actually playing a part in this fucked up story.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I'm sure under normal circumstances she wouldn't, but this is chris we're talking about so it's hard to forget him much less actually playing a part in this fucked up story.

I think there is a good chance she would remember him in a PTSD sort of flashback if someone mentioned his name.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

"You shipped me with that Snorlax" is a Chris'ism I'll never forget.