2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

Take a close look at the medallion chain - his skin inside the V is a darker color, matching his face. But outside it is lighter, and it’s quite a crisp line as if he’d been on a sun bed wearing a V-neck shirt or something. But it doesn’t look like a pink shirt either.

Seems odd.
He’s not wearing silicone breast forms is he?

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Of course he never ram jammed Barb, it never happened, in his own reckoning - so he can square the circle about still living at 14 BC and somehow make it less bizarre than it is.
 
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This is besides the point but I simply need to know why the Sonichu medallion looks so fucking bad now. It looks like it came from the Vietnam War. Wtf did he do to it?
The way your Dad looked at it, this medallion was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.
 
This has ween faggotry written all over it. Can't wait for the inevitable infighting and doxes to leak.
He never ever ever ever ever EVER fucked Barbara! He was innocent!


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The medallion represents Chris's soul. It is now a hollow, disfigured, nigh unrecognizable husk of what he used to be, now puppeted by and tossed around by forces unseen.
 
It's suspicous Chris went from putting no effort in at all, recording footage from a ps4 game to film himself, to suddenly green-screening in his videos consistently. Chris' atrocious video quality was from a lack of effort, not a lack of ability or know-how. You can give a man tools and teach him techniques, but you can't teach him to put in effort, he has to decide that himself.

It would be the funniest possible outcome if Chris was just trying to out-troll the trolls on Bella by claiming motherfuckery was taking place.
 
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