2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[postfeetpls]

Such a bizarre video lol. It has that cryptid/ARG/old-internet lost media vibe. LMAO at the 04:05 spergout. And his voice sounds like he's taken one too many of whatever he's on and had a drink or two. Hope he doesn't kill himself soon.

 

[rareblacklobster]

What the fuck is going on today

 

[Stage5BrainCancer]

You mean White Horse from the Book of Revelations?

If that's what you wanna assume, then sure.

 

[DumbDude43]

barbussy status: ...uncertain?!

 

[Radion_Godiva]

He honestly looks great here, I haven't seen him so alive behind the eyes in a long time, his skin is usually this sweaty grey colour but looks good here. Chris, I hope you didn't rape Barb and keep away from the internet!

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Well, I searched facebook for women from Lynchburg VA with the top 5 female baby names of 1993 in Virginia, Ashley, Jessica, Sarah, Brittany, Emily and came up short. Didn't really look too hard, lots of blank and vague pfps I ignored. Someone with much more immense autism must take up the task. Don't know how you guys do it.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Barb's response to the video:

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Even if it happened it was likely consensual. Chris is right about Barb always having been abusive.

 

[Finger Pistols]

The video TL;DW is basically him adamantly denying that he raped barbs, he claims he knew Bella was trolling him and he was actually the one trolling HER. He says he was in jail for Bella’s crimes. That’s basically it.

Plot twist it was actually Magi-chan using Chris as a conduit to bang the Barbussy from dimension c-197 in the 1218 dimension. He had us fooled all along! All so that Cristal shall be born from the bonds of familial blood! He can't keep getting away with this!


Magi Chan the sex god.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Theory: Chris' innocence is inversely related to how well kept his sonichu medallion is. Like a Pinocchio kind of thing.
....it's not looking good boys.

 

[KingPenguin120]

He revealed the mystery girl's identity as "Flutter." Apparently he just met her randomly after getting released!

I think we should call her "Flutter the Cabbage Patch Kid" from now on.

 

[ForgedBlades]

He honestly looks great here, I haven't seen him so alive behind the eyes in a long time, his skin is usually this sweaty grey colour but looks good here. Chris, I hope you didn't rape Barb and keep away from the internet!

He's clearly medicated.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well, I searched facebook for women from Lynchburg VA with the top 5 female baby names of 1993 in Virginia, Ashley, Jessica, Sarah, Brittany, Emily and came up short. Didn't really look too hard, lots of blank and vague pfps I ignored. Someone with much more immense autism must take up the task. Don't know how you guys do it.

She does look like an Emily tbf.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

If I Did It: Confessions of a Geriatric Rapist


"If I did it, which I clearly did not! Would my mouth smell like her fetid vagina? I think not, twolls!"

 

[pork chops]

did he cut his nose or something? he's got dried blood in the same spot as yesterday

 

[Rogowski]

I gotta admit, never in a million years did I expect Chris to add ‘chopped and screwed’ to his vocabulary but here we are.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

He's clearly medicated.

Remember that video where he was playing that stupid card game and going to the Indian restaurant? He was medicated there too, but he was also dulled, bloated and clammy looking. Maybe it's the lighting, but he looks good here, but yes, still medicated.

 

[A-Stump]

Theory: Chris' innocence is inversely related to how well kept his sonichu medallion is. Like a Pinocchio kind of thing.
....it's not looking good boys.

More like The Picture of Dorian Gray. His excesses and vices made it rot away.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

he was actually the one trolling HER.

Rollin' and Trollin' 2.0 Saga?

 

[RedGermaine]

>Lynchburg VA
>30 years old
>Semi readable photo of her face
>Nerdy interests
She'll be doxxed in at most 2 weeks.

We'll have her elementary school year book before Israel gets boots on the ground in Gaza. That's just how this world works now, never be surprised how fast autists can find shit on the internet with even passive motivation

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I mean, what do you expect him to say? He's obviously not going to say he did it. And don't act like he's not going to respond to people bringing it up to him. If he could do that, he wouldn't be CWC.