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Right on the money. He deleted as I was reading the comments, preserved here. (compiled image)
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Those nursing home days were wild. I remember when he bitched about mashed potatoes being an unacceptable item to serve diabetics during lunch and then praising next morning's breakfast which was like a 7 egg omelette served with a large cinnamon bun on the side with diabeetus being the farthest thing from his mind. We all know Jack is retarded but I feel that the stint in the nursing really showed us the extent of his imbecility and complete lack of self-control. I never thought a 50-something year old man could bitch as much as Jack did while spending a month in a rehab facility after suffering a devastating stroke. To add insult to injury, he claimed that his constant bitching was so that he could improve conditions at rehab facilities for other people. I don't think other nursing home residents care if they didn't get an entire stick of butter to go with their english muffin, Jack.
To any kiwis who joined in on the fun recently, I do recommend revisiting the nursing home saga for its absurdity and laughs.
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I'm glad this convo was saved. Jacks a real piece of dirt person. I hope he gets an unwashed needle from a hobo for his next beetus related shot. Crippled faggot.
What you have to understand, is that Fatty can't go on any rides, or even be in the audience for a large portion of the shit that goes on. He likely hasn't been able to fit on an amusement park ride in a couple decades and we know damn well he can't use his ears to listen to anything. So that would be why Fatty is confused at the concept of someone blind enjoying disneyland, walking, not weighing twice as much as they should, having 2 arms, etc.
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May God help you for ridiculing a blind girl going to disney world with her loving family and trying to phrase it like a faux question. How dare those mean jerks point out the hypocrisy of your insult when you've become disabled in your own manner through your own careless choices.
Thing is Jack, that person has a loving family that goes out of their way to help her enjoy life even with her disadvantage, you on the other hand drag your own family down, even kicked out one of your own children (but not before choking him out of course), and making their lives hell by nearly dying three times now, all of which were preventable.
House of 1000 Nguyens bodied Jack harder than Frank Miller. And continued to do so in the follow-up. Based Gook.
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Jagoff is a huge cunt with a fragile ego. He can never admit that he said something that offended people and apologize. Just like last summer when he was celebrating people getting laid off work by various companies and implied it was happening because people working at home weren't doing anything and just fucking around. He got dunked on so hard by everyone that he deleted everything and seethed about it with one his fagmojis 5 minutes later.
I wonder if Jack's content moderators who totally exist are going to drop him over this kerfuckle.
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What an insufferable, thin skinned, cry-baby bitch ass faggot.
I used to say that I couldnt wait until he would just have a heart attack and fucking die, but I've changed my mind.
I want him to have another motherlode of all strokes. One that totally takes away the rest of his limb use, including the prehensile, Venom-esgue tongue. I want his sense of taste totally nuked, and his sight and hearing dulled, but not removed. I want his soy-boy voice and ability to speak gone completely. In a perfect world, I would like for him to keep or even regain his sense of touch, but alas, I doubt thats possible with strokes.
Then I want for him to be left in the house alone one day, Ham-Tam out at work. I want the fat faghot to shit himself and just sit there for a few hours unable to do anything. Then I want that Shit-Bull they are keeping to wander upon him, and dive right into that fat fucking face of his like it was a hot and juicy Pulpok hot off the smoker. I want Tammy to find him just in time to save him from death, but not after the starved dog has eaten every digit, ears, lips, nose, eyes, and cheeks.
I then want him to survive like this, long enough to go to Disneyland again one last time. I want him to hear people point and gasp at his appearance before he finally gets wheeled back into his hotel room, and in a fit of strained constipation, has his last and finally stroke and leaves this world like the curse upon humanity that he is.
HATS! GIVE ME MY HATS, I SAY. I WANT THEM ALL!
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And of course this coming from a stroked out retard that goes to Disneyland while in a Scooty puff. Can't go on any rides or anything so why is he there other than to take up space and demand people walk around him.
Good on all those people calling him out on being the biggest fucking hypocrite out there.
Now he's playing the fucking victim because he can't handle it when he puts his own foot in his mouth.
Remind me again why what he said earlier when he posted that bit about treating everybody with kindness? I guess that doesn't apply to blind people. Or anybody that Jagoff hates.
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Jack is one of those sociopaths-lite who genuinely cannot be happy for anyone nor attempt to give any kind of happiness which is not ultimately self-serving. He could have shown up with his pulporks without saying a goddamn thing on his channel, but not our Jack.
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Relax, he will be in Hell soon. Those of us that are Christians can always pray for him but it also has some words about hypocrites and those that refuse to hear.
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Could you imagine him in Squid Games? I can't stop laughing.
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I know this has been pointed out many times before, but I'm always astounded at how forcefully he shoves food down his throat without immediately choking.
It takes this man like 3 and a half bites to finish an entire sandwich.
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That's some deep-seated childhood shit, you see that in a lot of deathfats. Like a dog, he's worried someone will take it away from him.
I like to think that when he dies, the dogs will make their own episode of JotG where they gnaw Fatty's bloated face off.
So once again 2 lardasses have gone to a restaurant and ordered enough food for at least 4 people. 3 sandwiches(brisket, pulpork, chicken), side of coleslaw, and an additional rib platter.
Let me guess... A+?
Inhales his fucking sandwich like a starving animal and needs to hold up his hand to keep the excess of food from falling out of his face.
Spends a weird amount of time being shown randomly reaching for something(probably sauce)
Silently holds a rib up to the camera, sniffs it, then crams the thing halfway into his face
And then proceeds to pull it away from face with his hand, while his mouth subconsciously follows it, snapping at it like trying to take food from an animal so he can inhale easily 3 bites worth of the meat in one gulp, then silently shows the rib bone to the camera. This is like those people who can eat a buffalo wing, just sucking everything off the bone cartilage and all, except it's an entire fucking rib.
Then we get a crappy poorly shot slide show of the food. I'm surprised he didn't claim the toasted bread for the sandwiches was burnt
Then once we get to the car.. is... is that Fatty vaping? You can see a whisp of smoke or vapor or something randomly go by at 2:50 right next to his seatbelt.
Of course it's a fucking A+, claims that a place giving him piles of meat is "one of the most exciting places we've been in a few years" while feeling the need to get the camera as close to his face as possible. Of course we also need to know that this place is Fatty's new "hot spot" whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. I guess he'll be whining for Tammy to take him there when he's extra hungry?
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It’s probably from an inhaler or some medical nebulizer. Jack has compromised lungs and he probably needs to use it on a regular basis.