2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

So this confirms that Flutter/the blonde woman is not even his girlfriend. Knowing Chris, if she was his girlfriend, he would have been obnoxious about it, like in his previous videos from the classic Chris days, or even make passing comments hinting at a girlfriend like he did when he was smashing genitals with Barb.

Chris reiterates the whole friend/friendship shtick multiple times in the video, so I guess OtakuKing is full of shit on that "they're a couple" comment he made... or, assuming she is helping him with these videos, she could be making Chris lie, and mention that they're only friends in order for her to hide the fact that sucking off bent ducks willingly makes you an even bigger retard than him and a huge target of interest.

However, it is odd that the latter half of the segment about her got cut off. If she's a ween and she's helping him edit, then why leave in the part where he mentions the location she's from? Unless that in itself is a red herring, and Chris is lying OR made to lie about it as well, it's definitely a weird choice to make.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I didn't have sex with Barb either, but you don't see me bragging about it.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Me excitedly: chrischan update!!!
Everyone else: wat
Me: um I died. I never existed. Nothing to see here.

 

[BillTheButcher]

His speech is really slurred here, he’s definitely on some anti-psychotics

I was going to say, didn't take long for someone to notice. He has all the hallmarks of someone who's on drugs like Zyprexa/risperidone.

Which begs the question, what all did Chris get diagnosed with while in jail? I bet schizophrenia/manic bipolar disorder is on that list, specially after embracing the Jesus christ thing while inside, along with his past of having invisible friends that he talks to.

I also think his lawyer pushed hard for those diagnoses, and ultimately, why chris is now free. That pretty much ties it all together now.

The state would have had to argue that an autistic, manic schizophrenic (with a god complex) somehow had the mental capacity to know what he was doing was wrong. It's been proven before, but I don't think they wanted the fanfare. Crazy.

Hopefully barb is being looked after, sounds like he has an axe to grind with ol' snorlax.

 

[Super Guido]

I was going to say, didn't take long for someone to notice. He has all the hallmarks of someone who's on drugs like Zyprexa/risperidone.

Which begs the question, what all did Chris get diagnosed with while in jail? I bet schizophrenia/manic bipolar disorder is on that list, specially after embracing the Jesus christ thing while inside, along with his past of having invisible friends that he talks to.

I also think his lawyer pushed hard for those diagnoses, and ultimately, why chris is now free. That pretty much ties it all together now.

The state would have had to argue that an autistic, manic schizophrenic (with a god complex) somehow had the mental capacity to know what he was doing was wrong. It's been proven before, but I don't think they wanted the fanfare. Crazy.

Hopefully barb is being looked after, sounds like he has an axe to grind with ol' snorlax.

He's probably on an anti-psychotic such as risperdal since it's used for autism-related irritability.

I'd hope if he's on it, they're giving him a medication to mitigate the appetite increase side effects - nowadays, psychiatrists subscribe Metformin at the same time as prescribing people Risperdal. The weight gain is pretty significant because of how it fucks up the body's feeding signals.

 

[Rick The Stick]

His speech is really slurred here, he’s definitely on some anti-psychotics

Not enough, obviously, otherwise he wouldn't even be capable of making a video to begin with.

Also el oh el at folk pretending to be surprised at Chris' bullshit. What did any of you actually expect?

 

[Penis]

He called his own mom snorlax

I can understand why is would be difficult to convict him in court. Heilburg could have argued that he is so delusional to begin with that the incident with his mother was just another delusion. Remember, the courts in America rule GUILTY or NOT GUILTY, not GUILTY or INNOCENT. Between his confession, discussion with Null about his "relationship with an older women", and his ownership of the disabled sex book I think most people will see the truth. Is it possible he's deluded himself into thinking he didn't do anything?

Wild that the very first thing he does returning to the internet is complain about being blocked on twitter.

A cruel relic of the past. Once an innocent, yet childish talisman of self expression that has now turned to rot. As malignant and corrupt as the soul that formed it. As the unspeakable psychological horrors continue prying their way out of his subconscious, that medallion continues to decay.

 

[Boots]

Hopefully barb is being looked after, sounds like he has an axe to grind with ol' snorlax.

If it's true that she threw away his toys while locked up in the clink, I'm sure that he thinks the bitch snorlax must die.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Honestly I'm just hung up on the fact that he pronounces "Jesus" the Hispanic way.

I'm starting to suspect this fellow might have some kind of intellectual disability!

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

Bull SHIT, motherfucker, you can't put this genie back in it's bottle no matter how much troll's remorse you're feeling. You made your bed (in which you raped your senile old bat of a mother), now you lie in it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does the freak forget that he confessed to doing it in call, and admitting to "healing" Barb in jail letters?

(yet more doubt is cast on that claim of him making the honor roll in high school)

 

[BruhReally]

>Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

It's so weird seeing how gigachad the prompt is versus the sick freak putting those words together

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

im suprised with Chris-chan claiming he is Jesus
hasnt talked about the Israel Hamas war

knowing his antisemitism
would he side with Hamas?

 

[Super Guido]

im suprised with Chris-chan claiming he is Jesus
hasnt talked about the Israel Hamas war

knowing his antisemitism
would he side with Hamas?

I don't think he gives a shit about anything beyond himself, and he's not the one getting blown to bits.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I hope this gets him canceled.
What bronycon is he planning on infesting?

 

[Super Guido]

Does the freak forget that he confessed to doing it in call, and admitting to "healing" Barb in jail letters?

(yet more doubt is cast on that claim of him making the honor roll in high school)

He's hoping everyone else is as stupid as him. It's another one of those things that has not changed about Chris since he was first documented.

 

[BillTheButcher]

He's probably on an anti-psychotic such as risperdal since it's used for autism-related irritability.

I'd hope if he's on it, they're giving him a medication to mitigate the appetite increase side effects - nowadays, psychiatrists subscribe Metformin at the same time as prescribing people Risperdal. The weight gain is pretty significant because of how it fucks up the body's feeding signals.

While pharamacologically true, Chris getting even fatter man-tits is the least of the state's worries.

If anything, it could be by design. They figure the bigger he gets, the less inclined he will be to move around generally speaking, and do sex pest things.

 

[Super Guido]

While pharamacologically true, Chris getting even fatter man-tits is the least of the state's worries.

If anything, it could be by design. They figure the bigger he gets, the less inclined he will be to move around generally speaking, and do sex pest things.

He'll be too busy stuffing Mickey D's or whatever down his throat to bother anyone. Genius!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He's hoping everyone else is as stupid as him.

It's from that autistic lack of "theory of mind", combined with an obese ego and "zap to the extreme" stupidity.

 

[Escalating Violence]

"Nooooooo Stalker Trolls! I did not engage in sexual relations with my mother. Enjoy this curse-ye-ha-me-ha troll!"