2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

The only thing standing between Chris Chan and the a loggers, retards and Reddit weens was jail. I highly doubt he did some media course to learn video editing in his time locked up. No way he’d call Barb Snorlax.

This whole thing feels like an unfunny retards idea of Chris being funny. And if that is what’s going down, he’s been handed directly from state to ween.
 
Did he actually learn this stuff or does another group of orbiters have their hooks in him? I guess time will tell.
There's no way Chris went out of his way to learn all this shit on his own. The only times he's made videos with actual production value in the last fifteen years were times when someone else was doing all the heavy lifting for him. I think he's totally capable of learning it, he just cannot be assed to actually do it. There's definitely somebody behind the scenes putting all this green screen shit together, even if they're also doing kind of a half-assed job (Only one audio channel? Seriously?).

By this time, the true authentic medallions need to look like they've been shot with 15 rounds.
A funeral pyre would be more appropriate. That thing is literally fucking rotting at this point.

I kind of wonder what it smells like?
 
No Chris you utter mongoloid, you did Molest your Mother, You admitted so to multiple people and it was concerning enough for the government to keep you locked up for a year and a half, your ONE your ONE singular saving grace is your too crazy for normal and too normal to be considerd someone who needs to be locked up for life.

I rarely if ever want to see a cow get harmed but I honestly want someone to bitch slap a reality check into Chris at this point as it's the only way we're ever going to see him remotely accept reality.
i don't think physical abuse could work at this point. he needs to have all internet privileges revoked and a state representative to make sure the orbiter freaks are arrested or fuck off and never contact chris again.
 
Y’know, I sometimes do wonder if Bella knows a thing or two about Lyrebird or other voice synthesizers. Chris definitely cuddled with Barb, I think, but who knows if the rest was faked and Chris, believing in the idea that trolls determine reality, was convinced it must be so.

I think her story is a lesson in keeping your word.
 
Y’know, I sometimes do wonder if Bella knows a thing or two about Lyrebird or other voice synthesizers. Chris definitely cuddled with Barb, I think, but who knows if the rest was faked and Chris, believing in the idea that trolls determine reality, was convinced it must be so.

I think her story is a lesson in keeping your word.
barb forced chris to cuddle with her for years. molestation isn't a huge jump from a 35 year old already sleeping in the bed with his mom. like the kindling was all there to start an autism fire of incest.
 
So does this confirm that this "Flutter" character is a ween? People thought she was a handler or a friend from the tard house but Chris says she visited him in jail.
 
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I’m calling it, Flutter sent letters to Chris in jail trying to convert him to Christianity and repent to god, put a return address on her letters and was visited by Chris upon his release. She’s now in too deep and knows she’s guilty of his delusions so she’s hanging round because of that religious guilt saying she has to help him.
 
He never ever ever ever ever EVER fucked Barbara! He was innocent!


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Jesus Christ, Chris, clean that thing once in a while. Also RIP everyone's left ear 👂

Is this the Cult Leader Saga starting out?
>Bella was the real sex criminal

Fact check: True.
At the risk of catching a top hat or two, I have nothing nice to say about her. Still funny she actually faced some consequences for her bad behavior.
What a liar liar. His pants are definitely on fire. He wouldn't have been held in jail and a psych hospital if there hadn't been strong evidence of his guilt. He was released because he had been held for as long as he would have been if he had been convicted for the worst of his charges and it was easier to just cut him loose into some tard home (presumably). I hope he gets called out on this shit.
I'm a thousand miles away from Chris and I can smell the burning denim from here. Of course he'll deny that he did anything wrong, he rarely ever sees any real world consequences for his behavior, and when he does, it's always the fault of DA TROLLS!
 
So does this confirm that this "Flutter" character is a ween? People thought she was a handler or a friend from the tard house but Chris says she visited him in jail.
Chris does desperately need either a handler or to be in a home, preferably with a male wrangler that he can’t molest. Someone who can tell the weens to fuck off, keep the women around him safe, manage his finances, and keep him from making too big of an arse of himself online. The mental health system in the US is nearly useless after deinstitutionalization. Chris is a degenerate, but so are ILJ, the idea guys, and whoever these weens are. Chris is a narcissistic tard who deserves a comeuppance, but manipulating a tard into doing stuff against his best interest is still pretty scummy.
 
No way he’d call Barb Snorlax.
He's definitely mostly reading from a script, but him insulting his mother doesn't surprise me.
In his later jail letters he did a 180 and became rude toward her. He finally realized she was an emotionally abusive person (probably thanks to his lawyer as part of his defence strategy or a psychologist while he was in the mental hospital), he called her a stubborn redneck for refusing to die already and leave him the house, saying she was like a zombie, and even claiming she told him she would have had sex with him, after he told her about the prostitute he used to lose his virginity.
Really a prince among men.
 
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