Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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AssignedEva said:
Did Hila draw this? Like it's not a child's drawing, Hila Klein actually drew this and posted it on her instagram? I appreciate the concept of "outsider art" but she's legitimately retarded, isn't she? I wonder if we're going to see a Teddy Fresh x Israel capsule collection dropping soon.
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I need this information as well. This is on a whole different level if she did it herself.

The idea of her drawing this, alone in the kitchen, showing it to Ethan, him having to show support.

This is art.
 
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Ethan is not dumb
he has, and always has, been playing the game
when popular opinion changes, ethan will change
the zeitgeist will probably change in the next 5 years, and with it, ethan.

regardless, he won. he is a millionaire. he could hang it all up today and be richer than anyone reading this post. But he won’t. he needs approval. thats what he’s been looking for since 2016, and he’s still looking
 
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ChampFantana said:
I disagree. Hila is a Cincinnati 5 at best.
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I did say kinda hot. As in, if you'd been stuck in a drought for a couple of months and you were out in a bar after you'd had a few. All the eights and nines are gone, would you fuck her? I bet you would.

She's a good few years younger here than she is today, she looks a lot less anorexic. But she also looks like she's happy and she's having fun. I don't think I've ever seen her look happy since she's been making videos with Ethan. She always looks utterly miserable.

That's a big deal. Give me a happy six over a miserable nine any day of the week.

And in this pic, she's a six rather than a five, I think. She's not obese. She has no major flaws. Her features are relatively symmetrical. Doesn't have the Happy Merchant honker.

She's not wearing make-up so what you see is what she actually looks like. If a five is the mean, I'm happy to put her one mark above the mean in this picture.

Which is why I commented on it. I think she's generally at best a four. Her anorexia and her miserable, snooty, thinks-she's-the-shit face all dressed in the retarded Teddy Fresh outfit generally renders her completely unfuckable. I think in this picture, she jumps up two points from her usual rank.

But I was really only commenting because I was amused by the idea of her hunting Muslim paedos for OnlyFans viewers. I'd definitely pay to watch that.
 
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autistic dog said:
Did Hila ever actually serve and kill civilians?
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To this very day Palestinian mothers tell misbehaving children about the legend of "The Heeb of Haifa" and how bad boys and girls will see the glint of her sniper's scope if they don't do as they're told. She's like their version of the boogeyman.
 
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autistic dog said:
*Bumbles into thread knowing h3h3 mainly from his vape nation skits* Did Hila ever actually serve and kill civilians? All we need is a time range and location many of the JDF engagements were straight up civilian slaughter.
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No, at least so far as anybody is willing to say. She held a desk job during her time, but she did mention that she went on one trip with actual troops IIRC.
 
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Swole McPole said:
I did say kinda hot. As in, if you'd been stuck in a drought for a couple of months and you were out in a bar after you'd had a few. All the eights and nines are gone, would you fuck her? I bet you would.

She's a good few years younger here than she is today, she looks a lot less anorexic. But she also looks like she's happy and she's having fun. I don't think I've ever seen her look happy since she's been making videos with Ethan. She always looks utterly miserable.

That's a big deal. Give me a happy six over a miserable nine any day of the week.

And in this pic, she's a six rather than a five, I think. She's not obese. She has no major flaws. Her features are relatively symmetrical. Doesn't have the Happy Merchant honker.

She's not wearing make-up so what you see is what she actually looks like. If a five is the mean, I'm happy to put her one mark above the mean in this picture.

Which is why I commented on it. I think she's generally at best a four. Her anorexia and her miserable, snooty, thinks-she's-the-shit face all dressed in the retarded Teddy Fresh outfit generally renders her completely unfuckable. I think in this picture, she jumps up two points from her usual rank.

But I was really only commenting because I was amused by the idea of her hunting Muslim paedos for OnlyFans viewers. I'd definitely pay to watch that.
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If she gained about 10 or 20 pounds, got her hair done, and stopped dressing like a retard she’d be okay f you can overlook the autism/Jewry. If she got a nose job and some other work done for the “I’m rich and just dumped my manchild husband” special it might bump her up to like a 6 or weak 7 depending on the surgeon.
 
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Swole McPole said:
She's a good few years younger here than she is today, she looks a lot less anorexic. But she also looks like she's happy and she's having fun. I don't think I've ever seen her look happy since she's been making videos with Ethan. She always looks utterly miserable.
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She did seem like she was having fun in their old content, back when they were just two small youtubers in new york making silly videos about vaping and putting 50 t-shirts on. People will meme about them selling their souls for success but the shift in mood was almost palpable when they decided to start grifting with their phoned-in podcast. If I had to pick a specific point I'd say it was right when they broke a long content drought with a video about their shitty cash trap smartphone app, only to get rightly lit up like a christmas tree by what remained of their old fanbase.
 
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I always liked Hila better than his dumb ass. Especially when she'd glance at him for saying something stupid.
 
DrearyDoomguy said:
She did seem like she was having fun in their old content, back when they were just two small youtubers in new york making silly videos about vaping and putting 50 t-shirts on. People will meme about them selling their souls for success but the shift in mood was almost palpable when they decided to start grifting with their phoned-in podcast. If I had to pick a specific point I'd say it was right when they broke a long content drought with a video about their shitty cash trap smartphone app, only to get rightly lit up like a christmas tree by what remained of their old fanbase.
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the specific point it all changed with the leafy video in early 2016, were ethan decided to mount the high horse. He became the fun police, before that everything was fair game
 
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DrearyDoomguy said:
She did seem like she was having fun in their old content, back when they were just two small youtubers in new york making silly videos about vaping and putting 50 t-shirts on.
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The only videos I'd ever seen prior to their move to California were the Hugh Mungus videos. Hila seemed like a nonentity -- the loyal wife, generously supporting her stupid husband's dreams.

I just thought of them as people who'd accidentally struck gold by leeching off somebody else's content and have that go viral.

The next time I saw them, he was the kind of person who'd be calling Hugh Mungus a rapist and supporting the poor oppressed POC who was being harrassed by the white supremacist.
 
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whogoesthere said:
I need this information as well. This is on a whole different level if she did it herself.

The idea of her drawing this, alone in the kitchen, showing it to Ethan, him having to show support.

This is art.
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I vaguely recalled her art looking like a middle schooler did it at best, so I looked it up and yeah that crap is basically her skill level. She's got the Chris Chan ability of doing this shit for years and never fuckin improving.



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Swole McPole said:
The only videos I'd ever seen prior to their move to California were the Hugh Mungus videos. Hila seemed like a nonentity -- the loyal wife, generously supporting her stupid husband's dreams.

I just thought of them as people who'd accidentally struck gold by leeching off somebody else's content and have that go viral.

The next time I saw them, he was the kind of person who'd be calling Hugh Mungus a rapist and supporting the poor oppressed POC who was being harrassed by the white supremacist.
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iirc back then she was the video editor and also did Jontron's videos too.
 
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