Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

This is going to be the lowest he has gotten since I've been logging. He is currently at $39 on rumble. Not out of the question he has a sub $100 night for both platforms combined.
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At the end of his stream he begs for feedback and locals subs too. Does he do this regularly now? Only reason I watched tonight is the greer vs KF thing.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He told people to fuck off.

So they did. I’m sure that’s probably our fault too though.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh Bcaesar187, I mean Balldo, what are you doing this time? Does Our Wife know your devilish devious deeds?

This is a follow-up to here: .net post
The previous post where Balldo follows Sir Richie, a hard nigga who grew up in the hood yall Eric July aint got nuthin on mah rap sheet nigga coon tom. I can't.
.net
This gives a timeframe of ~5-6 October to 14-15 October, basically just a one-week span.

Balldo follows @amaris_davis on Instagram, and very strangely, she followed him back.

Surely she's just some whatever streamer like Xia Anderson? She follows multiple makeup services based in Minnesota.

Alright she's probably a local going by her Instagram location, which you can change to whatever you like, but there's no reason to also follow a bunch of local makeup services.


I discovered her Tik Tok:

Typical Tik Tok Brain Rot Slop, whatever.
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/nA2Vv

From here, I found a Twitter account.
(NSFW, contains nudity.)
https://twitter.com/Mintybaby22
https://archive.md/fchhV



She has an OnlyFans, OF COURSE she does.
So does Xia Anderson which Balldo also follows, whatever. We're used to this now. At least she's not selling used garments priced by the time she's been wearing them without washing.

https://onlyfans.com/mintybonita

https://archive.md/FzxDC

Um... what's an eros.com?


Balldo, my man. What is this?

https://archive.md/E8kLD

The same twitter is in the biography. Same pool, same makeup desk.

WHY????

Want to find your favourite Transussy to engage in BDSM affairs? You're in good company.



Thanks to @Balldo's Gate for the lead.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Like, Null is a person with human feelings about people and personal relationships and that affects how he covers those he is close to on his show, and it's not some machiavellian scheme on his end to manipulate a narrative, or succumb to blackmail by his forum, or whatever either side of the argument claim.

Way to be completely naive about human nature. Of course everyone I hate is carrying out a machiavellian scheme because that's just what smart people do, manipulate the dumb dumbs. I'm a smart non-practicing attorney and I do it constantly so of course my enemies, who keep winning (if they aren't winning then WHY AM I SO ANGRY ABOUT THEM) so must be smart, are constantly doing it. Occam's razor says the simplest explanation, elaborate deliberate conspiracies and complex multi-stage plans, are the most true and honest.

But you're probably not really naive, this is probably really part of your plan against me. Plausible deniability, reverse psychology, etc. You're lucky I have bigger fish to fry and bottles to lick or I'd bring all your and Null's schemes against me crashing down.

 

[sum ting wong]

-snip-

Is this the hot 20 year old that was "flirting" with Balldo?

 

[3MMA]

Theory: this sudden interest in black women is a false trail, he knows his IG is often watched, including his follows. This is meant to detract from the real deal, the black male bulls the Rekieta’s dig.

 

[Gay Mouth]

A year ago, it was possible to watch Nick's channel and say '...but I didn't know. I had no idea what kind of person he really is.' That ship has long sailed. If you're still watching him uncritically today, you're a cunt as well.

A year ago I was optimistic about my future, that my husband was also going to be a lawyer and we’d have a bunch of kids. It wasn’t so much an e-daddy (I never really followed Nick until he started his nosedive) as it was an aspirational pastoral scene on the internet; a casual white pill. An “oh look, that could be a little like what my life could be like in 20 years.”

A year later my husband is literally a more experienced lawyer with more jury trials under his belt (won and lost) and a higher professional standing and reputation than Nick ever had. As a casual second hand observer I know enough to consider unspecialized strip mall lawyers like Nick as the embarrassing shysters they are. As just a wife I’m more plugged in to how a legal community operates than Nick. His career was doomed even if he hadn't abandoned it, with the way he talks down to his peers and superiors like they’re stupid, it wouldn’t take long at all for people to communicate he’s an overstuffed pompous ass who doesn’t go to trial.

Kayla is embarrassing to me now. She’s an over tattooed retard with a too-tight blepharoplasty who watches Star Trek all day and gets stoned on pills to manage her rightful anxiety over how pointless her life is. Most 40 year old women married to lawyers with five kids and fuck-you money coming in start a business, join a charity board, organize a co-op once their littlest kids are growing up. Or at the very least they become Martha Stewart savants with culinary, art, design skills, and impeccable taste. She’s not actually homeschooling the kids, it seems like they’re pretty much in a charter school. What does she do?

In short, they’re only impressive to the uninitiated masses- his internet fanbase. As a brand new baby housewife just starting out, the shine is off of them for me completely.

Eh hope springs eternal and unlike most cows here, he has an assload of children.

Sort of what floors me about him and his wife. They had all these kids and they are just afterthoughts, if that.

Nick is a real nigga who has five keeds he doesn’t care about aside from mentioning them as a pawn to bolster his balls’ street cred. It’s all Hennessy and swishers now nigga, them keeds been sired, fuck raising them.

you wanna be optimistic for somebody, for the sake of the children (who I agree deserve better), consider being optimistic for Kayla.

Kayla strikes me as a lazy woman who has been spoiled for the past 20 years. Being a doted upon housewife is a privilege, not a right and you have to remember that and keep yourself from falling into one of the many pitfalls housewives can fall into. Nick calling himself her “simp” who “does whatever she wants” has made her life too easy, she has forgotten that she has obligations in her marriage and life beyond having sex with him.

She might have started strong having a lot of kids and deciding to homeschool them, but she’s left behind cooking, cleaning, actively schooling them, developing hobbies, and most importantly keeping an expected standard of behavior from her husband. Nick cared to go to law school and become an attorney, probably to impress and provide for her, but that’s fallen to the wayside now that he can just make money drinking and bitching in a hot tub.

She’s apparently fine with that as long as he’s making money; reputation and respect isn’t an issue to her. She isn’t considering the long term implications- Nick isn’t going to respect himself, and a man with crumbling self esteem is a man on the brink of collapse. He’s in the midst of a midlife crisis, and his marriage is definitely on the table to be ruined. Or at the very least, he might stay married but become what a lot of men become- selfish drunk boomers who hate their wives and proclaim that like it’s funny.

YouTube isn’t forever, and it’s really not forever when you’re speed running your reputation into the mud, associating with pedophiles and creeps and getting drunk on camera every night. His legal career won’t be waiting for him when the superchats dry up.

 

[AnOminous]

She has an OnlyFans, OF COURSE she does.
So does Xia Anderson which Balldo also follows, whatever. We're used to this now. At least she's not selling used garments priced by the time she's been wearing them without washing.

So again he's doing exactly the shit he mocked Ron Soye for doing.

 

[Potatoherder]

Lowest night i have ever recorded: $69 for both platforms. JasonOfTGA is the paypig of the night with 51%. Pretty clear his audience does not want this content anymore and i don't think he gained any brownie points at the farms for it.

One muted user who poked cgoody a bit too much. His last message before the mute.

aFriendlyAttacker

"cgoody fucks kids -͌͌͌͌"

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[deeman]

Don't forget drinking until he can't even stay upright, while one eye is tightly closed and another is bulging out of his head like he's Popeye.

I have only been that drunk when i was younger and stupider and mixed alcohol with bensos, my lowpoint in life, sitting 3AM and trying to pick songs with one hand over the eye so it stops being doublevision... TMI i suppose but as i said, that was pathetic of me.

 

[AnOminous]

I have only been that drunk when i was younger and stupider and mixed alcohol with bensos, my lowpoint in life, sitting 3AM and trying to pick songs with one hand over the eye so it stops being doublevision... TMI i suppose but as i said, that was pathetic of me.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's doing exactly that. Or worse.

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

Um... what's an eros.com?

A coke dealer and now a eros escort jesus christ nick you want to make sure your a lock for lolcow of the year again don't ya?

Lowtax any% speedrun

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Lowest night in months when you finally had the Kiwi Farms content??

Say it ain't so, Rekietabros!!

 

[Hot Dog]

We are burrowing to the center of the Earth at this point, the plane hit the ground and just kept on going. I'm glad that last night's MATI basically put the hostility openly front and center.

All of the double speak he can't run from due to the receipts held here and elsewhere is coupled with the now cope drinking streams that get privated as soon as they are over for "reasons". Whatever he passes for his filter just falls right off which is just perfect. The cow milks itself at this point.

Keep drinking, Nick. Really shows the Farms how not mad you are when you spend hours in front of a camera fighting the shakes and drooling all over yourself.

 

[Swole McPole]

A year later my husband is literally a more experienced lawyer with more jury trials under his belt (won and lost) and a higher professional standing and reputation than Nick ever had. As a casual second hand observer I know enough to consider unspecialized strip mall lawyers like Nick as the embarrassing shysters they are. As just a wife I’m more plugged in to how a legal community operates than Nick. His career was doomed even if he hadn't abandoned it, with the way he talks down to his peers and superiors like they’re stupid, it wouldn’t take long at all for people to communicate he’s an overstuffed pompous ass who doesn’t go to trial.

Totally get it. Like you, I'm a law spouse but when I first watched Nick, I had the benefit of being married to someone at the end of a 30 year career in the law. It just seemed inconceivable to me that he had a real practice. Something with actual paying clients. At that stage of their career, they're working too hard to be up streaming while drunk for hours on end. And as you say, the way he talked to people would completely alienate his peers.

Lawyers depend on their colleagues to make the job work. If people like you, they're cooperative and they don't throw up terrible obstacles in your path at every stage. If they loathe you, they'll go out of their way to make your life harder. The law community in Spicer -- both lawyers and court officials -- would have loathed him and thought him a joke. You just can't build a successful law practice that way.

So from the moment I laid eyes on him, I assumed he was a trust fund kid who was larping as a lawyer. He'd finished law school and hung up his brass sign, but no way in hell did I believe paying clients were coming through his doors. Any smart paying client would have taken one look at his videos and run like hell in the opposite direction.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

We are burrowing to the center of the Earth at this point, the plane hit the ground and just kept on going. I'm glad that last night's MATI basically put the hostility openly front and center.

All of the double speak he can't run from due to the receipts held here and elsewhere is coupled with the now cope drinking streams that get privated as soon as they are over for "reasons". Whatever he passes for his filter just falls right off which is just perfect. The cow milks itself at this point.

Keep drinking, Nick. Really shows the Farms how not mad you are when you spend hours in front of a camera fighting the shakes and drooling all over yourself.

The shakes are because Kayla hasn’t let him out of the balldo for a month. Farm animals are sometimes castrated in a similar way, it can’t be comfortable

Adding:

In this case, it would genuinely be less weird of Nick, and reflect better on him, if his association with internet prostitutes was practical in nature. If it’s just a feather in his cap, god damn, Nick. She’s a hooker, you have no way to confirm whether she thinks your big red nose is actually hot because it reminds her of Santa. But by mutual follows, her association to your account is going to get her to show up in a lot of “recommended” feeds.

 

[TheKillingWords]

You don't get it. Everytime Nick gets into the shower, he has to text someone for hours.

I thought he just made 3am phone calls from the shower...

 

[BathTubShine]

Keep on being a limpdick cuck and I'll keep on enjoying your ascension to Giga Cowness.
And to think that I actually enjoyed this losers content few years ago. Last winter broke the camels back for me with all his bullshit and since then the attacks he made against original fans ("never fans"/"loser incel prudes") sealed the deal.
You are a cow Rackets, keep on coping and seething, more you cry and whine nowadays the more I enjoy reading about it from here.

 

[Provably Wrong]

Whenever we see something that plays directly into our suspicions we have to be aware of bias and Nick’s decent skills at manipulation as well as his obsessive need to be the cleverest guy in the room. One strategy is to decrease signal to noise ratio with red herrings and other garbage that will later allow him to confidently deny “99% of speculation about me is just flat wrong and biased”. You would plant seeds in places where you know people will dig (like his instagram follows, after the discovery of the duo of bulls) or even where they might one day dig but haven’t yet, which would allow you to later deconstruct the way people would interpret them. I believe Nick was too surprised by the initial discovery of his follows of Hedo bulls to handle it smartly by casually mentioning them as part of a handful potential interviewees as suggested earlier. Lord knows no one would bat an eye at such an interview never taking place. So now he needs a different argument for why these follows don’t mean what they appear to at face value. The coke guy being especially ridiculous, he knows what plausible deniability means right?

Not trying to Balldoguard, but we should always mention that there may be Balldo-ops at play. It would still be “I’m acting like a weirdo cuck to pwn the hataz” to people in the thread but it might work for his audience.

It would however be hilarious for his actions to be actually so stupid it makes them look like ops…

 

[DaleMcGuy]

People say Nick is turning into Ralph. After that EJ meltdown, I say he is turning into Duncan.
We just past the anniversary of Nick being yeetus deletus off YT. All those 1 year subs from Locals are now over and he is hemorrhaging money due to his own poor choices in legal fees.
If the same events happened today, he would be without that amazing support that helped him first go around. It would be 100% his own fault.

The nose dive continues.