2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

This entire situation reminds me of when chris tried to pretend he was just trolling and acting like a dudebro honestly.
That was scripted for him too. Probably by the Magical Man.
someone else said a rape kit was done on barb, I dont know if thats true or not but it makes sense
It would make sense but all we know for sure is she was taken to the hospital. In light of the fact Chris was immediately arrested, probably.
 
I rarely if ever want to see a cow get harmed but I honestly want someone to bitch slap a reality check into Chris at this point as it's the only way we're ever going to see him remotely accept reality.
This motherfucker is obviously doped to the gills on antipsychotics and he still thinks he's Jesus.
People who aren't "Chris Chan" can be inspired to change their life for the better after reading the Bible, even if they do not believe it. But the incestuous freak wanted to believe he's Christ after reading it. I think that if someone did attack the freak, he would find some way to spin it to being persecuted, growing even more delusional.
 
He was in jail for two years.

Something happened.
it's kinda unreal that people are actually buying into the narrative where he didn't fuck barb and it was actually the trolls all along. i even saw one sped posting about how bella might have used AI to fake the confession.

some aspects of chris' confession are most certainly bullshit - the bit about making her cum harder than bob ever had or whatever - but there should be no doubt that he fucked barb in some fashion, likely multiple times. he even bought a book on how to fuck elderly people. come on you faggots. you don't need to see a sex tape to put one and two together here and make three
 
Yeah sure, because competent lawyer Heilberg, who got Chris a very favorable(?) outcome, where apparently he's now free and clear to go back to his internet vomit, couldn't have exposed this and gotten Chris off without spending 2 years in jail
Exactly. He's full of shit. They don't keep an innocent person in jail for two years "because they dont know where to put them" thats a crock of shit, its Unconstitutional and its not the jails job to house you.
Plenty of people get released from jail and end up on the streets.
 
This whole situation is a testament to how prison systems fail. Regardless of if he did or didn’t do it, prisons focus should be rehabilitation and treatment, 2 years is a long time to address Chris’s mental state and he somehow came out worse, completely delusional with the confidence of a cult leader. Sure he’s probably medicated now, but deep set delusions need more, and god knows if he has a social circle that are reinforcing those beliefs.
 
This whole situation is a testament to how prison systems fail. Regardless of if he did or didn’t do it, prisons focus should be rehabilitation and treatment, 2 years is a long time to address Chris’s mental state and he somehow came out worse, completely delusional with the confidence of a cult leader. Sure he’s probably medicated now, but deep set delusions need more, and god knows if he has a social circle that are reinforcing those beliefs.
he didn't go to prison, he went to jail. the purpose of jail isn't rehabilitation. the purpose of jail is keeping you locked up until you go on trial. that's literally it.

the only thing that this situation is a testament to is how much of a degenerate chris is
 
This whole situation is a testament to how prison systems fail. Regardless of if he did or didn’t do it, prisons focus should be rehabilitation and treatment, 2 years is a long time to address Chris’s mental state and he somehow came out worse, completely delusional with the confidence of a cult leader. Sure he’s probably medicated now, but deep set delusions need more, and god knows if he has a social circle that are reinforcing those beliefs.
Remember that Chris only served time in jail and two month stint in the loony bin.

Jail - You haven't been convicted of anything, there is no rehabilitation or treatment. But we're assuming you did something wrong so you're treated like shit. By Chris's own account he just drew his stupid drawings, used the bible to add more nonsense in his autistic dreamworld, and listened to music. Chris was probably at most just depressed to be there beyond that he was the same old tard. He was also kept solitary because obviously other correctional inmates would beat the shit out of him or worse.

Psychiatric Ward - Chris's lawyer sent him there because I HAVE NO FUCKING DOUBT that when interrogated Chris just happily rambled on and told the detective how he had hot sex with his senile mommy. If you doubt that then you have to believe Chris wouldn't talk to police and come on that's the most absurd shit ever. Chris was sent there to understand "court terminology" in other words he is so mentally stunted he would have happily confessed to every crime as long as Officer Smilie asked him nicely.

This was never about making Chris better. The State of Virginia determined motherfucking isn't enough to punish a guy beyond a couple years. They just don't want him to be a threat to society.
 
This guy really did know what he was doing, so he's pretty malicious and hides it behind his autistic facade
I don't buy his innocent clumsy retard act.
He's definitely retarded, don't get me wrong, but he's also a nasty, vindictive self obsessed shitbag.
He'll do despicable shit and when called on it he always tries to blame the 'tism.
'Tism doesn't make him an asshole. Thats him.
 
Give this man a fucking ukulele

He’s bullshitting until we get a sit down interview with Barbara who will confidently share all legal and medical paperwork and wholeheartedly swear her sons innocence. Then we tackle the whole “Jesus” mess.
Hey Barb has always been greedy.
I bet if someone offered her a grand or so cash for an interview she'd do it.
Its wether anyone is stupid enough and invested enough to do it.
I don't really see the point tbh.
The mother fucker was bragging about it even before he got exposed, plus all the fucking sex toys he bought (bleeergh) and that book about how to fuck old people, his "soul bonding" bullshit and the drawing of him fucking Barb... he's guilty as shit.
He's only lying because those Praetor faggots have told him because being an incestuous mother fucker is cutting into their bottom line.
 
I mean, can we really trust it ever actually happened fully?

Chris is a known autism that lies and that was egged on by a lying deranged bitch and Barb has dementia and won’t confirm assuming she even remembers it happened.
imo Chris lies when he feels put on the spot, to make himself look better. He doesn't lie when he just gives information out of nowhere (his dirty crapped briefs, him recycling his you-know-what with Fanta, etc).
When he talked to Null and others about it, no one expected him to have found a gf after all his poly marriage delusions. And Chris even had the gall of being smug and coy about it, giving them clues about her identity (older, she worked as an accountant, etc). I think Bella was simply the first one to put two and two together and Chris confirmed it right away.

As others said, Barb was sent to the hospital and very likely got a rape kit. Chris said he used condoms, but even so they most likely found internal bruises compatible with recent sexual "activity". They gave him a restraining order. But between a senile old woman and a tard, it was pretty much impossible to prove it was rape and also who raped who, so they put him in jail on incest charges. Then he was allowed once again to slip throught the system's cracks because as explained here the state of Virginia just lets autists get away with "minor" crimes, but the fact still stands that he spent almost 2 years in jail for a reason.
 
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someone else said a rape kit was done on barb, I dont know if thats true or not but it makes sense

From what I remember it was confirmed that the police had checked in on Barb and taken her somewhere, but to my knowledge a rape kit done on her was speculation.

People familiar with the process of how suspected rape victims with diminished capacities were handled said that it was standard practice. But of course that’s not evidence that she was subject to this.

It wasn’t 100% clear if they took her in as a suspected rape victim or a victim of elder abuse.
 
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I don't buy his innocent clumsy retard act.
He's definitely retarded, don't get me wrong, but he's also a nasty, vindictive self obsessed shitbag.
He'll do despicable shit and when called on it he always tries to blame the 'tism.
'Tism doesn't make him an asshole. Thats him.

I think he is most like a warhammer fantasy version of a goblin. Cowardly, but vicious. Not exactly as dumb like an orc, but more sneaky and possessed of a form of cunning.

I think he picked up a capacity for manipulation from Barb, but doesn’t quite have the understanding to be really good at it.
A sort of rudimentary cargo cult version, as in he has seen some things to do with it, so he can copy it but lacks the ability to adapt on the fly.
 
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I'm about ready for the story of Chris-Chan to end, friends.
It ended when Bob died tbh.
Everything after that, from the Tom Girl shit, to him trooning out, the Idea Guys, right up to the Barbening is like the Disney Star Wars version of Chris Chan.
Its just hollow contrived dog shit with a name only relation to what came before, where you barely recognize the characters you used to know, the story is bullshit forced garbage, that somehow manages to just keep getting worse, and it just leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth and a sense of regret.
 
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