Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Since I'm not gonna play the game, I guess I'm gonna pick my favourite character is reed, mostly because him taking a photo was the only scene that made me smile. Least favourite is a difficult choice, since I'm split between sage with its insufferable nail on chalkboard voice and stella, which made me wish for the sweet relief of death the moment he started to say "OH MY GOD!"
 
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Since I'm not gonna play the game, I guess I'm gonna pick my favourite character is reed, mostly because him taking a photo was the only scene that made me smile. Least favourite is a difficult choice, since I'm split between sage with its insufferable nail on chalkboard voice and stella, which made me wish for the sweet relief of death the moment he started to say "OH MY GOD!"
I found it funny how Reed just flips from this chill guy who seems like he accepts things in life, even something as death he'd probably greet with a smile because he had a good life. But, he suddenly switches to this cynical and misantrophic fucker on a dime.
 
I found it funny how Reed just flips from this chill guy who seems like he accepts things in life, even something as death he'd probably greet with a smile because he had a good life. But, he suddenly switches to this cynical and misantrophic fucker on a dime.
He is self aware of the shitty game he's in, and welcomes the meteor as a it would set him free.
 
It's confirmed Rosa was planned to be transgender since the beginning of development, but Fang and Trish both say that they knew her back in second grade. The fact that they refer to her as "Rosa from second grade" and "paper mache girl" implies that Rosa WAS female in elementary school. Consistency where
Its consistent with troon ideology. If you become transgender you are considering to have always been that gender, you just didn't know it yet.
 
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https://wolfnanaki.tumblr.com/post/731441915891957760, https://archive.ph/8NEjd

WTF is wrong with him
 
Its consistent with troon ideology. If you become transgender you are considering to have always been that gender, you just didn't know it yet.
psycho dogma you mean speaking , is funny how hote hypocrites alwasy say "reble with love"
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> Fetishizing top surgery scars aka body mutilation.

GVH's core audience ladies and gentlemen
we are talking about degenerates after all, everything revolves around whatever disguting fetish they crave
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nsfw furry artist meme with the snoot and dumb naki aka strongest mexican hater is too lazy/stupid to realize the artist in question drew snoot fang (3 stripes)
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One of the things I actually liked about Fang's design was that she's representing the "tall ironing board" body type.
Also, they're literally children... Nanaki doesn't give off as much pedo vibes as other troons, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's some kind of ephebo.
the surprise is if he wasnt a pedo but thats how troons psychos tend to be
also here wishing he could be with the underage? GVH cast while arguin with some creep whose avatar screams zoophilia
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So many things in the script are weird, and austistically bothering me.
  • It's confirmed Rosa was planned to be transgender since the beginning of development, but Fang and Trish both say that they knew her back in second grade. The fact that they refer to her as "Rosa from second grade" and "paper mache girl" implies that Rosa WAS female in elementary school. Consistency where
  • Fang wrote a song called "Gym Teacher Sex Dream" at age 14.... I suppose that's Kate's ghost.
  • Reed and Fang have this banter about what Reed did over the summer, but the game never elaborates what he actually did? How do you make a character so boring.
  • Sage bitches about how "it's hard to dress cute when it's hot as hell", when she's wearing light-colored short-sleeved shirts and shorts. That's probably one of the coolest things you can wear during the summer aside from an actual swimsuit. (Source: Easily overheated white woman)
I'll put more when I find them idk.
I have a feeling you could probably rearrange the dialogue and have different characters say them in different scenes and you're probably not going to know the difference. Like if Sage brought french snacks over to the D&D session in that scene and you replaced her with Naomi, would anyone actually notice?
 
I have a feeling you could probably rearrange the dialogue and have different characters say them in different scenes and you're probably not going to know the difference. Like if Sage brought french snacks over to the D&D session in that scene and you replaced her with Naomi, would anyone actually notice?
Reed and Sage add nothing, so I'd say so.
More findings:
  • Naomi and Naser's speeches were presented as embarrassing, "that's gonna haunt her forever". But those speeches weren't bad? I've given worse presentations, and I don't even think about them unless someone complains about speech class.
  • I'm no musician, but even I know that it's retarded to paint your nails around an expensive piece of equipment. Move the midi controller over to the dresser/you don't need to re-do your nails for picture day, and you can avoid this whole stupid situation.
  • Fang flipping out on Naser for taking down her posters is so stupid. He was complying with school policy. If he didn't take them down, one or both of them could have gotten in pretty big trouble. She then takes this moment to dig at him for being the parents favorite child, which is dickish.
  • Your choices. Should. Fucking. Matter.
 
Trooned out before graduating...
A transgender dino is like a vegan cat, we know who is making the choices...

GVH team couldn't show the balls to write about how the evil Count Meteor was secretly inside the scepter of Cavemanon Lee Walsh.
remember they both control freaks and cowards i can see why sub humans like nanaki hate snoot game, showing a toxic manipulative trish, showing consequences of not growing up, something i hope nanaki has to deal with soon the bank of mom will ran out
Different opinions, consequences ,questioning beliefs etc.
Ironically Anon while a 4chan user could also be a stand in for ppl like nanaki unwilling to grow up
you want to be a child forever? well you do you but who is going to feed you fag? , reality will slap your ass on a way or another
 
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So many things in the script are weird, and austistically bothering me.
  • It's confirmed Rosa was planned to be transgender since the beginning of development, but Fang and Trish both say that they knew her back in second grade. The fact that they refer to her as "Rosa from second grade" and "paper mache girl" implies that Rosa WAS female in elementary school. Consistency where
  • Fang wrote a song called "Gym Teacher Sex Dream" at age 14.... I suppose that's Kate's ghost.
  • Reed and Fang have this banter about what Reed did over the summer, but the game never elaborates what he actually did? How do you make a character so boring.
  • Sage bitches about how "it's hard to dress cute when it's hot as hell", when she's wearing light-colored short-sleeved shirts and shorts. That's probably one of the coolest things you can wear during the summer aside from an actual swimsuit. (Source: Easily overheated white woman)
I'll put more when I find them idk.
First point sounds like they didn't want to "missgender" and give out Raul's deadname, that and maybe he is one of those tragic cases that got trooned out by his parents as a kid.
As for the last point, kid of hard to keep it cool when your outfit has a bunch of eyesore ribbons and shit
 
First point sounds like they didn't want to "missgender" and give out Raul's deadname, that and maybe he is one of those tragic cases that got trooned out by his parents as a kid.
As for the last point, kid of hard to keep it cool when your outfit has a bunch of eyesore ribbons and shit
the parent thing only reinforce the fact that the LGBTAKSDJASO mafia is a cult, just as other death cult did before using the parents to force the kids in
 
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First point sounds like they didn't want to "missgender" and give out Raul's deadname, that and maybe he is one of those tragic cases that got trooned out by his parents as a kid.
As for the last point, kid of hard to keep it cool when your outfit has a bunch of eyesore ribbons and shit
If you talk to Rosa at the beach, she implies that her family wasn't 100% cool and kosher with her transitioning, which also seems to imply that she did it recently.
More things I wanted to complain about because it's not like I have anything better to do:
  • Stella brings up that she has a thing for Naser, which is never addressed. Naomi is joined to him by the hip, and Rosa thirsts over his L&L quite a bit (Sage and Naomi do a tiny bit of that as well). Nasar harem when??
  • Why is there this drawn-out arc of everyone talking about going to college. THERE WILL BE NO COLLEGES FOR YOU PEOPLE TO ATTEND OH MY GOD-
  • Fang has a sequence in which she comes up with this little speech to tell Trish about her feelings and to let her know that she still supports her. Fang never gets to tell Trish this.
  • Fang and Rosa's relationship never evolves besides having Trish as a mutual friend.
  • The blue Swamp Baby member has the most obvious female voice ever.
 
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