2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

[ActualCracker]

So is the Praetor Chris Chan Etsy shop owner telling him to make this video so that they can grift more money from their paypigs?

No, I'm pretty sure to Praetor, any publicity is good publicity. The newfags in the lolcow community are going to buy buy buy Chris's shit like a bunch of dumb niggers and hold that shit like it's stock.

 

[FinnSven]

I worry that fluttershy is THAT kind of crazy, where she wants to get deeper in Chris's head than Meghan only to break his heart and watch the fireworks from the farm

Chris going postal and shooting up a mall as a result when?

I hope that null and kiwifarms in general doesn’t get blamed for that kill count.

 

[Slap47]

He never ever ever ever ever EVER fucked Barbara! He was innocent!


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A Witcher medallion that shakes when around crazy women.

 

[Bowiotronic]

hahah, textbook rapist move, bang the bab, then deny the deed, only the true and honest fans will know about the plane melding catalyst.

Also, chris just behaves like a whitened down Doja Cat, motherfucker just rewards himself with saying stuff that he likes while chastising the stuff that he does not like.

 

[Indifferent]

He sounds like Mason Verger from Hannibal TV Series.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Everyone keeps asking about the medallions like this is their first day in Christory class. I made a post not too long ago explaining the medallion.

This medallion is known to the CWCki as the Mark IV, and we are viewing its reverse side. The obverse is more recognizable as a grimy Sonichu. It is the medallion Chris was wearing when he was arrested, and he has had it for several years. It languished in a storage locker at the jail during Chris's stay there, but has now been returned to him.

Medallions are made from Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic and painted with acrylic paint. Due to the porous nature of the materials used, they accumulate grime, and I think Chris tried to mitigate this by coating the Mark IV in sealant, perhaps improperly mixed. Chris wears the medallions in the shower, so much of the grime comes from soap scum, Chris's shed skin cells, and sweat.

The cyclopic object in the center of this side of the medallion is a magic stone. Adding such a stone to a medallion makes it a Megastone medallion. Chris became interested in crystal magic around 2018 and it fits in with his New Age beliefs. You can see he's wearing other such stones, but it's easy to miss them because the Mark IV just steals the show.

To the left of the stone, you can see the remains of a Sonichu sticker. You kind of have to know what Sonichu is shaped like to see it. To the right of the stone, there is another sticker, I think some sort of special pokeball. This is thoroughly covered in globs of sealant, with the aforementioned grime filling in the nooks and crannies.

Chris has recently been spotted with a Mark V medallion which is not so worn out and looks like the ones Praetor was selling.

 

[arc minsk]

Chris going postal and shooting up a mall as a result when?

I hope that null and kiwifarms in general doesn’t get blamed for that kill count.

combat chrischan. he'd do something gay and dress up like solid snake. the gayest mass shooter in history.

 

[Freya]

chris has a lot more wrong with him than just the autism. always thought it was weird people dont focus on that as much

 

[Outland Cow]

chris has a lot more wrong with him than just the autism. always thought it was weird people dont focus on that as much

It's just easier for people without a full understanding of human psychology to just immediately glom on to the autism part. Autism wasn't nearly as well understood back when CWC first started getting eyes on him and despite the wealth of scientific knowledge we have on it now, most people still assume it's the main thing that turns people into drooling retards. Autism makes you weird because your neural pathways are set up differently than a neurotypical person, but it doesn't turn you into this. It's really unfortunate since I'd love to know what comorbidities Chris actually has, it'd be really interesting to find out what flavor of schizophrenic he actually is. You don't (allegedly) get put on nosebleeding antipsychotics just because your brain works a little bit differently, he absolutely has something that probably woke up (or even intensified) while he was in jail.

 

[Eydallur]

The charges were dismissed, so on paper there was never any guilty verdict and conviction. But that dismissal only came about as the result of a deferred disposition which was based on the court acknowledging that a criminal act had taken place but being presented with compelling evidence that Chris' autism was a significant factor in the act.
He did it. He knows he did it. We know he did it. But Heilberg played the tard card and now everyone has to forget about it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Yeah, I wouldn’t puzzle too much about it.

It’s not unheard of that otherwise respectable middle aged upper middle class women get caught fucking their pet dogs.

People are fucked up in general.
Maybe this woman has some kind of need to be associated with Chris’s notoriety because she wants to be with a guy who fucked his mum?

It’s an oddly specific kink, but again, people are weird.

Chris is internet famous enough that he can accomplish his love quest without wincest or rape. Especially considering how some younger millennials and gen z have a romanticized view of the old internet and anything associated with it. There’s a point where someone reaches a certain amount of notoriety that they can get bpd bitches with attention and daddy issues, even when severely autistic.

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

It's just easier for people without a full understanding of human psychology to just immediately glom on to the autism part. Autism wasn't nearly as well understood back when CWC first started getting eyes on him and despite the wealth of scientific knowledge we have on it now, most people still assume it's the main thing that turns people into drooling retards. Autism makes you weird because your neural pathways are set up differently than a neurotypical person, but it doesn't turn you into this. It's really unfortunate since I'd love to know what comorbidities Chris actually has, it'd be really interesting to find out what flavor of schizophrenic he actually is. You don't (allegedly) get put on nosebleeding antipsychotics just because your brain works a little bit differently, he absolutely has something that probably woke up (or even intensified) while he was in jail.

Isn't easier to go on the easy route and say that while he definitively has problems, Chris is aware of what is right and wrong, and the main reason we are here is simply him being a dick on top of those problems?

 

[Outland Cow]

Isn't easier to go on the easy route and say that while he definitively has problems, Chris is aware of what is right and wrong, and the main reason we are here is simply him being a dick on top of those problems?

This is a bit of a non-sequitur since that's not really the discussion being had here, but yes, Chris does have a sense of right-and-wrong and has proven so in the past. He just ignores it when he thinks he's entitled to something, which is not an autistic trait but a sociopathic one. And for anyone wondering, you most definitely can be autistic and sociopathic. Autism is not mutually exclusive from any illnesses or disorders, and my point here is autism is not the primary reason he behaves the way he does, but a modulator. In the least autistic way of describing this as I possibly can, think of autism like a prism of light refracting his own little psycho-beam into a rainbow of retardation. The keyword being "refracting"; it's changing it and making it unique, but it's not magnifying it. He would've done sociopathic things without the autism.

 

[joker jimmy]

this feels ween-coached. 'heh heh, mention meghan.'

 

[Freya]

The charges were dismissed, so on paper there was never any guilty verdict and conviction. But that dismissal only came about as the result of a deferred disposition which was based on the court acknowledging that a criminal act had taken place but being presented with compelling evidence that Chris' autism was a significant factor in the act.
He did it. He knows he did it. We know he did it. But Heilberg played the tard card and now everyone has to forget about it.

old ass judges that literally just think autism turns you into a mush brain tard.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I’m calling it now.

Chris and Derpy Cabbage are recreating their version of Rosemary’s Baby, with her as the (Un)willing vessel

“GODBEAR IS DEAD! SONICHU LIVES! THE YEAR IS ONE!”

I'm going with a scenario from Stephen King's The Stand. Chris is the future father of the Antichrist. Cabbage is his prophesied virgin wife and the future mother of his child. She gets pregnant but eventually she sees the light and in a final act of defiance... she aborts the Antichrist in the first trimester and gets help (changed from the book's fate where that character jumps out of a window).

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

So is the Praetor Chris Chan Etsy shop owner telling him to make this video so that they can grift more money from their paypigs?

Definitely. Caden has been pushing and hinting towards it and even added a bunch of 200USD shit to etsy also;

Chris is his Cashcow, this is an advertisement targeted at the drooling retards who jerk off to my little pony. Also I think it's worth mentioning that Bella was part of Praetor and was fighting with/talking shit about them. Even stealing Chris away from Caden for a short while, so besides it being the narrative of the retarded masses that she's responsible for Chris' arrest he also has a personal grudge to include Chris shit talking and blaming her in his advertisement script.

 

[Fireskull]

You know.. I’m start to feel bad for Megan because of Chris Chan back on 2007 Trolling incident back then I have noticed that Megan started to arm herself with a gun as well there a sign of hope after all

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Eatin' ain't cheatin' so technically he's right.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

jesus christ my brain is coming undone. this is exactly the shit that makes Current Year so toxic to live in. nothing is true, everything is just some shit you heard on the internet. if some info comes out that violates your desired narrative, just lie and say it's disinfo from the haters. who can honestly say they know better? politicians do it, corporations do it, media orgs do it, government agencies, celebrities, internet personalities, even down to just regular assholes arguing on the internet. this is the underpinning philosophy behind troonism and any Current Year political spergery. this is the fundamental reason kiwifarms is uniquely persecuted among all other internet communities, because the lolcow thread OPs are a goldmine of receipts that undermine people's ability to do this shit. I'm tired of it, I hate constantly arguing over what is or isn't real, I hate being unable to know anything for sure and then further being trolled by disingenuous faggots constantly sowing seeds of doubt, cultivating their ability to play mind games and control other people's perception. fly me to the fuckin moon bro, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

This is besides the point but I simply need to know why the Sonichu medallion looks so fucking bad now. It looks like it came from the Vietnam War. Wtf did he do to it?

it's a real life Picture of Dorian Gray, every vile act he's done and the consequences inflicted on him are simply absorbed by the medallion, distorting it hideously while he remains Blessed and Pure. the Barbussy saga really did a number on it, but the Sonichu Effigy is still hanging in there. Ultimate Miracle... Chaos Control.