Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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Wait... nazi furry? Is this the meeting of the diapers that we've all been waiting for!? :striker:
 
It's actually been kinda difficult to confirm, @Super Collie found two different entries for him in both New Jersey and Virginia. @spaghetti how do you know thats indeed his trailer?

It would be hard to find a trailer randomly that looked exactly like his ex's description of it. That shit looks like it's out in a place that was used as a set for the original Evil Dead.
 
I wonder if he's being extra crazy on Twitter because returning to the old homestead and his VA trailer mutant parents has required him to speak normally and remove the makeup and yarn wig.
I don't think he can speak normally anymore. I think that that's just become his normal voice. According to pretty much everyone who's spoken to him, he always uses the voice.
 
It's actually been kinda difficult to confirm, @Super Collie found two different entries for him in both New Jersey and Virginia. @spaghetti how do you know thats indeed his trailer?

Mineral has a population of less than 500 people. It's not that hard to find an address for a David Kelly in Mineral who has also lived in Spokane and Pleasant Hill.
 
By the way, Shmorks is currently practicing the ancient lolcow art of asspat-fishing on Twitter.

https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768522841692045312?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768523405758824448?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768534101905158144?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768534486426411008?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768536193348710400?p=p

From what I can gather he's now claiming to have been raped by his roommate or some shit. Who would want to rape a balding diaperfur?

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Sorry for not screencapping the tweets, but I'm on phone.
Lmao atleast he draws himself as fat.

Where is he living now? I thought he was living back in Virginia in his parent's trailer. But he has a roommate? Who is this guy?
Uh dude it's a story that happened in 2000 I'd assume the room mate after his rapist room mate he's talking about was in 2001-2002.
 
I'm a little disappointed in the actual location of Shmorkhaus. I thought it would be way more isolated than it is and miles away from the nearest paved road, based on what I read at SS. But, it's on a paved road, near other homes, and very close to a state highway.

But, never trust the testimony of an autist edgelord who needs meds to stop from going crazy and has an axe to grind, I guess.
 
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I'm not going to dox him you fucking edgelord. I have a hard time believing that you used your INTERNET DETECTIVE skills so hard that you found his address based on my picture, but if you want to be the one to post it I'm not going to stop you.

I'm not going to post his address just because he's an insane babyfur troony fuck. He's living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in his parents trailer off of a little bit of patreon money. I feel bad. If weens like you want to be super duper funny and send him dildos or whatever in the mail you can find his address on your own.




I bought some of his art. He sent me comics in the mail. Return address.


don't worry we got his address stop acting like a badass because you gave him money for his shit art
 
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