2023-Oct-17 - Chris denies that he had sex with Barb.

Sugriva said:
That's way too clever for Chris to have come up with.
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i just took it as him not being able to pronounce the name, as is common with chris.

FinnSven said:
A combination of two and three I think.

Autistic woman with her own logic on why Chris is a good boyfriend for her.
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yeah, im thinking a weird autistic woman like the sutress. i dont think she is some master mind praetor, though there may be some gayops going on in the background to get her together with chris, like how bella worked to get chris and the sutress together. at worst she is just some retard ween trying to make her mark on christory.
 
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Lindy64 said:
Whoever wrote this into the law is a fucking idiot. Like, I get accounting for disabilities and all that, but people who commit crimes should get equal punishment regardless of whether or not they're autistic
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Rob Bell pushed to have this law, after he represented Chris and Barb for the Snyder hit and run. I bet dollars to donuts Chris inspired it.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
i just took it as him not being able to pronounce the name, as is common with chris.


yeah, im thinking a weird autistic woman like the sutress. i dont think she is some master mind praetor, though there may be some gayops going on in the background to get her together with chris, like how bella worked to get chris and the sutress together. at worst she is just some retard ween trying to make her mark on christory.
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these people always have a discord. are people on KF just not gay enough to infiltrate them?
 
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Gunter Hatherer said:
"Shipping" Chris and Barb: If the dimensional merge can bring fantasy into the realm of reality, can it not banish reality into the realm of fantasy?

OTOH, maybe he hallucinated / confabulated the incident in the first place?
It's impossible to know for sure.
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Ahahaha, Why not both? You can always just accept the metaphorical locked room loop of incest and be done with it! If the merge is real, then Chris' dreams of having sex with his mom and the dreams of the people of him having sex with his mom existing means he did it, riiiiiight?

Seriously though this is fucked up.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
He committed all 7 Deadly Sins and did not repent, his Damnation is assured.
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Oh he's committed a lot more than that.
1. "Thou shalt have no god before me" - The whole Sonichu jesus thing stars us off great
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image" See above
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" Countless times
4. "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy" Chris doesn't go to church, and pretends video games are as good as religion.
5. "Honor your father and your mother" Not just the mother fucking, but how he disrespected while he was alive and after he was dead.
6. "You shall not commit adultery." Iffy, but the mother fucking has gotta count. Also, marrying your brother's widow is a huge no-no in the Laws, so this has to count.
7. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" Countless examples
8. "You shall not covet your neighbor's goods" Chris is covetness incarnate at this point.
9. "Thou shalt not steal." He did lie about needing money for food when he wanted it for vidya games. there's been other grifts too that he pulled like sorbet.
So that leaves just "Thou shalt not kill." and I won't even get into the Leviticus laws that he broke.
 
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ZazietheBeast said:
It has been said Chris is the barometer of the west. Considering how insane things have gotten, it is true. Because Chris got away with everything and became successful to boot. Only in clownworld is where Chris starts failing upward.

Can't wait when he somehow becomes a government official.
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He wouldn't even be the least qualified Senator, but you know he'd run Democrat after his Hilary stuff in 2012
 
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Yamcha's Only Fan said:
Oh he's committed a lot more than that.
1. "Thou shalt have no god before me" - The whole Sonichu jesus thing stars us off great
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image" See above
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" Countless times
4. "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy" Chris doesn't go to church, and pretends video games are as good as religion.
5. "Honor your father and your mother" Not just the mother fucking, but how he disrespected while he was alive and after he was dead.
6. "You shall not commit adultery." Iffy, but the mother fucking has gotta count. Also, marrying your brother's widow is a huge no-no in the Laws, so this has to count.
7. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor" Countless examples
8. "You shall not covet your neighbor's goods" Chris is covetness incarnate at this point.
9. "Thou shalt not steal." He did lie about needing money for food when he wanted it for vidya games. there's been other grifts too that he pulled like sorbet.
So that leaves just "Thou shalt not kill." and I won't even get into the Leviticus laws that he broke.
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He did attempt to murder Snyder so that technically counts.

I think Chris broke every law in Leviticus, excluding the ones that were repealed in the Book of Acts and Letters from Saint Paul.
 
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