Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick's critique:
"Muh Boring background"

His art has boring backgrounds. So obviously I have to go vandalize his warehouse and take a shit on his grandfather's grave.

Balldo Logic.

 

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While watching Nicks "art advice" clip above, I did my best, to edit the comic page in question, as he was talking, to fix his issues with it - colors, shadows, "empty corners", "missing details",...View attachment 5424903
Feel free to judge if it's better now. If Nick is lurking, you can't say kiwis never do anything nice for you, this was a true and honest effort, be it on a self-inflicted strict time limit.

No, this is horrifying and Nick is a Lawyer....and a cuck. He should stick to his wheelhouse.

You know I just thought of something:

What if Null went on Eric July's show? Not necessarily even to talk about the Nick and Dick drama. Like if they just had a nice talk about literally anything. Just like he did with Sean.

How funny would that be?

That'd cause black rapper a ton of grief. Especially with Dax waiting in the wings to use it against him. They call the farm Karens. can you imagine what they'd do if they could tie ISOM to the Farms? They'd use that shit for deplatforming.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"I didn't read the comic and I don't know a lot about art and I if I tried to draw this picture I would do a bad job but I don't like the background!"

The fucking dragon is the background. It's a pretty good dragon too. It's just a fucking comic panel you balldoed buffoon.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Topkek, is he really claiming Modafinil isn't addictive?! Shit is legal Speed, not as much as Adderall or Vyvanse is but definitly in the same ballpark. The buzz is virtually the same. Just checked the ultimate authority,

Nah, modafinil isn't at the same level as adderall or vyvanse (or my favorite back in the day: focalin) in terms of a buzz. Hell, we used to source modafinil back in the day from Indian pharmacies over the clearnet, so I don't even think it's regulated to the same degree. Modafinil definitely keeps you up, it provides a slight buzz, and allows for increased concentration. But in terms of pure euphoria, it's nothing like the roaring amphetamine rush of adderall/vyvanse. Instead of looking at faggy Wikipedia, you should check the chad Erowid trip experiences site to confirm what a drug is like. Most of the reports conform with my personal experiences.

Months from now he might be looking to raid his kid's college funds (assuming he's even established such things) to give to Randazza because GOD FUCKING FORBID the nose ever lose a gay Internet argument. He can't be wrong. Ever.

Well who needs to go to college anyways? They can just stream like Nick! And Nick has said that being an OnlyFans whore is totally normalized among the youth these days, so they can always just fall back into that profession with their pop's blessing. Drex can even be their first subscriber.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Here are clips from Lady Rackets/Kayla Rekieta stories with Nick

Crazy how long Nick has been able to keep up this "pretense" of being gay. He's still doing a really convincing job at it even to this day.

 

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"I didn't read the comic and I don't know a lot about art and I if I tried to draw this picture I would do a bad job but I don't like the background!"

The fucking dragon is the background. It's a pretty good dragon too. It's just a fucking comic panel you balldoed buffoon.

I mean, it's not great? It's stiff, the details aren't there, and it's a wasted page (a one page image should probably do more). But it's not bad, I'd probably give it a six or seven, which isn't worth the insane drama this thing has gotten.

EDIT: Sorry, is this a splash page or a panel?

 

[Pizdec]

After hearing what Nick had said about Null, I actually had a moment of dispondancy. I am shocked and disgusted at what level Rackets has stepped to, and probably won't be anymore shocked to hear him come out as gay, that his wife has left him, and that he'll be jumping from AirBnB whilst his wife takes the house.

Nick, I hope you live a thousand years. And that you spend every one of those with your limbs rotting from alcohol induced diabetes, your eyes are shot from retinopathy, and every waking moment is another day at the shit factory. I don't care if Montagraph wins, it doesnt matter, because the damage you'll do to yourself will be worse then any financial repercussion you may or may not recieve.

I hope those 86 cent drops were worth it.

 

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Maybe if, instead of getting peripheral details slightly wrong, he started lying and misrepresenting stuff, you faggots would like him more?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I mean, it's not great? It's stiff, the details aren't there, and it's a wasted page (a one page image should probably do more). But it's not bad, I'd probably give it a six or seven, which isn't worth the insane drama this thing has gotten.

EDIT: Sorry, is this a splash page or a panel?

I'm not sure, there's just not a ton to pick apart. Like you can go and look at shit Dobson used to draw or something and make fun of that or look at weird proportions Rob Liefeld used to draw but this is just a picture.

 

[The Feline Solution]

But in terms of pure euphoria, it's nothing like the roaring amphetamine rush of adderall/vyvanse. Instead of looking at faggy Wikipedia, you should check the chad Erowid trip experiences site to confirm what a drug is like. Most of the reports conform with my personal experiences.

That's why i explicitly stated "not like Adderall or Vyvanse, but in the same ballpark". The Wikipedia being a supreme authority bit was also clearly a joke, see the smiley in parenthesis. I am an active stimulant user/abuser and i tried Modafinil in the past, it got doled out to "problematic" teens in my country like candy.

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

I personally have never texted someone while taking a piss, nor really see the reason to. Takes all but 20 seconds to take a leak. But I pee standing up as God intended while Nick sits down like gay soy boys do

nick sits down
to go pee.
phone in hand
so he can ree.
texting friends
how theyre wrong.
while his hand
is touchin his dong.
nick sits down
to go pee.
"why are things
so hard for me?
josh wont
fucking
answer when called.
and kf keeps
saying im bald.
talking about drex like he is
around for the misses.
when in fact
i keep him for kisses.
why cant people
just leave me be?"
nick sits down
to go pee.

 

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I'm not sure, there's just not a ton to pick apart. Like you can go and look at shit Dobson used to draw or something and make fun of that or look at weird proportions Rob Liefeld used to draw but this is just a picture.

Dobson is shit. Liefeld, at least back in the 80s, was using a style. The issue if it's a page is it's sequential artwork, so yeah, that's a whole page without a ton of detail. or action. But if it's a panel? that's fine.

Not much else. I like the color palette, the character designs are creative. If anything, I'd ask if this was an inker issue or if the artist inked himself on the background? Maybe it was the script, assuming there even was one?

Why are Dick and Vitto so interested in this? I can point daddy diddler and his fat sidepedo to some truely awful art if that's what they want.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm not sure, there's just not a ton to pick apart. Like you can go and look at shit Dobson used to draw or something and make fun of that or look at weird proportions Rob Liefeld used to draw but this is just a picture.

liefels art can look weird, but what do you expect when the man draws while driving?

https://youtube.com/shorts/yPhlWKi9uKQ?si=DphKmXorceUoAH8K

Jokes aside it’s pretty clear Nick knows very little about art, especially comic art. And I’m someone who absolutely hates the art in Isom. Just not for any of the reasons Nick points out

 

[The Feline Solution]

Liefeld, at least back in the 80s, was using a style.

Major OT but i die on the hill that Liefeld gets much more hate than he ever deserved.

 

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"I didn't read the comic and I don't know a lot about art and I if I tried to draw this picture I would do a bad job but I don't like the background!"

The fucking dragon is the background. It's a pretty good dragon too. It's just a fucking comic panel you balldoed buffoon.

The whole bit sounded like he was parroting someone to me. Dick or one of his goons? EVS maybe? Who's been in Nick's ear for quite awhile apparently. Either way, it seemed like obvious cheap provocation.

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On a different note, Nick is making his comedic debut in just 3 days!

 

[Swole McPole]

Null: "Does Drexel fuck you or Mrs Rekeita?"
Nick: "It's either A or B? I'm generally so drunk I don't remember."
Null: "Huh? You don't know?"
Nick: "Pwnd!"

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

I can point daddy diddler and his fat sidepedo to some truely awful art if that's what they want.

they dont want that because thats not what this is about. same with nick. they desperately want people to believe its just about criticism. its not cool or badass to be doing all this because of hurt feelings. except dick has already been caught on stream criticizing it without reading it and trying to apologize to eric but being ignored. nick is trying to criticize it only after his multiple streams worth of meltdowns.

i think thats also a big reason why they all hate this site so much. it has the clips. no matter how many lies they try to spread anyone who stumbles upon the site can see the archives of what actually happened. the only part that theyve been successful on is repeating that its bad enough times that anyone who discusses whats happening feels they have to add the disclaimer "its bad" or "even if its bad".

 

[Geared Chris]

Stream Lowlights Oct. 17: A Lesson in 12(b)6 From Court of Appeals: Russell Greer Wins Appeal vs. Kiwi Farms - What's Next? Rumble here.​

Grade A-: Sorry, it was a very good stream. Classic Rekieta from when he was redeemable. Nerdy law coverage. Some edgy takes. No overt contempt or hypocrisy. Good energy and humor, even when drunk.

Spoiler: Reflections & Justification of the Grade

- I slept on this grade and then had a big day but I'm sticking to it.

- He drank about as much as on Monday's show. The difference is whether he arrives to the show already sauced.

- Typical Nick. He was correcting for Monday's stream without acknowledging his toddler tantrum the previous night.

- Before @Potatoherder's post, I knew it was a low Superchat/Rumblerant night (despite similar view numbers to Monday - about 8000).

And there's the rub...

- Nick leans into quick money like the addictive personality he has. Screaming at the sky gleans him far more cash than the quality analysis he is sometimes capable of doing. It's a tale as old as Alex Jones.

- The Josh situation has clearly hurt him in a real way. But, of course, it is Josh who is meant to reach out to him which is passive-aggressive bitchy bullshit. Then NICK texts him after pissing - lmao.

- Nick's clearly on Kiwi's side, legally speaking. I disagree with much of this thread today. Josh needs all the "friends" he can get. Be strategic, Josh. You can do this dance without sacrificing your principles.

- If you break it down, Nick actually gave a full-throated defense of Kiwi to his hive-mind audience who detest us.

"Josh, lemme say this. You are a lovable retard.... I actually value our friendship and relationship... If you ever want to legitimately bury the hatchet [shrugs and smiles]."

"It doesn't matter if they like you or don't like you, and before you farmers get your, uh, panties that you would normally sniff but you're wearing now to refresh them into your fucking mouth, about that... that's not to say that the criticisms or the comments are always invalid or don't matter... It's literally to say that it doesn't matter because there's nothing you can do about that."

"Kiwi Farms is just people gossiping about celebrities."

'[Russell Greer's] lawsuit is frivolous and... exceedingly dangerous" to free speech.

"I spent extra money not to be doxxed."

- Nick Rekieta

Notable - ish
- The Quartinering was in chat. (Highly unusual.)

- Mar-a-Lago Rumble event is on Nov. 1. (This might be why The Quartering showed up; they can be wandering YT/Rumble bros there.) Nick wants to "get phone numbers and make connections" there.

- It's his critics' fault for making him engage in the drama because we criticized him. (I think someone already captured the actual quote. It's amazingly infantile psychology.)

Spoiler: Content Details - Lots of Stuff

- Nick gave a meandering lecture about this thread's Karening issues with July's grandfather's grave.

- Nick addressed the trust fund issue. A Rekieta family lawyer supposedly published something inaccurate about his grandfather's estate during the big hospital donation??? I'll dive into it later but he's obviously butthurt by our accusations of him being a trust fund kid.

- Believes July's issues pivot on being prideful. Nick, MIRROR.

- Taylor Swift: Nick's fangirling for Taylor is either pathetic or adorable depending on one's Swiftie-ness. He talked for 5+ minutes about how her net worth is more than 1/2 of the Fortune 500. (Also, Nick, watch Exile and ponder how 'we've seen this film before'.)

- Gave a good backstory on Russell Greer starting at YT 00:25:32. For anyone unaware, it was some of Nick's best nerd-shows early on.

- Long technical chat about the pirated PDF of Greer's book uploaded on Kiwi, DMCA, etc. Nick gave a quality explanation of the issues with DMCA, fair use, and the legal issues.

- Said he's unclear how KiwiFarms can even be a defendant bc "it's not an entity" and Nick believes at one time it was owned by "Lolcow LLC". (I did not know that and LOLed.)

ISOM

- "We're gonna do criticism of art right now... people are not bi-chromatic... mauve, mauve with white and black... this is quintessentially bad art... it's boring and bland and sad... Joe Ball and EVS do far better art."

- Laughed at people freaking out about July's biz location doxing. Referenced SniperWolf)/Jack doxxing himself (or his girlfriend???) - the story was unclear - and people pearl grasping about their info being leaked.

Spoiler: Chat & Admin

- 8 min late, about 9,000 collective viewers at peak.

- Will be on Camelot's show Wed.

- Will be doing a casual meet-up after Chrissie's show on Sat.

- @elb is correct - something was happening in Locals. He called it out 3x. Called the person a faggot (after calling Still-Life gay).

CGoody has been pretty combative lately.

Just putting this here to note that the Israel/Palestine situation is all over Nick's chat. Nick's mostly ignored.

Edit: Dumb clean up.

 

[Captain Manning]

That'd cause black rapper a ton of grief. Especially with Dax waiting in the wings to use it against him. They call the farm Karens. can you imagine what they'd do if they could tie ISOM to the Farms? They'd use that shit for deplatforming.

Well, July already has an account here (though he hasn't logged in in forever), so Dick could already be a faggot and try to do that if he wanted.

I'm not saying Null should do it. I'm just musing that with the headspace Nick is in right now, if Null went on July's show for even 5 minutes to discuss the WEATHER, Nick would probably have another meltdown just from that. The way both Nick and Dick are thirsting for Null's attention, and for him to come on their shows, is absolutely ridiculous.

 

[56 others]

Current Rekieta is still far from current Ralph.

Nick went from hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Rittenhouse trial, to making less than a hundred his last stream.l, mainly because he is a boring coomer drunk now. Ralph was a angry self-destructive drunk, and still made more of of Fuentes' paypiggies.

Nick has dipped to Ralph levels faster than Ralph did, and it's sad because I think youre right, Nick could pull up from this and go back to his normal life, but his hedonism eats away at that every day. He already squandered all the fame and money he had from the Rittenhouse trial, something he lucked into and will never have again, and there is nothing left to stop him from drinking away his kids.

I liked Nick, I really did, but we've all seen this story play out repeatedly with people Josh interacted with. Jersh and Metokur both have the curse of everyone they ever collaborate with degenerating into shit.