Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
LOL, I just realized Rekieta offered to do a Kickstarter for Josh's legal expenses. We should trust him. 8)
@Lidl Drip is 100% correct.

Null's problem is the opposite of Nick's.

Null has no trouble finding people here willing to give him money to keep this shitbox running. If he asked for donations, he'd get them. If he runs a mech campaign (as he is now), people will buy the things. This is so because people see value in this site existing. People give you money if they think there is value in the product or service you provide. Imagine that.

The problem is that getting him that money is sometimes a pain in the ass. He's a victim of the financial sector doing their SJW bullshit. That's why cypto has been such a Godsend.

Rekieta is the opposite. Fewer and fewer people want to give him money despite him having the ability to collect it. Because his content is increasingly atrocious.

Nick not only wouldn't be able to raise much money for Null, but has absolutely no means to fix the bottlenecks that are the biggest problem for Null. None.
 
Nick Rekieta, alias Balldoman, sits down to pee.
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When Nick brings up he’s from the “mean streets of Houston”
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Nick? No pride? This man has spent the last year twisting himself into knots, torching his own life, and coping into a whiskey glass because he can't humble himself, ever, no matter the reason.

Excerpt from his mini locals manifesto from awhile back:
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Nick now fancies himself an art critic
HOLY SHIT that's the worst art critique I've ever fucking heard.

Nick's critique:
"Muh Boring background"
  • It's adequate.
  • It's also got a decent use of negative space
A REAL critique:
  1. Move her to the left slightly to balance out the image - get that golden ratio composition.
Nick's critique:
"People aren't bichromatic"
  • It's definitely not bichromatic (In art, the word is dichromatic)
  • The dragon alone has blues, greyes, browns, white and black.
  • They are at night you utter retard. Darkness depresses color values
  • Know what else happens to color value as you get further back Nick? Things get greyer.
A real critique
  1. The side parts of the tower should be made a bit darker as they curve away from the camp fire to add a sense of dynamism.
  2. Also, don't be afraid to apply a circular gradient on the background to focus the eyes.
Nick's critique:
"Add stuff to the gremlin/dragon thing. it's boring"
  • Doesn't know their context in the story. Nick is making a classic mistake of amateur online art critics for not considering the needs of the story in relationship with design. Would it look cooler with tattered wings? Yes. Should it have tattered wings? Probably not.
Real critique:
...Wouldn't make this critique unless the dragon were still being designed. The author's intent matters most.

Nick's Critique:
"Da light is wrong (Spergs out about shadows but fails to register the correct light source)"
  • No, it's not.
  • The campfire places a spotlight on the characters.

Real critique.
  1. Don't be afraid to make parts of this scene darker. Make those shadows (Which are in the correct place) bigger. It may not be technically correct, but it will make the composition pop.
All this to say, it's just an okay page. Slightly underbaked, It's not spectacular, it's not "OBJECTIVELY BAD ART" either. Overall the biggest problem with the art is that it's not dark enough in certain spots and a quick change to that would make it pop more. Nick has now lowered himself into somehow becoming a lesser Linkara. Nick's not an art critic. Nick doesn't know the first thing about art.

Critiques are geared with the intent to fix. A bad critic (unless the art is abhorrent) will call for major changes across the piece. When in reality it's usually something a few adjustments could fix.

Nick says "now you see why people have an issue with the art" but, and this is important, even if the art were bad... In what way does this justify:
  1. Incorrect and defamatory statements about defrauding a charity?
  2. successfully coordinating contacting a group with intent to start a frivolous lawsuit?
    • We know it was coordinated because there are multiple ISOM religious and educational organizations but they all settled on spamming that one specifically.
  3. Doing all of this while admitting you just want to ruin his business?
  4. Encouraging an ever-increasing stalking campaign that's ended with ancestor's graves being desecrated
It doesn't at all justify any of this. It's an utterly retarded hill to die on. Nick is a colossal manipulative faggot. Dax is a colossal faggot. And if you want to see what a real story critique looks like, check this out.
 
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This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.
Is Josh picking up on the SOCIAL CUES? Nick just wants to help, stop being such a bitch Josh. Just put on the Balldo and come back home.
 
Excerpt from his mini locals manifesto from awhile back:
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That would all good and fine if it weren't for the facts that:

1. It's complete bullshit, and he does all those things regularly. Especially tribalism and grifting. He's tribalistic with Masterson and joining his anti-July grift.

2. He's got people to think about other than himself.

Months from now he might be looking to raid his kid's college funds (assuming he's even established such things) to give to Randazza because GOD FUCKING FORBID the nose ever lose a gay Internet argument. He can't be wrong. Ever.

Being a stubborn bastard is fine to a point. Null is oftentimes like that. In his case, it's a positive because it's what keeps the site going. But Null doesn't have a wife and five small mouths to feed. We are his retarded children (metaphorically speaking), and that stubbornness keeps this house over our heads.

It's definitely not bichromatic (In art, the word is dichromatic)
You'll have to forgive Nick. He's got probably "bi" on his mind a lot.

(Seriously, I don't think Nick is gay, but I am starting to think he might legitimately be bisexual).
 
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So I just had to for the first time read through the entirety of Null's "nonexistent" thread to see what the big fucking deal is. I've only heard about it through other people's words, and Null himself. I'm thoroughly unimpressed by this attack. Here's what I've gathered and you can feel free to correct me if I'm missing something that makes Nick not a complete retard.

1) Null was cringe as a teenager. Wow, what a surprise. So was I. So is everyone. Your brain isn't fully developed until your mid twenties and hormones make all teenagers retarded.

2) Null thought with his dick and got involved with a chick who turned out to be a bad idea. Wow, what a surprise. So have I. I've even done that in my mid twenties to a much worse outcome.

3) Null was an asshole as a teenager. Wow really? I'm so surprised given that he still is an asshole. We all are. That's kind of the fun of internet forums. Whoever on this thread isn't an asshole can don the first Balldo.

4) He put in backdoors in his mods so he could admin himself! So shocking. Definitely not something I did myself in my WC3 maps and other shit just for fun.

5) Here's the big one. The big bad accusation. Null had the audacity, the temerity, the absolute gall to masturbate to teenagers...while being a teenager himself. I'll be honest this is the only one I can't defend. When I was 17 I was exclusively jerking off to 45 year old women, not those gross girls around my same age. Shame on you Josh.

Am I missing something that makes this entire line of attack any less retarded? I'll admit I started skim-reading about halfway through all of the petty and boring bullshit in the OP.
I assumed they're hoping that Null is as sensitive and emotionally retarded as they are that he'll respond to anything and everything. It may be distant adolescence, but for many they're formative memories, and so they're searching for sacred cows they can line up for the kill. "Soft eyes" (Sounds like an 80's love track) clearly didn't achieve the desired outcome.

Even Nick's ability to pick other people's scabs seems to be diminishing. He used up all his mana scaring off his old audience with resentful drunkstreams and petty DMs.
I have to disagree, despite all the shit that i talked, I still believe in Rekieta to still be able to pull up.
Welcome to the thread. I see that you're new here.

You may have come for the conversation, but you'll stay for the art and creative writing.
Damn, he has a graphics tablet. What does he do with it?
Probably pretending to be a comic book artist when he isn't pretending to be a streamer.
 
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Mixing alcohol and "meds" is a great way to fuck up your organs, disrupt your endocrine system, and go bald. Seems like Balldozer values his high more than his hair, since he is greedily guzzling whiskey and washing down handfuls of Provigil. Plus the Provigil probably keeps him awake for 24 hours at a time, contributing to the Balldoman's escalating baldness.
 
Nick now fancies himself an art critic
Funny given the art behind him is horrible and eye sore inducing and he paid tens of thousands for those horrible pieces of art. He has no right to criticize someone else's art given his tacky ass tastes would put a LA pimp to shame.
 
Just Google "is Provigil addictive," and let's just say he's wrong as usual. Stimulants are almost invariably addictive.
Topkek, is he really claiming Modafinil isn't addictive?! Shit is legal Speed, not as much as Adderall or Vyvanse is but definitly in the same ballpark. The buzz is virtually the same. Just checked the ultimate authority, Wikipedia (:story:), and they claim the addictive potential is low to very low, too, what a crock of shit. Ask the hundred thousands of kids that got put on it and how they feel about tapering down their dosis or discontinuing its usage and how that worked out for them. Christ, the ignorance!
null doesn't need balldo man.

i would not be shocked, when we enter the divorce arc for the storyline, that nick is abusive towards kayla. whether it be verbal or physical, neither would surprise me.
I can totally see him being verbally abusive to his wife, directing his anger about other things/people to the place where it's most likely not to be reciprocated. It's classic alcoholic behaviour. And by weak men.
 
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null doesn't need balldo man.

Balldo man can only hurt null and the farms. He wants everyone around him to embrace his hypocrisy and low moral standards, but it's literally a deal with the devil.

Any rapprochement would make null look as hypocritical as Rekieta looks. Which is precisely what he wants, of course.
 
He still lives in his own home with a loving wife and kids, still have a lot of fans and friends, and the superberry is still rolling in.
Minor corrections:

Home his parents bought for him and his family.

Wife and kids' affections are indeterminate.

Fans are numerous, but decreasing.

Freinds are few. Nick does not socialise much and neither does his family. I am not counting acquaintances.

The money is drying up, currently. The only question is if he can make enough to not have to get another source of income.

The story i recall from pre-coomer was that Nick pretended to be gay because Kayla had a bad breakup and didn't want a relationship. I don't think it was ever implied she was a virgin but Nick being a virgin was new lore added post coomer.

This was a different story. I really need to find the clip because I reference it a few times a month.

LOL, I just realized Rekieta offered to do a Kickstarter for Josh's legal expenses. We should trust him. 8)


This mofo has the nerve to bring up not only EVS, but Joe Ball too, as positive examples, both guys with crowdfunded books that are 4 years late.

Joe Ball is only about a year late. There are many others that go up to multi-year delays.

Note the lie by omission that he may or may not have slept with men. Say, maybe he really did think he was gay for a long time, and Kayla was a "maybe I'm bi" moment, but he knocked her up on the early goes so her family put down for a shotgun wedding?

It was not that specific a reference to make me think 'gay'. I really need To find that clip.

The shotgun wedding idea has never shown much evidence. I always leaned more toward Kayla being the first to fuck him amd him being entirely besotted.

Months from now he might be looking to raid his kid's college funds (assuming he's even established such things) to give to Randazza because GOD FUCKING FORBID the nose ever lose a gay Internet argument. He can't be wrong. Ever.

He has said he thinks university is a waste for most unless you are doing hard science. I believe he has also said his children want to be streamers. I am not co cinched he has put anything aside
 
I don't know why Nick has decided that he doesn't like us. We're so nice, so this makes me really sad. I'll share some of the things that I like about him in the hopes that he comes back around.

Even though it's really weird, it's nice how he's so in touch with his feelings that he's having midnight text sessions in the shower. It's like he's back in his gay cheerleader days, and he's just checking in with the boys to make sure they don't have the wrong idea about him. I totally believe that he wasn't impotently negging Josh to get him to act without asking because a trained lawyer would surely be better at that kind of manipulation, even if they weren't practicing.

Speaking of non-practice, it's really cool how he's keeping in touch with his local legal community through his lawsuit. It must be nice to be working(?) with them again, but it's odd that some of them seem to really fucking hate him (for some reason). Opposing counsel already didn't seem to like him even before Nick insulted his disabled child (for some reason). What rotten luck that his case is also being heard by the judge that he told off after utterly bombing a sentencing hearing as well (for some reason). He even called the partner of his own counsel a slur before shelling out $100,000 to them (for some reason). I can't see why they decided they didn't like him first, because he deeply understands social cues and how to interact with people.

Although some might call it hypocritical and deranged, I totally get his evolved free speech position. Repeated public accusations of pedophilia without evidence are fine, but someone asking how his melanated leprechaun friends are doing warrants excommunication and private wishes of death. Talking about him negatively is causing harm to his business, but someone loitering around and defacing a warehouse after being told to leave by the police is just a great big joke. As is gravedancing on the dead. As are posts about how his friend is coming for children. Ha ha ha! A reasonable position is understanding that, although you can say these things, doing it or supporting it causes people to find you repugnant. It seems that Nick's stance is that any revolting speech or activity must be a joke because it's too disgusting not to be, and any haters are prudes who just don't get it. So avant-garde! The dead and children not beyond decency? This would be the perfect setup to make a joke about Nick's miscarriages, but to do so would be a poor reflection of the teller. My brain isn't pickling in a slurry of drugs and alcohol that would make this seem like a good idea, but surely he'd think it's a gutbuster because his comedic appreciation is so exceptional.

Anyway, even though his terminal brainrot has caused him to hate us, I still love you buddy, and wish that you're super duper successful and make another million dollars, or whatever.
 
Critiques are geared with the intent to fix. A bad critic (unless the art is abhorrent) will call for major changes across the piece. When in reality it's usually something a few adjustments could fix.
Remember, this the same idiot who keeps a list of promises a mile long. Many of them mere vanity projects. He definitely won't and will never produce anything remotely close to EJ's level of achievement in terms of time and effort spent. His own vanity is his fatal flaw.

Simply put, what people who think like Nick and Dick get most wrong is that by attacking EJ's creative efforts, they're not actually attacking "him". Had he invested little more than his own ego in his work, it would have never gotten past the drafting stage. So I doubt that the critiques "bother" him as much as they seem to claim. Works based entirely on ego (almost) never see the light of day because who wants to put one's insufferable complexes onto some page for the whole world to see? In Nick's mind this is somehow an "own" that art produced at scale by someone else was a little less than ideal, but that's not surprising considering he's yet another rando faggot who can't see beyond "Will this give me lasting praise?". It's why he can't produce anything that will last beyond him.
 
Remember, this the same idiot who keeps a list of promises a mile long. Many of them mere vanity projects. He definitely won't and will never produce anything remotely close to EJ's level of achievement in terms of time and effort spent. His own vanity is his fatal flaw.
Speaking of...

Where's the Balldo review he promised forever ago?

He'll drunkenly "review" Eric July's comic, but he won't do the things he's promised people? Not just the Balldo review, but also the Rumble gift.

Oh well, I'm sure Dick has nothing to do with him prioritizing July. Nothing at all. Nope. That's him showing everybody who is top dog and how he controls his own destiny.
 
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