Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Artificial Stupidity]

New clip from Elissa:

This really sounds like Nick is saying he'll only support/promote the forum if Null buries the hatchet and talks to him. Nick could be principled and defend the forum anyway, but that's not the balldo way. He has to make Null put on the balldo or he won't stand up for him.

Yeah josh stop being a faggot and let the grey matter lawyer help, somehow.
All I see here is manipulation but if Josh reaches out so be it he's his own man and can do what he likes.

1. Josh can't have a GoFundMe, even if Nick makes one for him it would get banned within a day
2. Rekieta has less of an audience than Josh and gets less superchats at this point
3. Everyone from Rekieta's audience who likes Josh and wants to help Josh already knows how to do it. They already defected.

1. Yup totally

3. That I can agree with I don't watch any of rackets streams anymore I get the clips & highlights the rest is boring, he changed.

If Josh accepts this dumb bargain he will then forever go "Remember what I did for you". If he rejects "Look at how ungrateful Josh is, I just want to be his friend."

100% it's a damned if you do and damned if you don't scenario. If Josh goes on his show it only boosts his viewer count nick has alienated a large demographic of his audience.

Come on josh you misread me, look I'm being honest I want the best for you come back into the shelter of the nose.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Another clip from Elissa

Nick wants to bury the hatchet
Nick also discloses that he didn't speak to Drexel for a year at some point "over some dumb bullshit"

Ahh Nick. A new face I get to add to my ever expansive "Wow, I can't believe I used to watch" pile. I can just imagine him now lol:

"Shit, I can't get Jim. Fuck! Guess I gotta' get Null back on my side and maybe The Farms will turn back to my side too."

Too late, old man. Too late..

 

[Captain Manning]

Elaine has had less pathetic episodes of begging for Josh to love her than this, Christ.

Oh fuckin' hell, Wolfetone has less pathetic episodes of begging Null for attention.

Say what you want about @WolfeTone, but I am not aware of him ever trying to commit emotional blackmail against Null like Nick is here.

 

[AnOminous]

I still don't know where the claim about July having a tiered blacklist comes from, I bet he will memory hole it.

What's with the insufferably punchable staring skyward shit? He doesn't believe in God, so I guess he must have a bug on his ceiling in his tard vault.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Damn Nick is pathetic. I said Nick was just another Ralph, but Ralph never fell so fast. Granted, Nick had a much higher spot to fall from, but he has fallen farther than Ralph too, and still has a long way he can fall.

I have to disagree, despite all the shit that i talked, I still believe in Rekieta to still be able to pull up. It's not too late for him, not yet at least for now. He still lives in his own home with a loving wife and kids, still have a lot of fans and friends, and the superberry is still rolling in. Ralph is literally all alone in a Mexican crack shack rotting away with nobody to help him if he chokes in his own sleep other than his cats Cleo and Smoke. Doing show to 100 - 300 people on rumble for 12 hours a day to make less money than yesterday. Current Rekieta is still far from current Ralph.

I believe Rekieta will have his come to null Jesus moment when he stops listening to faggots like Dick, stop drinking, stop doing all the weird sex things that he's been doing in these last couple months, and many other things that I can't personally list now. He won't go back to where he's at before he shoved that bottle up his ass, but at least he'll stop becoming a bigger faggot than he is right now.

Plus, I don't want Nick to be the new Ralph or the new Chris anyway, he's too fucking boring for me. He doesn't have autism like Chris or the wrestling brain like Ralph. It's just embarrassing to watch him to act like this.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick revised this story during the Coomening. He said he has only had one woman, and that they slept together on his 21st birthday. He put a lot of detail into it, and ir was weird to share at the time.

Funnily enough, Nick has said that Kayla and he are monogamous, but he has never said that Kayla was a Virginia. He has also played down the value some people place on that.

The story i recall from pre-coomer was that Nick pretended to be gay because Kayla had a bad breakup and didn't want a relationship. I don't think it was ever implied she was a virgin but Nick being a virgin was new lore added post coomer.

 

[KingofSomething]

Now I admit I haven't seen all of Nick's old streams, but I watched a good chunk of them before he hit it big and I'm pretty sure ol CGoody is lying his ass off

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

LOL, I just realized Rekieta offered to do a Kickstarter for Josh's legal expenses. We should trust him.

Nick now fancies himself an art critic

This mofo has the nerve to bring up not only EVS, but Joe Ball too, as positive examples, both guys with crowdfunded books that are 4 years late.

 

[huckbeine]

Well, look at this way.... if his youtubing/streaming career crashes, he can go back and actually practice law for once! lol

 

[Edilg]

Hey Nick. I know you don't wanna quit drinking out of spite so just fill one of your fancy bottles with iced tea.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Also WHY the repeated mention of being in the middle of a piss while texting Josh? First he was in the shower, now he is literally holding his dick in his hand as he is texting him.

I personally have never texted someone while taking a piss, nor really see the reason to. Takes all but 20 seconds to take a leak. But I pee standing up as God intended while Nick sits down like gay soy boys do.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

now he is literally holding his dick in his hand as he is texting him

Let's be fair- Nick Rekieta, alias Balldoman, sits down to pee.
Edit! Yargh! Ninja'd!

 

[Captain Manning]

Now I admit I haven't seen all of Nick's old streams, but I watched a good chunk of them before he hit it big and I'm pretty sure ol CGoody is lying his ass offView attachment 5424578

I started watching Nick in early 2019 and largely stopped watching right before 2021.

He did not lick the bottle in that span of time. He also drank way less. From what I have gone back seen from him circa 2018, I haven't seen it there either.

There is this weird cope amongst Nick's fans that he "has always been acting this way," but the video evidence is clear. Even if you want to ignore the anecdotes people have shared. The only people that cope works on is the stupid, the new, and those too lazy to go check.

Also, CGoody is indeed a liar, but it should also be considered that he's probably trolling.

 

[trash cat]

Sadly Rackets has forgot that its autumn meaning

ITS HARVEST SEASON
AND REKIETA MUST BE SACRIFICED TO THE CORN​

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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Damn, he has a graphics tablet. What does he do with it?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

On one hand, I know alcoholics and they do shit like this all the time, albeit not really online. But on the other, bro you burned the fuck out of that bridge and it ain't being rebuilt anytime soon.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Damn, he has a graphics tablet. What does he do with it?

The most he ever did with it was that Anna Kasparian discord/zoom/skype/whateveritis icon he uses from time to time.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There is this weird cope amongst Nick's fans that he "has always been acting this way," but the video evidence is clear.

I respectfully, partially, disagree. I'm of the opinion that Nick has always been a lazy vindictive asshole, but he was an asshole on a leash earlier. The smoothbrain boozing has brought forward his true self.

If his worst day ever, was being told he couldn't poison youths' minds in Sunday school with his heresy, as has been postulated recently- and his descent into public sin has followed that, well... it is almost Biblical.

I get your point was he hasn't been this way on stream/in public, but I think what the knuckledraggers in the Balldoman peanut gallery are arguing is he's always been this way, but they're retarded and can't English good. I'm probably giving them more credit than they deserve.

Damn, he has a graphics tablet. What does he do with it?

It collects dust, along side his Warhammer books, 40k minis, his paintings, his balldos, his gaming computer, his arcade machines...

 

[Reversal]

Host gets sloshed on stream, tries to get Jim's attention, thirsts after ugly thots, and stream is so boring people can barely hatewatch - are you watching a stream featuring Nick Rekieta or Ethan Ralph? The answer may surprise you.

 

[Neetorino]

Nick revised this story during the Coomening. He said he has only had one woman, and that they slept together on his 21st birthday.

Note the lie by omission that he may or may not have slept with men. Say, maybe he really did think he was gay for a long time, and Kayla was a "maybe I'm bi" moment, but he knocked her up on the early goes so her family put down for a shotgun wedding?

There is this weird cope amongst Nick's fans that he "has always been acting this way," but the video evidence is clear.

To be fair, "always" could be relative. Like to me, I started watching Nick during Rittenhouse and I'm fairly certain he was licking the bottle by then, so my "always" is from then till now, I've listened to a ton of older stuff but it was always background noise while working since old = less relevant visually. He's definitely been doing it a few years now though.