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Russel Greer is about to give his testimony to the Supreme Court. This is his moment, finally he’ll show that Joshua Connor Moon what’s what and have sex with Taylor Swift.
As his ghoulish visage cracks open to mutter retard noises the ghost of Antonin Scalia appears in the court room.
The court is aghast by this spectral phenomenon. Everyone cowers in fear as the phantom’s voice booms to life.
“Greer!” The ghost cries, its hand pointing like Obama pointed to Mecca after getting the late judge killed.
“Greer, out with it mush mouth! Today junior!”
The terror in the court wanes as the occupants begin to laugh. Greer tries to squeak something weird and probably rapey out.
The ghost of Antonin Scalia begins to mime the stereotypical actions of the mentally handicapped. Greer runs from the courtroom crying. Russel Greer is then convicted of aggravated ugliness and sentenced to exile in the wasteland.
As his ghoulish visage cracks open to mutter retard noises the ghost of Antonin Scalia appears in the court room.
The court is aghast by this spectral phenomenon. Everyone cowers in fear as the phantom’s voice booms to life.
“Greer!” The ghost cries, its hand pointing like Obama pointed to Mecca after getting the late judge killed.
“Greer, out with it mush mouth! Today junior!”
The terror in the court wanes as the occupants begin to laugh. Greer tries to squeak something weird and probably rapey out.
The ghost of Antonin Scalia begins to mime the stereotypical actions of the mentally handicapped. Greer runs from the courtroom crying. Russel Greer is then convicted of aggravated ugliness and sentenced to exile in the wasteland.