Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 160 40.2%

  • Total voters
    398
With genuine respect, I suspect you've never done deals across a table from people with whom you know socially the people they've had affairs with, and the fact that their kid has gone to rehab, and that the parents over-drink.

The problem with Nick in this context isn't his personal life. Its that he has no particular skills that would be of use. His legal skills and knowledge are no better than those of a law school graduate. I also doubt he is a good fundraiser anymore. If he were a great attorney with personal problems, your point would be valid. If he had an audience that he could convince to donate money to good causes, the point works. But that isn't Nick.
 
lawyer, art critic, social media specialist, now comedian... is there anything this man can't do??
Resist the siren call of the Blackrechaun.

He can't go back to a normal life after he fucked his wife with a dildo strap on to his balls. Nothing can't stop the balldo. You don't put on the balldo, the balldo put you on. The ride stop when it snaps and cut your balls clean off.
"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Balldo" - Nick Rekieta 2023, probably
 
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Don't forget drinking until he can't even stay upright, while one eye is tightly closed and another is bulging out of his head like he's Popeye.
He already achieved that milestone a couple months ago in Nashville. Yeesh, you guys forget all of Nick’s accomplishments overnight, like they’re meaningless.
 
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The problem with Nick in this context isn't his personal life. Its that he has no particular skills that would be of use. His legal skills and knowledge are no better than those of a law school graduate. I also doubt he is a good fundraiser anymore. If he were a great attorney with personal problems, your point would be valid. If he had an audience that he could convince to donate money to good causes, the point works. But that isn't Nick.
Correct, and that's Josh's card game.

Nick's been banned on 2 major platforms and was resurrected due to his relationships and fans. Does Josh have that fanbase? Maybe. We hope so.

Strix, it's politics and strange bedfellows. I just worry for Josh and this odd idea that Kiwi can continue WITHOUT some serious SM allies.

Keep in mind, Josh has ALSO stated that he'd have done better to align with the left or the right to get support. Nick is obviously more right-leaning but has said similar things.
 
Strix, it's politics and strange bedfellows. I just worry for Josh and this odd idea that Kiwi can continue WITHOUT some serious SM allies.
Nick is a has been. He chased off most of the people who came to his rescue when he got banned.

Someone like Barnes or the Canadian guy with the long curly hair might be useful. Not Nick.
 
Huh? Null's not sitting on an empire. It's a small forum that much of the Western planet wants to take down. Josh needs every possible supporter.
What do Null and Rekieta STRATEGICALLY agree on? Plenty.

Null is an underdog, to be sure, and more support would always be welcome. That said, Nick is a grifter, not a supporter.

The difference between a supporter and a grifter is one is more liable to stab you in the back, kick you when you're down, and laugh at your misfortunes. For all Nick's talk of how important free speech on the Internet is, Nick didn't care when we were stuck on Tor (and he and Null were on better terms back then). Nick only cares now that we're back... and by care I mean he copes, seethes, and malds over not having control while he puts on his halting "dad" voice to. talk down to. and patronize. others.

The closest Nick comes to being cordial in this scenario is a barrage of backhanded compliments which don't inspire confidence. His solutions only involve boosting his own channel and influence. Strategically speaking, if there's anything that people in this thread have learned over this past year, it's that Nick can/has/will compromise his professed beliefs because he is a weak man who only adopted certain positions (free speech and the like) because it got him money and attention.

Also, unsure how Nick what Nick's help will look like when it comes time to deliver. His involvement coordinating Anime Matsuri was embarrassing and he keeps piling on more promises to his own fans rather than fulfilling them. All Nick does these days is over-promise and under-deliver. Recommend not trusting him with anything of value.

If they want to reconnect as friends then that's their business. Null may need support in some areas, but he also needs to trust the right people. Nick is not the right person.
 
Nick's a fuckin' mess - no one here would disagree.

Nor would most people disagree that Kiwi is ALWAYS in a precarious state. Call it the deep state or whatever but give it time.

Rumble is already censoring - Fuentes.

Null calls it out on almost every MATI stream. The days are numbered before "globalists" shut this place down.... plenty of mundane sites are being taken down due to the Israeli/Palestinian "war".

What do Null and Rekieta STRATEGICALLY agree on? Plenty.
Depends on what cards Josh has, right? He seemed pretty desperate when the site was down. He was literally calling on a viewership of 2, 000 to help.


An alliance. On a free Internet. Can someone else do it better? Probably but...

DOES Josh have a real team? CAN he pay them? He's, what, barely in his 30s living in exile?
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All I'm saying is that we make uncomfortable agreements when called for.
An internet alliance? Is this a game of Civ 5? :story:

If the powers that be wanted this site shutdown, there's nothing that PewDiePie could do about it let alone Nick. Even if he could he wouldn't. Nick wants this site to disappear.

I'm surprised you still take Nick at his word. "I'll give him all the airtime and fundraisers, I actually still love the farms!" You really buy that?
 
See above. Also, I rarely disagree with you but, girl, he's an unmarried FL Millennial in SERBIA to escape... prosecution, taxes, and LLC issues. He relies on Rumblerants, etc to support his daily needs. He can barely stay on the Clearnet.
I have no warrants, have W2s for the last ten years, and my LLC issues are caused by being overseas not helped by it. The super chats do pay for my pizza, though.
 
See above. Also, I rarely disagree with you but, girl, he's an unmarried FL Millennial in SERBIA to escape... prosecution, taxes, and LLC issues. He relies on Rumblerants, etc to support his daily needs. He can barely stay on the Clearnet.

He needs help where he can find it.
Null does need help where he can find it,

but what does someone who is currently melting his mind with Booze and Degeneracy have to do with that? Nick hasn't been relevant since the Depp Trial.
 
The problem with Nick in this context isn't his personal life. Its that he has no particular skills that would be of use. His legal skills and knowledge are no better than those of a law school graduate.
I am a fuckup myself but due to my upbringing I know how to lay out and install plumbing, weld at a decent amateur level, operate heavy machinery, do some carpentry, do some mechanical work on many forms of vehicle/machinery. I can thank my old man for that level of training which I didn't know at the time would later become an asset. Being adaptable and knowledgeable in ways that one trade or another will find valuable is probably better than being a non-practicing lawyer who has alienated most of his previous prime superchatters.

I've also not pumped out five kids during the most expensive time in American history to raise kids to keep a trust fund online, so that probably helps.
 
I wonder if Nicholas will be doing a show tonight OR if he will instead choose to spend his time here catching up on his thread. Malding and furiously trying to contact Null from the shower.
 
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I wonder if Nicholas will be doing a show tonight OR if he will instead choose to spend his time here catching up on his thread. Malding and furiously trying to contact Null from the shower.
He was just talking some kiwifarms with coomalot. changed the subject before they went in depth on how we're simping Eric or some shit.

 
He was just talking some kiwifarms with coomalot. changed the subject before they went in depth on how we're simping Eric or some shit.

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Also he's trying to find the picture of Riley and Ralph's gunts colliding for some fucking reason. He claims it's the funniest thing on the internet... Apparently Riley vandalizing Eric's office wasn't.
 
Didn't Jim spend a chunk of time on one of his later streams making fun of the Balldo (and signing up Null to their emails lmao)? Surprised Nick wants to pretend to hear his input on this massively gay (but rapidly escalating) comic book drama. Holes In Brain Logic.

So many people going full retard over some black man in Texas making a comic book that they may or may not like. I keep thinking I am missing something but no, it is all just that stupid.
 
Someone like Barnes or the Canadian guy with the long curly hair might be useful. Not Nick.

Viva Frei is a lawyer in the same way that Nick is a lawyer.

I understand he did Quebec civil law commercial lease stuff before leaving for YT.

His law background as I understand it is as useless as could be considering his Quebec civil law training has more in common with France than any common law system in the rest of North America.

Viva's also pretty squeaky clean and doesn't even swear on his own content. I'm not sure he would have the stomach to back the Farms even if he did have a rolodex of useful legal contacts.

Though he and Barnes did platform Alex Jones pre-Sandy Hook judgment.

He also platformed retired Canadian Forces vet Jeremy Mackenzie who is probably a Top 5 most wanted Trudeau political dissident by deep state security services (I'm trying to think of a Jan 6th equivalent but can't).

I'm not sure if Viva disowned Mackenzie though after there was a big kerfuffle when the vet got drunk on his podcast about a year ago and made a rape joke about the opposition leader's wife.

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