🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[hawkisnight]

A middleaged man alone at the beach. Truly six star days.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

You A lawgs wish you could be hurtling towards 40 and counter-signalling your ex wife online in Mare I Duh

 

[deeman]

Nah, i don't believe that shit, that is filtered like it was Anna Book. And plus, the beach looks stinky. Which i believe.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

If El Gunto really lost that Eldritchian belly fat, I can only assume it was due to malnourishment and liver problems, and not due to any healthy lifestyle changes. This man is decided to eat, drink, whore and holler to an early grave.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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Ralph still has that Mister Potatohead physique



Congrats on the middle aged fat man still being fat.

 

[Feaser]

If El Gunto really lost that Eldritchian belly fat, I can only assume it was due to malnourishment and liver problems, and not due to any healthy lifestyle changes. This man is decided to eat, drink, whore and holler to an early grave.

It was Montezuma's Revenge

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

haters wish they could leave the house once every 3 weeks to walk around the beach alone

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph still has that Mister Potatohead physique

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Congrats on the middle aged fat man still being fat.

That's one thing that will never change. The Gunt being fat.

 

[Braphamut]

If El Gunto really lost that Eldritchian belly fat, I can only assume it was due to malnourishment and liver problems, and not due to any healthy lifestyle changes. This man is decided to eat, drink, whore and holler to an early grave.

He hasn't had his truck and I don't think he can go through the effort of grocery shopping outside of a 7-Eleven trip. Always left that up to Sandra and Meigh.

I think he's just been getting extra steps walking to the torta man and back, with his one-meal-a-day routine which is probably fairly reasonable for his sedentary, child-care free lifestyle.

He's the Jared Fogle of Mexico. Heck, he even gets weird when you talk about Ades!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5cxL9oCw2k

and yes, filters, still fat, aging horribly.

 

[CECA Loather]

It's an odd thing but have any of you asked people from proper developing countries in Asia or Africa with non abrahamic beliefs. Asking them what animals they would be often illicits a response along of ",visible offence taken*, no I want to be a human, I have earned this living"

If you fail as a human, you return to being a beast.

I noticed that the furry phenomenon is only limited to the West. I have travelled to Japan, a very sexually debauched place, and the only time I saw anything approaching a furry fetish was at a shop outside a Murican base at Misawa, Aomori.

That said, Indians are Asians too and I am quite sure that they worship animals and even treat animals better than they treat themselves. They might be the exception to that Afro-Asian rule of not wanting to be animals.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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this explain his laugh

half pig half dolphin hybrid

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Maybe Ralph finally walked that two miles he threatened us with awhile back

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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Is he going for a Marilyn Monroe pose? Maybe go for a more masculine look, there Gunty.
If Ralph had friends, they would tell him that his selfies make him look like a faggot.

Problem with losing weight with no exercise is you wind up looking like a 65 year old diabetic woman at the end of it

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

So who took the goofy ass photo? He’s not alone.
It’s very exploitable though. One could imagine he got caught in a public toilet getting a blowie from a dude or maybe tried to run from policia and didn’t get very far.

 

[Lidl Drip]

So who took the goofy ass photo? He’s not alone.
It’s very exploitable though. One could imagine he got caught in a public toilet getting a blowie from a dude or maybe tried to run from policia and didn’t get very far.

Could just be a tripod on a rock/chair or he asked a random mexican to take a picture of him.

 

[alan thicke]

So who took the goofy ass photo? He’s not alone.

His new best friend, the torta guy.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

His only friend, the torta guy.

 

[Mikoyan]

His new best friend, the torta guy.

For as long as that lasts. "Ey, Ethan, wanna try my new street corn?" "CORN WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ARE YOU THAT KID DIDDLER, BISH!?"

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Kiwifarms, Jim and stupid bitches Meigh and Fai on suicide watch! Ralph getting in shape, Memphis Macro poking out an extra 2 inches now. All he needs to do now is figure out what to do with all that extra skin. I bet there are a few fem-alogs on here rubbing the bean thinking about the Ralphamale now.
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Why does he do that smug, Lard Tard face everytime he tries to flex on X?. Like nigga it's a beach. I'd be more impressed if you were there with your family and less concerned why an obviously handicapped man is left unattended in Mexico. Must of been a spectacle to the other tourists/locals. The tripod holding the camera was even laughing at this lonely sack of substance abuse and daddy issues.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That's one thing that will never change. The Gunt being fat.

He's been so damn fat for so long that even if he does lose the weight, it will just leave him with a bunch of gross layers of flabby hanging skin. We've seen his quad tits, same thing will happen to the gunt. Instead of his gunt being thick and tire like, it will be more like an empty used condom.

I mean it's good for him to lose lard, but it's not going to improve his body much. He'd actually have to start walking those miles every day and hit the gym to combat all the years of obesity, otherwise he will just bounce between being a unhealthy doughy, fat, middle aged man or a unhealthy, flabby, loose skin, flabby middle aged man. Neither option is very appealing.

He's been morbidly obese almost his entire adult life and that's ruined his body.