Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
You know what I think what really got to Nick? It wasn't just being called a "non-practicing lawyer" but also a "white bread ass nigga". Just like Ralph, Nick is a wigger. He so wants to be black and be seen as black. For years he had Drexel lead him by the nose who probably told Nick that he is black and that he "acts black" or is "one of us". Reality bit him in the ass when a black guy who was a former gang banger and actually has street cred tells him; "Nah man. You a white bread ass nigga". That wounded Nick badly.
Drexel is of course himself a very white black man. Grew up in an almost entirely white suburb. Hates black people and black women in particular. July may be the first "non-safe" black guy Nick has ever met. There was all that pretend stuff about how hard and black Nick grew up in Houston. There is Nick's weird interest in Drexel's white woman/cuck stories. Then there was Nick's "black people are so funny" statement.
Nick's weird attitudes toward black people is certainly the source of some of his hate on July over how he talks and presents himself.
 
I do not know if anyone else is of the same mind, but I think Nick is circling the drain of his internet career. If he continued his present course, he could make a decent amount of money to live frugally.

What I envision happening is Nick ebijg too much a hedonist and egoist that he will try to reclaim some of ehat has been lost and fail spectacularly.

I am just waiting for the next face-plant because Nick cannot help himself. Nick refuses to do what it would take to fix the problems he has, and his own 'solutions' handicap his success.
 
For me, watching Nick was a lot like an addiction. I'd done it nightly for so long that it was a force of habit--it felt bizarre for 9pm Pacific to come and for me to not pull up his stream. Then I was willing to put up with show after show of absolute shit, where he would get wasted immediately and produce nothing of value for hours, because the very rare occasion where he had a good show was still extremely good. In other words, I was chasing the Rekieta High. Letting it play in the background while I exercised or worked or gamed never cost anything anyway, even at its worst.

I was still doing it until Nick had his nighttime shower call with Josh. Then I realized that I no longer recognized the person I was watching. His meltdowns in the Eric July drama have sealed the deal. But it took months--maybe even a full year--of enduring regular, cringe-inducing, boring, drunken, pointless, repetitive, coom-brained, terrible livestreams before I finally quit the habit.

I would guess a lot of people are in my position. But I also can't imagine anyone enduring Monday night's stream without thinking, "Wow, this faggot is fucking insane." Honestly I find these recent clips to be nigh-unwatchable, and if I'd encountered them live without already losing faith in him, they would've been an instant redpill.
I wouldn't call it an addiction but it was certainly a ritual. I'd download his show every morning and listen to it throughout the work day, with pauses and everything it was usually good noise and long enough to get me through the day, and on Mondays I'd go back and listen to an old stream from before I found him.

I'd say the Duncan stream was, if not the end of that ritual, certainly the beginning of the end. While I think he did fine in the 'debate' or whatever you want to call it that was only because Duncan is a borderline retard and complete faggot who relies on being a 'doctor' for any ounce of credibility and the second he's either questioned or complimented on anything he just blurts out an obvious lie. It was the first time that him being sloppy drunk went from being "Ha, Nick had one too many I guess," to "Jesus Christ he would have been annihilated through every fault of his own if he had been up against anyone but an autistic pokemon streamer who hates pokemon."
We're getting this site via some island off of Africa

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Andy and PPP made fun of Rekieta on Kino Casino.
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Rekieta's segments begins at 2 hours and 3 minutes in. Still watching through it. They also give a shoutout to Elissa for the clips.
When they're not screaming about donos, these hosers can be pretty funny. PPP's accent alone makes me chuckle.

I am shocked at how much money Coomalot made in SuperChats.🧐
Speaking of L's, has Nick become a Coomalot orbiter?
 
My personel realisation that Nick is a total wigger that just want to be one of the black guys is all the Way back when he was friendly with MBA and had him on with a stream with Drexel. And they have simuler views of women and black women and they where just shitting up and down everywhere and Nick was just sitting quietly in the corner bot saying a thing as they called one of his main paypigs at the time a stupid bitch who thinks she is special just because she is a black woman interested in law. And she is just a stupid animal Like all the black women.
And Nick never Said a word. He was just happy to be part of the “gang”

And then as we all know MBA just kept being an insane person
 
I do not know if anyone else is of the same mind, but I think Nick is circling the drain of his internet career. If he continued his present course, he could make a decent amount of money to live frugally.

What I envision happening is Nick ebijg too much a hedonist and egoist that he will try to reclaim some of ehat has been lost and fail spectacularly.

I am just waiting for the next face-plant because Nick cannot help himself. Nick refuses to do what it would take to fix the problems he has, and his own 'solutions' handicap his success.
All the hallmarks of our best lolcows.
 

Oct. 18 CAMELCAST 070 | REKIETA LAW | ERIC JULY, ISOM Lawsuit Explained, Dirty Trolls, & MORE

Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
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Nick had no show last night. Coomalot did and had Nick on. It was actually fairly newsworthy for those who can stomach any more of the Rippaverse drama.

Nick seems to be on some sort of apology tour. He apologized to July. Kind of. Details:

July and The Apology:

- At 00:10:20 for about 10 min he gave a fair-ish run down on all the chapters of the drama, trademarks, etc. For anyone who is lost, it's fairly good.

" I'm not sure our relationship will ever be repaired."

" I probably came at him way harder than I should have [regarding] being personally insulting and I think that was really uncool of me."


Nick feels very "weird" about contacting July now. He will soon be sending him a long private message. (Yikes.)

"I fucked up on that one... my approach... and I acted like an asshole." Nick will give July permission to release the contents of the private message once he sends it.

Misc:
- Nina, Riley & Vito in chat.

- Complained again about his kids school schedule and the 7a.m. drop off.

"[Dick] peaked early... he's been on the downhill ever since [Dr. Phil]." - NR

- Mint (Riley's gf) was apparently on Xia's show this week.

- At 1:31:05 they played Riley's diss track. (Against July? I skipped it.)

- Nick got defensive about the bottle licking.

- Camelot can't figure out how to find Kiwi. Nick explained ".st" to him.

- At 2:18:00 talked in detail about his Black friends in Houston.

- At 3:13:41-3:18:00 says AGAIN that he was supposed to drive somewhere last night (Wed) around 10:30 pm - hence no show - but it was changed to the morning. (This is all very weird. Who needs to drive around rural MN at 10:30PM? @Balldo's Gate, you may want to take note.)

- Nick has a fanboy that comes to all of his meet-ups. This guy is getting FDA approval for black light tats.

Chat:

Riley:
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Pushback on Coomalot:

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Vito chimed in right as Nick was talking about being a horny 13 yo - I wish I was kidding.
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Nina. She really should get a cut:
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Nick feels very "weird" about contacting July now. He will soon be sending him a long private message. (Yikes.)
"I fucked up on that one... my approach... and I acted like an asshole." Nick will give July permission to release the contents of the private message once he sends it.
Why? Really, why? Are they meant to become besties or something? What did Eric ever do to deserve this level of affection and attention? "Get away from me, you Balldo-wearing weirdo!"
 
Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
Nah people just have zero faith in Nick to be an asset to anyone or anything. He'd more likely become an albatross than anything. Besides, Null's a big boy, he's been handling the site for this long so I'm sure he can keep it going for a good while longer barring external bullshit legal forces.

I like how he has no idea how to access or find the site, but claims to know exactly what's on it. Guess this is another one of those stars aligning once more kind of moments.
Maybe we need to have a Drexel-style inquisition to find out the mole that's spreading all our findings to Nick! It sounds perfectly sensible, quick everyone we should make a new thread that's only for the people willing to dox themselves to Null.
/sneed
 
Do you think that Nick has pissed off his local legal community by thinking that having a license to practice law is a license to lie freely in any context? I'm under the impression that lawyers are supposed to be straightforward with one another outside the courtroom and that lawyers are supposed to be able to detect bullshit as well as they are able to deal it out. So it is not a stretch of the imagination that Nick has acted much like he has with Null to the actual practicing lawyers and the judiciary of his small community, bullshitting them and then lovebombing them the next day. Actual practicing lawyers would be able to tell something is off about this man and his continued failed attempts at obsfucation and gaslighting would piss them the fuck off because of the sheer lack of professional respect.
 
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