Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
...what has Eric done to cause Kiwi's to shit on him? His comic from the screenshots I've seen is meh and not for me, but best I can tell he took his success and is spinning it into an actual functioning business where he won't be the only creator. That's the most functional thing I've seen of any of CG people from my little observance on the matter. Where's the funny?

Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
It's not offensive, you just have to keep in mind most of the kiwi's have written off a redemption arc for Nick at this point. I still want it, but I'm also realistic and know I could never go back to genuinely enjoying his law content for its own sake. We disagree with you, greatly, that any help from Nick would actually be beneficial, not offended that you would think otherwise.
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Your daily stream summaries are spectacular and I am greatly appreciative of the service you provide. If you need to keep the candle lit in the window for Nick to sit through those streams more power to you.
 
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Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
Actions speak louder than words. If Nick really wants to help Josh, he would do so without being told, grandstanding, without passive aggresiveness.

All Nick is doing is grandstanding and showing to other people how "morally superior" he is, and extorting Josh at worst.

And if you believe Nick genuinely want to help Josh, you are either dropped too much times when you are a baby, or a Nick dick slurper/paypig
 
Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
Respectfully disagree with your stances but I'm glad you expressed them. These threads are always better when there's more than one perspective.

This seems to confirm the theory that the preview video is being counted as a view on rumble.
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That's far worse imo than their bullshit with counting a viewer for an hour after they stop watching. Those "views" seem to carryover to the livestream's final view tally and a single "viewer" can accumulate many "views." Kinda fucked up.
 
Do you think that Nick has pissed off his local legal community by thinking that having a license to practice law is a license to lie freely in any context? I'm under the impression that lawyers are supposed to be straightforward with one another outside the courtroom and that lawyers are supposed to be able to detect bullshit as well as they are able to deal it out. So it is not a stretch of the imagination that Nick has acted much like he has with Null to the actual practicing lawyers and the judiciary of his small community, bullshitting them and then lovebombing them the next day. Actual practicing lawyers would be able to tell something is off about this man and his continued failed attempts at obsfucation and gaslighting would piss them the fuck off because of the sheer lack of professional respect.
This is actually my theory on what Nick was trying to do when he headed into Schneider's office to talk about Monty.

He wanted to tell Schneider that Monty is a gross human and shouldn't be represented. Schneider did the morally correct thing and refused to meet with Nick about it.
 
Jersh could get together with Nigel Frage talking about the big issues while eating the bottomless fries at apple bees. Then take a plane trip to Donald Trump. Discussing with him about the ethics of video game journalism.
Can we get Null a dinner with Trump and Kanye West anytime soon? I think the three of them sharing a plate of tendies and really hashing out this Balldo situation would fix a lot of this.
 
Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
I really appreciate your recaps and the work of the people clipping the interesting bits because I just can't stand the snivelling, perpetually wrong and drunk retard which makes me sad because he used to be one of the few people in the sektor who I found relatable as far as life trajectory goes and it added to my enjoyment, and now that he's destroyed any illusion I might have had about the way I had perceived him, I just find it pathetic and perplexing how quickly he's shat on his own ''legacy'' and I can't sit through it anymore.
I think that your work is very valuable and I think most people will, at some point, have a take that's widely disagreed with on this website, some will be vindicated such as the early Nick naysayers, some won't, and it's too early to say where you'll stand, but going against the pulse isn't wrong in and of itself. It seems like many people disagreed with you without being offended and still appreciate what you do for the benefit of those of us who can't stand to watch the streams anymore, so I hope you don't feel like you're no longer welcome to express opinions or to contribute to threads. Having watched all of this unfold in real-time and at the speed of light, I find it difficult to lend Nick any authenticity, credence, or good intentions, but I understand the wish for things to be different and don't fault you for holding out hope, especially if it makes the slog of watching and taking notes for our benefit any easier for you.
 
Someone brought up how this thread is one of the fastest moving recently and its true. over the last year or so this thread has averaged 4 pages a day and in the last 60 days has averaged 7 pages a day. Nick mainly getting the most activity because of his dickguarding. Not only that over the last 60 days this faggotry Nick's been doing has led to both Vito and Drex getting their own threads. The fact that he's now at Ethan/Patrick levels of broke & drunk is amazing. He's close to having his own subforum at this point. we could put dick/vito/drex and the eventual coomalot threads in there and start one on his wife and shove the simpspiracy thread in there for good measure. especially because simpspiracy proves at minimum nick was dickguarding since at least 2020 and if we're being honest was always like that.

TL;DR Nick's had trashfire status the last two months, and all signs point to it getting worse from here.
 
Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.
No dude. It's not. It's that that specific alliance is dumb. What's offensive is thinking that Nick would ever have an alliance with Null in good faith, or that there's anything of value Nick could offer Null right now.

You signed up for the Farms in August, and as soon as Greer won his appeal, you seem convinced that the sky is falling and Null needs to enter into "alliances" with unsavory Internet personalities and lolcows (like Nick) to save the Farms or some shit.

I would advise you to sit down, take a chill pill, and read up on the history of the Farms sometimes. The Farms has stood alone, or nearly alone, against numerous threats before. It's part and parcel of being the most "notorious" site on the Internet. Of course such "alliances" are rare.

I also think the whole thing is a moot point anyways, because I doubt very much Null is interested in taking up Nick on his "offer." You're just gonna shed a lot of goodwill by pressing for something that nobody likes, would be of limited value, and is not likely not gonna happen anyways.

I'll echo what others have said here in that I DO appreciate your stream summaries though.

This is them once again not understanding anything that goes on here at the Farms. July has an account here. July got a fair amount of shit from the CG thread. @Mister Dongs could probably tell you all about that. In fact, I'm pretty sure Dongs sparred directly with July on several occasions. This happened a while back. Before all this shit.

IIRC, a common complaint about July is that he's thin skinned. In the month or so before this drama really kicked off, he also caught shit in the CG thread for flagging people.

So, he's "known" to some extent.

The issue with July being designated as a cow isn't so much "tribalism," as it is the fact his exploits mainly involve esoteric alt-comics shit that few people on the wider site give a shit about. There's a LOT of CG personalities that you could argue are cows, but there's no threads on them because there's little broader interest outside of those that follow CG. There's even a few CG personalities that DO have threads, but they get low traffic. Liam Gray, for example, is 1000% a lolcow. WAY worse than July. Look at paucity of traffic on his thread though. It's not that the OP doesn't establish how he's a cow, or everybody loves Liam. It's simply that few people care. And he's probably one of the more accessible personalities when it comes to CG lolcows that somebody not familiar with CG can laugh at.

Another problem is that, within the current situation, people are seeing the actions of his detractors as far more humorous or pathetic, so naturally the focus is gonna be on them.

Put another way, July isn't really "protected." It's just that Nick, Vito, Dick and Riley are simply far more fun to laugh at given the current situation. I don't think anybody can be blamed for thinking so.

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Well, then. I'm going to stick to recaps because advocating for Josh having alliances is offensive.

Do not feel discouraged from expressing your opinions. It was only 18 months or so ago that someone expressing opinions that now dominate the thread would be hooted and mocked for inpugning Nicholas' honour.

You may be proven correct in the long term, and the worse you will get here are f-slurs and top hat ratings. If anything, you disprove the narrative of monolithic thought on this site.

"[Dick] peaked early... he's been on the downhill ever since [Dr. Phil]." - NR

If I recall, one of your summaries said that Nick felt he had peaked as well.

If correct, this only reinforces my opinion that Nick is trying to imitate Dick who has a quite comfortable cushion of support after his 15 minutes were up. He wants to age gracefully into the Masterson lifestyle.

I like how he has no idea how to access or find the site, but claims to know exactly what's on it. Guess this is another one of those stars aligning once more kind of moments.

This seems like bait to me for more drama. Coomy's show thrives off ir. He wants someone 'from the Farms' to be so mad that he isn't reading up on the thread to reach out and make him read it so that he can point out how 'desperate' we are for his validation.
 
I like how he has no idea how to access or find the site, but claims to know exactly what's on it. Guess this is another one of those stars aligning once more kind of moments.

This hillbilly is completely retarded. Why in fuck's name would we be shitting on Eric July? What's he done that makes him worth shitting on?

And in what conceivable sense is Rekieta a threat? If you hang out at Gay90's or Hedonism 2, he might be a threat for transmitting fucking AIDS , but if you don't do any of that shit, he's just another lolcow. No different to Boogie1488 or Ralph or Patrick Tomlinson.

These halfwits do love to inflate their own importance, don't they. We watch because their stupidity is hilarious. No other reason. Nothing on earth would induce me to read Eric July's comic, but I haven't seen any evidence of him being especially stupid.

Coomalot is a fucking retard -- but even he's too dull to warrant his own page here.
 
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Man, the last 30 days of highlights in this thread were depressing. Shoutout to all the recovering Nickaholics in this thread tracking the parabolic trajectory of Rekieta's show and personal life. As his downward velocity increases, he's being forced to eat his own words with increasing frequency. I have a strange feeling that Nick's mockery of Pressedin Poulter getting railed by a big black dildo on camera is going to be the last crow he has to eat before impact.
 
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