Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Cog is above it all
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I tuned into Cog's stream because I hate myself. I had to make this:





In case you can't view the clip - Cog claims we're nowhere near midnight on the Doomsday Clock, but in reality we've never been closer to potential nuclear war. We're closer now than at the height of the Cold War. This is the dumbest thing to say with such conviction, making me think he looked at 90 and assumed minutes? Can't tell the time from a clockface? It's not even a "don't trust the experts" thing, he's just not able to read.

For comparison's sake, this took me 1 min max to Google and screenshot, another 2 mins on recording him and making it into a video. So much for factually accurate.

EDIT: Czr you can use this clip for free unless you are in cahoots with Xaniberries/Podawful/gay cabal, in which case I remove all permission and condemn you
 
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Cringestorian X said:
watchu watching there cog ?

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People warned "her" in previous streams that the anime shit was sus and "she" needs to cut it out. They had to have known the artist's name and/or song name to send it to Cog, and according to this tweet from Xaniberries (archive) the artist is called Loli God and the song is Loli God's Requiem? What a retard, maybe they're deliberately sabotaging Cog. Another pedo hunter who turns out to be into very sus shit themselves, imagine my shock.





EDIT: Looks like it was found by czr/CaesarBerries, a Cog alog, during an argument with DoomerGaming, the Cuban who served Ralph at the airport. DoomerGaming has also been making out like he is Metokur Fembot's new boyfriend which "she" is going along with (it feels like a bit).

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Torta Hermit said:
I tuned into Cog's stream because I hate myself. I had to make this:



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In case you can't view the clip - Cog claims we're nowhere near midnight on the Doomsday Clock, but in reality we've never been closer to potential nuclear war. We're closer now than at the height of the Cold War. This is the dumbest thing to say with such conviction, making me think he looked at 90 and assumed minutes? Can't tell the time from a clockface? It's not even a "don't trust the experts" thing, he's just not able to read.

For comparison's sake, this took me 1 min max to Google and screenshot, another 2 mins on recording him and making it into a video. So much for factually accurate.

EDIT: Czr you can use this clip for free unless you are in cahoots with Xaniberries/Podawful/gay cabal, in which case I remove all permission and condemn you
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He won't be laughing if it happens. Energy prices would be even more fucked and more refugees than he can imagine would be coming to the EU.
 
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Clarence said:
Cog has announced that he will no longer be streaming on YouTube and instead be focusing his attention to using Rumble.
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For the last few streams I checked out, he has been mentioning he was only streaming on YouTube to meet minimum cash out requirements so I guess he has deemed the partial move to Rumble a success. The Rumble chat was as active as the YouTube one, most notably all the paypig names have moved.

All this really means is that it'll be more painful to alog Cog, since Rumble has issues with live-replaying (you need to have the video open from beginning to rewind while live) and the key to watching Cog is 3x speed. But it also seems easier to make accounts so expect more people to fuck with him in chat, something he probably wants to encourage as it's easy for him to fight and ban the person once they've served the purpose of getting his audience riled up/donating.
 
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Banning Aaron/Maya would go a long way, Cog. I know that paypiggy money is good, but its not worth it.
 
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Banning Aaron/Maya would go a long way, Cog. I know that paypiggy money is good, but its not worth it.
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What are you implying? I'm curious to know what you mean by this.

Also, to reiterate on my earlier post, Cog actually said that he would be taking his streams to Rumble and then delete the streams after three days. Sounds like he's trying to cover his tracks, but I cannot possibly imagine why.
 
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Clarence said:
What are you implying? I'm curious to know what you mean by this.

Also, to reiterate on my earlier post, Cog actually said that he would be taking his streams to Rumble and then delete the streams after three days. Sounds like he's trying to cover his tracks, but I cannot possibly imagine why.
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maybe it's because he threatened to bomb cesarberries and his family
 
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Clarence said:
What are you implying? I'm curious to know what you mean by this.

Also, to reiterate on my earlier post, Cog actually said that he would be taking his streams to Rumble and then delete the streams after three days. Sounds like he's trying to cover his tracks, but I cannot possibly imagine why.
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Not sure if anything has changed, but it got to the point that every time I check out Cog's stream, it's Aaron paying Cog to play whatever dumb anime shit that he is into that week. Its annoying. It's like 10 minutes of shitting on ralph, then Aaron's gay shit, and then zogbot videos.
 
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Feaser said:
maybe it's because he threatened to bomb cesarberries and his family
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Not a surprise on this. Back in 2019 (I think) he was accused of fucking his cohost Zack Lonbee's wife while they were putting him up on his annual "head to the US to try to sucker an American woman into marrying him for a green card" trip. He threatened to shoot people who were talking about it. Not long after, Zack and his other cohost (Esau, I think) stopped streaming with him, but I think they're still in his Discord server. I don't remember Zack being as active as he used to be.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Cog is such a slimebug he makes Ralph look the king of Rich Genius mountain.
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Cog is Ralph. Both are slimeballs that fuck other peoples' wives/girlfriends and have no shame for it. Both toss people aside when optics require it. Both are low-IQ individuals living in black mold-infested hovels. Both court the alt-right when it suits their needs. Both beg for people to donate to them for trips.

The only problem for Cog is that Ralph has one advantage over him: he actually beat Cog in a fight and Cog needed his "wife's" bull Dan to save his ass from getting the asswhooping he deserved.
 
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He's got to be on benefits and taking the superchats on the side I can't believe he's making enough money to pay rent with his shitty streams.

I fucking hate he always says "I don't care about views it's all for fun" the cope about his shitty viewer numbers and the fact that not once never has anyone said that cog is their favourite streamer or recommended a clip of his

He makes Ralph look like the tarantino of stream at least has past he can reminisce about
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Cog is such a slimebug he makes Ralph look the king of Rich Genius mountain.
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The bar is as low as Ralph's Gunt and Cog couldn't hop it on Dan's shoulders. The only thing that could make Cog watchable is if his pub gnome lackey heel turns on him on an IRL. To be fair, Dan seems like a decent lad who gets a kick out of his Tard frens antics. I myself have had buddy's like that, but it only leads to trouble that might spill into Cogs online persona after he shits in Dan's bucket.
 
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Luke gama said:
He's got to be on benefits and taking the superchats on the side I can't believe he's making enough money to pay rent with his shitty streams.

I fucking hate he always says "I don't care about views it's all for fun" the cope about his shitty viewer numbers and the fact that not once never has anyone said that cog is their favourite streamer or recommended a clip of his

He makes Ralph look like the tarantino of stream at least has past he can reminisce about
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He's always been on Anglo social benefits: "council housing", welfare (or whatever they have over there equivalent to it) and shit like that. he's only worked sporadically, and even then only long enough to make it look like he's trying before he can quit and then go back to being a leech. And yes, he always says "it's all for fun" but he'll beg for money to go on some bullshit "trip" to start shit with other people. He's scum of the Earth. As I said, he's no different than Ralph.
 
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