Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 164 40.1%

  • Total voters
    409
Drunk old Nick Rackets. Host of the famous YT show Cucksplaining the Niggerwebs . What are you gonna cucksplain to me today Nicky? How to put your balls in Medieval torture device and use them as an artificial dick? Maybe you'll cucksplain to me how you went from covering headline cases to drinking yourself retarded and seething about Josh. Well, I have bad news for you Rackets. See, I've looked into the crystal ball and read your cards. It's not looking good for you Nicky. It starts with drinking every night, it ends with you living alone in Mexico. It starts with seething about Josh, it ends with you marrying a horse. It starts with degenerate sex, it ends with pills, booze, lawsuits, divorces and financial destitution.

You have accepted the Sonichu demon, there's no escaping it now Nick.
 
Hear that y'all? After Nick tells Eric how he best listen to massa, Nick gon' give that thar negro permission to post about it.
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If Eric July takes the bait on this, then he deserves to be made fun of. It's an absurd situation Nick is trying to place him into here.


His orbiters get it. They know Nick's complex well enough not to interfere with his desperate need to force concessions from others and so they will just sit on by and allow him to unravel. Smile and nod. Also bring it up when he's most aggrieved (and possibly drunk) topics about tweets or commentary being made about him. It definitely won't drive the content.

This attempt and letter definitely won't be used as another opportunity for him to bring back up just how reasonable he is by contacting him in the first place.

And should Eric ignore this very generous attempt, even though Nick says he doesn't blame him for thinking he is an asshole, he definitely won't attempt to make that some kind of win because Nick Rekieta never breaks up with anyone. Not allowed.
 
Second, if you believe Kiwi is gonna be just fine on the Clearnet with a 32 yo in Serbia whose meals are being paid for by Rumblerants and Odysee (as per him), I invite you to carefully listen to what BOTH Josh or Nick has to say about that.

You seem to mistakenly be under the impression that the KF is funded by MATI donations. The funds are completely separate. If Null can’t keep the KF going, no one can. Bizarre how you think he needs the help of a dishonest, alcoholic, coom brained, whitebread ass niggah, pretend lolyer.

Do I think Nick cares about free speech as much as Null (they've both deleted users and comments for debatable reasons)? Yes.

Null has never claimed to be a free speech absolutist. He’s for the capital I Internet but this is his website & he runs it how he sees fit.

He's not stupid.

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Anyway, an amusing superchat from when Kayla was Nick’s wife & not Our Wife.

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Anyway, an amusing superchat from when Kayla was Nick’s wife & not Our Wife.
I keep saying this but whores get paid. The Rekietas are the ones doing the paying for Mandingo room service. And I can't prove that Nick has always liked sucking black cock I think it stands to reason he probably does.
 
Elissa just did a victory lap after being mentioned by the Kino Casino.


PPP isn't wrong, but he's right for reasons he might not fully appreciate. I kinda wanna send @elb flowers now because HOLY SHIT is the Kino Casino a slog to get though in order to pick out the good nuggets.

Also, based Elissa pinned this on the clip where Coomalot says he doesn't know how to get to the Farms.

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I do not know if anyone else is of the same mind, but I think Nick is circling the drain of his internet career.
My Holy Grail clip is from somewhere in his early streams where he says that he knows he only has a few years to make content before he falls out of favor, and that he hopes whatever reason causes this is funny. I believe he was talking to a guest about the content creator lifecycle, and they may have been Kiwi-adjacent, but it's a lot to look through to find.

I think Past Nick would give his approval. While it is a bit sad, it is still really, really funny.
 
‘Align’ is probably the wrong word - it suggests that we have to pick a side and make concessions. The good thing about Rekieta, as I understood it, was he was a fellow traveller who was in the same position as we were - seeking the freedom to be allowed to speak their mind without censorship and obstruction by hypersensitive mob rule. The fact that he was a lawyer and was in a position to assist with practical matters was incidental (and something Null maintains he’s grateful for).
Actually this is something close to my story with Nick. I'm going to try and avoid getting too political here but it's important to the topic so sorry in advance.

Nick seemed like he knew what was going on and had the power to start putting an end to it, especially after being dubbed Law Pope over the Rittenhouse case. Nick had potential to be a powerful ally and champion. It was a white pill. For the first time, it seemed like Nick had an armada of legal experts who'd be perfect for assisting in reasonable change to the country. Anybody right of center will complain that the system is full of shyster lawyers with zero backbone. The best we'd get are a Tom Fitton or Robert Barnes.

But In my foolishly optimistic eyes, Nick was different. He had the potential to be a strong advocate for decent lawyers if not be one himself. The system is broken? Parts of it need change? He had the invested audience and probably influence. If Nick wanted to, in his heyday he could have helped build an army of Constitutionalist soldiers to help against the major cultural and legal decay that is leftist lawfare... Nahh. How about sit and bitch about it while drinking and doing fuck and all about it. None of these fucking weirdoes except Robert Barnes ever put his money where his mouth is. And that right there was my sobering epiphany: Nick is just another fake ass grifter.

This is my issue with the MAGA movement, GOP, Comicsgate, Gamergate and now Lawtube. All this whining about woke people and no impetus to do anything other than bitch about it on the internet. CG made comics but those were poorly planned KickStarters and nobody but Eric seemed to grasp the formula for sustaining an operation to make fully colored comics to be delivered on time. Everyone else is sticking their supporters in Indie hell with gaudy unfulfillable promises.

It's funny then how the crowd of do-nothings and lazy bums with failed KS campaigns have converged to attack the one guy doing any long-term sustainable good for the cultural movement.

Hey Dax, You're so ass-blasted about the art? Well, Eric doesn't draw the comics. Instead of starting a harassment campaign, frivolous lawsuits, and other faggy-ass attempts at bankrupting him, why not just suggest better artists to help fucking improve it?
What about you, Nick? Mister "I love Eric and want to see him make a zillion dahlaaz and I don't want anymore dramah but I'm going to go on stream and give the most outwardly vindictive and cringy art critique ever seen?" Why not give those critiques in better faith, instead of shilling for the faggot trying to bankrupt him and siding with scumbags who would jokingly stalk graves and disgrace people's dead?

Oh wait, that would mean they both weren't shallow, bitter, cantankerous pieces of worm shit.
 
I'm just going to ramble, so go ahead and ignore me.
It's kinda surreal how far Nick has fallen in so little time. A few years back, some people considered him up there with the likes of Daddy Jim, even begging them to stream together. He presented himself as a clean cut, kinda nerdy and mildly edgy. Now it's all just drinking and softcore fetish shit.
 
My Holy Grail clip is from somewhere in his early streams where he says that he knows he only has a few years to make content before he falls out of favor, and that he hopes whatever reason causes this is funny. I believe he was talking to a guest about the content creator lifecycle, and they may have been Kiwi-adjacent, but it's a lot to look through to find.

I think Past Nick would give his approval. While it is a bit sad, it is still really, really funny.
I'm just going to ramble, so go ahead and ignore me.
It's kinda surreal how far Nick has fallen in so little time. A few years back, some people considered him up there with the likes of Daddy Jim, even begging them to stream together. He presented himself as a clean cut, kinda nerdy and mildly edgy. Now it's all just drinking and softcore fetish shit.
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Rackets is in full addict mode. Trusting an addict is a blockheaded move, you don’t trust them until they are a few years sober.

Also, I think people are right that the worst day of his life was likely men at the Church telling him to take a hike after likely staging an intervention and having to listen to his pompous, white bread ass explaining how he’s not an addict. I’m guessing they likely dropped some social cues that he missed or ignored, maybe even tried to have him watch the Alcoholics Anonymous movie as a subtle social cue that yeah maybe you shouldn’t be teaching Bible school if you can’t understand the 12 Steps.
 
@Geared Chris
Rackets is in full addict mode. Trusting an addict is a blockheaded move, you don’t trust them until they are a few years sober.

Also, I think people are right that the worst day of his life was likely men at the Church telling him to take a hike after likely staging an intervention and having to listen to his pompous, white bread ass explaining how he’s not an addict. I’m guessing they likely dropped some social cues that he missed or ignored, maybe even tried to have him watch the Alcoholics Anonymous movie as a subtle social cue that yeah maybe you shouldn’t be teaching Bible school if you can’t understand the 12 Steps.
No, if it's the church angle I'd bet it's more along the lines they found out his wife and him were looking to swing. Could be something entirely different though more connected to the rest of his family so who knows. I think he started getting worse alcohol wise as a result of his fanbase turning on him for being a degenerate.

So
1. Unknown problem with Church Call Out
2. Overreaction due to being butthurt leads to crisis of faith (or abandonment of facade of faith) and Sexual Degeneracy
3. Sexual Degeneracy and hypocrisy begets audience backlash
4. Increased alcohol intake to deal with audience backlash becomes full blown alcohol addiction and melts his brain which compounds his problems holding onto or rebuilding his audience
 
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