Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

As I see it, why get milk from a mostly barren cow when there is three of the finest milk rich cows in Nick, Dax and Vito the Pedo. Eric maybe thin skinned and could handle criticism better, however, he is tame compared to Nick, Dax and Vito the Pedo. There is thousands of pages in the Nick and Dax thread alone. They would only have gotten this many pages if they both weren't such captivating train wrecks for us to watch.

Montagraph has had a live thread on the Farms since 2019. Null himself wrote it. In 2019, many people on the Farms had a largely positive opinion of Nick. Monty's thread didn't get much traffic. Even after all the shit with Metokur, and the spat with Nick (which predates Nick's total descent into cowdom), it still didn't get much traffic. Most people, for whatever reason, don't find him all that interesting.

Nick, Dick, Coomalot, or whomever, bitching about how the Farms doesn't find person x funny isn't gonna cause the Farms to find person x any more funny. They can cope by claiming July isn't catching much shit because Dick and Nick are operating in opposition to him but, as we've seen, that can also have nothing to do with it.

The tribalism is on their end. Not the Farms. What they're trying to do here seems almost like a oblique personal army request, and those are seldom well received.

Whatever happened to Nicks second black friend he steeled out to prove it was not just drexel? Think the dude made a channel called “out of the darkness” he was also an “anti-black black”

You are referring to Q.

He had beef with Drexel a few years back. It got ugly. I think because of that, there wasn't enough room in Nick's inner circle for two black dudes.

His channel:

https://www.youtube.com/@contemplation2926/videos

 

[Arch Zealot]

You are referring to Q.

He had beef with Drexel a few years back. It got ugly. I think because of that, there wasn't enough room in Nick's inner circle for two black dudes.

His channel:

https://www.youtube.com/@contemplation2926/videos

Thanks boss! Man he really does have the biggest lips ive ever seen.

He should unretire and drop the tea on the baldo man and his bull.
With him being an anti degenerate ultra trump fan its not Like he is ever gonna be friends with Nick and Drexel again

 

[huckbeine]

Let the record reflect that Eric July technically has a thread now. Albeit it's in the same place as Null's, so detractors like Nick and Coomalot can continue to pretend he doesn't I guess.

It's... uhhh... well, go see for yourself.

I guess I don't object to July having a thread in principle, but if your whole OP is the equivalent of "This is Eric July! He was epically owned by Dick Masterson and his based wack crack pack! Please go find more tard cum!" I don't like its prospects of making it out of PG.

In fact, right now it reminds me of that REALLY lame attempt to rewrite Jim's OP from a while back. That was a "work in progress" too. That one not only didn't make it out of PG, it was eventually taken out behind the barn and shot (by which I mean it was sent to the spergatory).

As I see it, why get milk from a mostly barren cow when there is three of the finest milk rich cows in Nick, Dax and Vito the Pedo. Eric maybe thin skinned and could handle criticism better, however, he is tame compared to Nick, Dax and Vito the Pedo. There is thousands of pages in the Nick and Dax thread alone. They would only have gotten this many pages if they both weren't such captivating train wrecks for us to watch.

Well, to be fair, upon looking at July being far too thin skinned, some of them are actually warranted, specially on the striking down videos and pirated copies of his book.

And I think regarding July's DMCA takedown of Riley's Clippaverse (which I think started all this hoolabaloo), July is actually right, he owns the trademark for Rippaverse and its abstract (this here is important). to keep it simple, trademark abstract means you can't copy the style, the concept, the way the logo is arranged even if its different, even if Rippaverse and Clippaverse are registered in different industries. so, looking at Clippaverse logo, it definitely copied the way how Rippaverse looks. So, July is actually in the legal right to strike down Riley. yeah striking down with DMCA is considered gay in our section of the internet, but July is in his legal rights to protect his trademark. Riley is not covered by parody laws since he is infringing the trademark abstract.

>inb4 what about the Coca-Cola, they are being copied in parodies. Clippaverse should be protected by parody laws too!
if you check the registration for Coca-Cola, they don't have trademark abstract. that means you can actually copy the way the Coca-Cola logo looks, but not the Coca-Cola word itself.

Anyway, I still blame July for this, he started all this shit with "monetize your haters" video series, if he just ignored them, the trolls wouldn't see July as a challenge to break him.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Thanks boss! Man he really does have the biggest lips ive ever seen.

Ha, I remember the first several streams I saw with him they came up with a new excuse for why his lips were so 'swollen' when someone asked in chat. Bee sting, daughter headbutted him in the mouth, stuff like that

 

[Become Worse]

Somebody in Elissa's comments made an amusing observation:

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I went back and watched the video clip, and Nick did indeed "dot st". São Tomé and Príncipe (.st) is a REALLY odd TLD to just pull from a hat. It's like Nick knows we've been on it for a while.

Also, today's idiot of the day is Squallshade:

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"I uncritically parrot everything Nick says."

The remnants of Rekieta's fandom really do feel like a cult at this point.

Incidentally, the guy has a Youtube channel, and he did a EFAP of July vs. Masterson back in June, with him on face cam. I can't be arsed to watch the whole 2 hour thing, but there might be some funny there. He seems a bit odd with a weird slow manner of speech.


I think we oughta lay off @Geared Chris now. I think his idea was stupid, but I also think he's passionate about wanting the site to survive. He's new, and I'm sure his heart is in the right place.

TBF, I'm also an ex-Rekieta fan, and I too have said some stuff on KF in the past that (especially in retrospect) was stupid. It's a learning experience.

After scrolling through his YouTube subscriptions and seeing an alarming amount of troons and loli v-tubers, I picked a couple low sub count channels he follows to look at and the first one is literally a vore fetish channel.

This is the current Rekieta fan base.

 

[Captain Manning]

Thanks boss! Man he really does have the biggest lips ive ever seen.

He should unretire and drop the tea on the baldo man and his bull.
With him being an anti degenerate ultra trump fan its not Like he is ever gonna be friends with Nick and Drexel again

Well, there's definitely no love lost between Q and Drex, but I dunno how Q feels about Rekieta. I didn't closely follow the thing because I stopped following Rekieta for the most back in late 2020. I only know the very broad strokes.

It's a shame @5t3n0g0ph3r is MIA, because he's the one that could probably give a good history lesson on the Q v. Drex thing. You could also try the site search function. Try here.

Actually, @Not Who You Think might wanna look into it too. I had forgotten that was even a thing until you just jogged my memory. I don't think Drex v. Q made it into the Drex thread. There were angry accusations about infidelity, and cucking, and shit.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

On Nick saying that KF is siding with Eric July due to tribalism, I would like to point out that he thinks KF is siding with Eric July because the other tribe is Nick and Dick. Think about it, KF would take the side of a NIGGER, just because of who is attacking him. Kind of analogous to a certain event that led to the creation of a certain organization, don't you think?

And that other 'tribe' has pedophiles too!

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I never watched it personally (or any of Q's other content) but on the Drex v Q thing I believe what happened was that Drexel was supposed to debate someone, maybe Q or maybe not, on the merits of marriage, monogamy , and child-rearing vs [insert whatever the fuck ideology Drex actually has].

What ended up happening was that Q invited like five women on to yell at Drexel for being a degenerate

After that Q gave up on the pro-family thing and started making a bunch of pro-Trump videos in the 2020 election cycle and made a ton of money before I think ultimately ending up banned, though he may have been able to make a new channel. Prior to the ban Nick said something like "Well, he's making about $30,000 a month right now so I won't deny him that but I just can't imagine doing it and not being bored out of my mind constantly covering the same thing. Also, if he's not careful he's going to end up banned."

Following that I don't remember Nick ever mentioning him again, though Drex brought him up sporadically to call him bitchmade etc

 

[Swole McPole]

Thanks boss! Man he really does have the biggest lips ive ever seen.

I thought you had to be exaggerating. Then I went over and looked. Fuck me but those are some niggerish lips.

After that Q started making a bunch of pro-Trump videos in the 2020 election cycle and made a ton of money before I think ultimately ending up banned, though he may have been able to make a new channel. Prior to the ban Nick said something like "Well, he's making about $30,000 a month right now so I won't deny him that but I just can't imagine doing it and not being bored out of my mind constantly covering the same thing. Also, if he's not careful he's going to end up banned."

The black conservative channels have been my favourites for years and years and years. Since early Tommy "black women are the worst stewards of children in history" Sotomayor.

I'm convinced that most of them are just grifting, but I don't really care. I'd rather see them reacting to a Thomas Sowell video than I would see them listen to some terrible 1970's prog rock. If you're going to pander to whitey for money, at least let your pandering be edifying.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Hi Nick, where are your daughters buddy?

 

[Illidan Stormrage]

I thought you had to be exaggerating. Then I went over and looked. Fuck me but those are some niggerish lips.


The black conservative channels have been my favourites for years and years and years. Since early Tommy "black women are the worst stewards of children in history" Sotomayor.

I'm convinced that most of them are just grifting, but I don't really care. I'd rather see them reacting to a Thomas Sowell video than I would see them listen to some terrible 1970's prog rock. If you're going to pander to whitey for money, at least let your pandering be edifying.

Damn, Tommy Sotomayor brings back memories. I used to watch his videos all the time years ago. Is he still around ?

 

[huckbeine]

Hi Nick, where are your daughters buddy?

Hopefully not taken to Disneyland by Drexel, or I hope so, unless Nicky wants to

 

[TheKillingWords]

What would happen if they wrote that donation off on their taxes and the IRS found out? Am I doing this right Nick? I’m just asking questions.

According to Nick, a person would be entirely justified in calling them because they "believed" there was cause for concern. After all, if one "believes" it, they're not technically trying to ruin their livelihood.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

According to Nick, a person would be entirely justified in calling them because they "believed" there was cause for concern. After all, if one "believes" it, they're not technically trying to ruin their livelihood.

So can I call the IRS if I'm concerned about Nick writing off his mustang? Really concerned about tax fraud here.

 

[Peace Through Power]

I scoured through terrorbytes of livestreams to bring you these spooky stories

The original gay friend story from Kayla

Spoiler: Source: LIVE Reading of the Quarterpounder's answer in Hambly v. Loter (January 3. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq4OpluaOCY

at around 1:17:10

Is the gay friend story true Nick?

Spoiler: Source: An Amendment For DEMOCRACY! What Could Go Wrong?! - LIVE! (January 5. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeQAfu6mYo

at around 16:10

Nicks Narcolepsy diagnosis story/When Nick was late from work

Spoiler: Source: Whoooaaaaaa boy, Beard Ethics, Shocking Videos, and Texas Case Law (April 6. 2019)

Whoooaaaaaa boy, Beard Ethics, Shocking Videos, and Texas Case Law

JUSTICE CHAT: https://streamlabs.com/rekietalaw MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/rekieta-law The Beard has been unethically complained against, I have acq...

www.youtube.com

at around 2:28:30

Bonus: Why Nick went to law school

Spoiler: Source: ARCHIVE: Threatened by a Moron: An Internet Lawyer's Tale (February 1. 2021)

Threatened by a Moron: An Internet Lawyer's Tale

Hey guys, I have a nice Sunday chilled out-hangout for you tonight. Let me tell you a story about being threatened by a complete weirdo who is also bad at c...

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at around 2:30:10

 

[Captain Manning]

Anyway, I still blame July for this, he started all this shit with "monetize your haters" video series, if he just ignored them, the trolls wouldn't see July as a challenge to break him.

I don't know who threw the first online stone, and I'm not sure if I care anymore.

I know who starting throwing stones IRL though, and that's not July.

I never watched it personally (or any of Q's other content) but on the Drex v Q thing I believe what happened was that Drexel was supposed to debate someone, maybe Q or maybe not, on the merits of marriage, monogamy , and child-rearing vs [insert whatever the fuck ideology Drex actually has].

What ended up happening was that Q invited like five women on to yell at Drexel for being a degenerate

After that Q gave up on the pro-family thing and started making a bunch of pro-Trump videos in the 2020 election cycle and made a ton of money before I think ultimately ending up banned, though he may have been able to make a new channel. Prior to the ban Nick said something like "Well, he's making about $30,000 a month right now so I won't deny him that but I just can't imagine doing it and not being bored out of my mind constantly covering the same thing. Also, if he's not careful he's going to end up banned."

Following that I don't remember Nick ever mentioning him again, though Drex brought him up sporadically to call him bitchmade etc

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Unfortunately, going through the thread, it appears a lot of the videos of that fight have been deleted, privated, or are from banned accounts, so it might be difficult to piece together an accurate record of World War Nig.

Reminder that this is why Local archives of video content are always best. Though, back in 2020, I guess few people thought either Nick or Drex would have cow threads. How times have changed.

So can I call the IRS if I'm concerned about Nick writing off his mustang? Really concerned about tax fraud here.

I mean, you technically could, I guess, but best not let Null find out. He yelled at the ONA idiots in the Fatrick thread when they started advocating everybody do that. I fully understand you're joking here though.

Nick and Null have similarities, but also many differences. One of the differences is I think Null generally doesn't believe in taking online shit into the real. Another difference is Nick is a hypocrite. He's probably be fine with somebody calling the IRS on July, but then lose his shit if somebody called the IRS on him. I doubt very much even Nick's antigovernmental stance is consistent. The government is most bad when it inconveniences Nick.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I mean, you technically could, I guess, but best not let Null find out.

It was a joke to point out Nick's nonsense.

Dodge all the taxes that you can tbh.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Huh, you know a funny thing a steer is a castrated male cow.

In the event that Nick is not an AIDS-riddled queer he is still a steer (AIDS-riddled cuckhold pseudo-castrate) because of the Balldo effectively castrating him. That old Texas Idiom is proven right: Only thing from Texas are steers and queers.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Well, there's definitely no love lost between Q and Drex, but I dunno how Q feels about Rekieta. I didn't closely follow the thing because I stopped following Rekieta for the most back in late 2020. I only know the very broad strokes.

It's a shame @5t3n0g0ph3r is MIA, because he's the one that could probably give a good history lesson on the Q v. Drex thing. You could also try the site search function. Try here.

Actually, @Not Who You Think might wanna look into it too. I had forgotten that was even a thing until you just jogged my memory. I don't think Drex v. Q made it into the Drex thread. There were angry accusations about infidelity, and cucking, and shit.

All these detail are in this thread back from the Multimedia days:

Q Duranji was one of Nick's 'friends' and had a conservative, religious boomer channel where he and other folks would talk current events in a Midwest Baptist, MAGA Trumper type style. He had Nick on a few times, and I got the sense he was part of the 'church group' from MN that Nick was involved with.

He presented much the same was as Nick, but more openly conservative and was not afraid to call the queers out. He at some point, was close to Douggy Ten Apples and did a news review show with him up until a few months ago. He got banned on his own channel 'Out of the Darkness' for being a Trump crusader alongside Doug and that Behizzy guy in the run-up and aftermath of the 2020 election.

Spoiler: Q and Drexel drama

Q and Drexel had some interaction (over being mutually Black?) and went back and forth on topics amicably until Q called out Drexel on marriage and relationship outlook and they agreed to debate on Q's show.

Allegedly, Q pitched it as a friendly discussion with a small group. What ended up happening was Q'd MOTHER coming on stream and berating Drexel with some of the other guests and Drexel not getting in a word edgewise. His mother dropped lines like: 'I don't know what kinds of women you associate with, but they are the wrong type. I know PLENTY of godly women who want a family', and 'I don't know how you grew up, but you need to come to me, and I will raise you right', among others. Drexel ended up leaving a bit early.

In the post-show aftermath, Drexel's position was that he was blindsided and the Q should not have let his mother on because he could not control her. She dominated the discussion, and Drexel was not able to go hard against her because it was Q's mum. He felt blindsided and tricked.

Q at first denied that the surprise appearance was planned. Then he gave ground that he was not impartial on his mother and should not have brought her on. But it was his mother, so 'you need to understand'. Eventually Q's mother ended up posting a comment on Q's video apologising for the insult to Drexel's parents.

Drexel wanted on Nick's show to put Q on blast and Nick agreed to give him a platform (This was before MigTown Podcast). He opened the show with the cringiest ' I do not want to do this, but...' disclaimer. He sat much of the show as Drexel ripped Q and he made sparse commentary. Drexel used Q's real name and generally chimped out. He then told Nick that Q had said something about Kayla in locker room type of conversations. (Nick later denied it was really anything and was just a 'misunderstanding.)

Drexel ended by sayin he was icing him out and cutting ties.

Nicks' connection to Q was never clear beyond being local, until someone dug into Q's legal troubles. He has a bunch of debt, failure to pay for services. repossession and Nick represented him for some of it. Eventually though, he vanished.

The last sighting of him was when Doug T. called him out for borrowing tens of thousands for an emergency, then disappearing (Probably from creditors). He then announced Q was not appearing on the show anymore and was blacklisted. He said he saw that Q had bought a new mobile home shortly after borrowing the money and stopped answering his calls. This was not the Christian thing to do and he thought of him as a brother in Christ. Shortly after, he said Q had reached out and that he was 'going through things' and needed understanding. He would still be on the show and friends.

Nothing else has been seen of him, as far as I know and Nick mentioned over a year ago that Q moved away.

EDIT: Fixed spoiler tags

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It's astounding that Nick is tanking his career and what remains of his liver by inserting himself into Juju the Cow's jihad with some random black comic book guy.

And with how fast this thread is moving, maybe Nick will get his own board at this rate. Call it Juju's Bizarre Adventure and have all the washed up losers Juju hangs around with.

Only hood that Nick grew up in was the family kkk robes, pointed little hood. The thing that showed me an insight into Nicks reasoning over EJ was when he went off about Eric’s blackness being part of why “people side with him.” Straight outta the Balldo’s mouth, no self awareness, no shame. It was when he posted that little rant about, “people only side with him because he is on the same side politically, AND BLACK.” Paraphrasing here, but pretty sure that happened the day after Nick’s seethe-stream #1 on EJ. Sure, claim people back him due to politics, but when trying to prove how not racist you are, don’t bring up your precious feelings of how everyone only supports him cause he’s black. Nick truly believes.

Nick is a fascinating sort of racist. He views blacks as a sort of walking minstrel show thing where they exist to amuse him (and that includes sexually of course, you just know Nick is big into BBC/interracial cuck porn). Drexel is a self-hating black person so of course he's content to be Nick's pet coon and make sure he's a walking collection of black stereotypes for Nick to guffaw at. Eric July is not a self-hating black man and unlike Drex who was raised entirely around whites, he actually is a hood nigga and therefore isn't going to shuck and jive for Nick.

Huh, you know a funny thing a steer is a castrated male cow.

In the event that Nick is not an AIDS-riddled queer he is still a steer (AIDS-riddled cuckhold pseudo-castrate) because of the Balldo effectively castrating him. That old Texas Idiom is proven right: Only thing from Texas are steers and queers.

There was speculation some pages back that Nick was seeing an escort. Was he getting pegged or is he that into sticking his balldo in her orifices?

Or maybe he does what all the other guys with ED do and take Viagra lol