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Funny thing is that before he starts the actual cooking, he makes some good points and good ideas. But once the cooking start it goes to hell fast
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Somebody should warn the fry cooks that he'll be arriving soon.
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It would be funny if literally nobody shows up to meet him
Funnier if they close for the day. If I were a rich man, I'd book the place. Jack shows up? Private function.
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posted today, for some reason stats didn't show up in ss, posted them below
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wtf did he do, rent a giant RV? I'm assuming he actually just found some random bullshit so he could bitch about the price of gas, which hilariously he pays more for due to his family being fatasses and killing their MPG
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i guess jack puts 20 gallons into whatever clapped-out starter-vehicle SUV tammy chauffeurs him around in, and then drinks the other 80 gallons. just stands there guzzling it down straight from the pump.
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This is my brand of petty and exactly the kind of thing I'd do if I won the lottery. Use my fortune to solve world hunger, save the environment, or send poor kids to college? Nahhhh....Let's publicly crap on Jack's dreams of being a celebrity chef or make some other disabled songwriter famous as opposed to Crusty Rusty,
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Most efficent way to get the calories his starving and emaciated body needs.
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I am guessing it's some boomer post he saw on FB and is just using it to bitch about California and inflation because he hates the current president
TheMovieGuy
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Few know that this is just the average price for a tank of gas in California now
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Of course Jack would rip it off of some other post. He's such a lazy sack of shit would you honestly believe that he would:
A. Get out of the car to pump gas.
B. Actually pay for shit.
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For me, the best moment is at 1:54. His face is so comical and revealing.
"Lookit...lookit how much *meat.*"
He says that with no excitement, happiness, or joy. For someone who's dedicated his life to pigging out, consequences be damned, you'd think there'd be some bliss at the realization that they gave him MOAR MEAT GUD. This indicates to me that Jack is at the stage of his addiction where the fun is gone. It's not a joyous banquet of tastes and smells anymore. What remains is the boring, shitty work to get and maintain his fix so that he doesn't get dopesick.
Also...goddamn have his eyes lost their coordination. lol. lmao even.
Dead Air
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So how much time you guys think old jackie boy has left at this rate? Six months? A year? He's right back to his old ways; not capable of any self reflection.
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When I start eating fud I don't just eat fud. I be strokin'
That's what I be doing, huh I be strokin'
I stroke out on the right
And I stroke out on the left
And I stroke out from the pulpork that I love the best
I be strokin'
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Jack will still be stuffing his face with meat at the heat death of the universe.
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Like don't get me wrong, 5.60 per gallon is pretty shit, but what the fuck is he doing fueling what seems to be an RV or an 18 wheeler? Also, what are the odds this fucking fat retard literally whined at Tammy to drive him ALL THE WAY to Cali solely so he can eat those borgls from In-n-Out or Waterburrgrr or whatever. I know it was to prove to the haters that the poor fucks he hung out with like him and he pulled some shit emotional manipulation on Chavez, but what if he just really wanted some california beef. In both holes.
Marisa
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given how rough he always sounds post-gorging, i really don't think he can make it very far into next year. between his hardened arteries, his overworked heart, and his mismanaged diabetes, he is really gambling with his life everyday. i'll be surprised if he doesn't have at least a health scare by christmas
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A very astute observation.
Lately, he sounds physically worn out after eating. He is out of breath, and literally looks like he is in discomfort. Since his last stroke, he also has a wet, gurgling sort of sound to his speech, and has to clear his throat very frequently.
He quite literally has developed a death rattle.
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Well there's your problem: 96.445 fucking gallons of gas at ~$5.60!
I wish this wasn't so horrific like the cooking videos, but alas. Meat and gasoline.
quick edit: my shitbox car holds about 17 gallons, and I'm able to drive a reasonable (American) distance (almost a whole Bulgaria (North to South) for my eurofriends)