Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Twitter power user Patrick.

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Telling two airline companies, two banks, four sports organizations, Podcasts, Reddit, Al Jazeera, and Roger Federer himself to go to prison all in one tweet. My sides are never going to recover from this

 

[DumbDude43]

Twitter power user Patrick.

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why is he telling elon musk, al jazeera, nascar and ben shapiro to enjoy prison?

 

[The Feline Solution]

PATRICK S. TOMLINSON PAID QUASI $41,849,87, ALMOST $10K MORE THAN WHAT WAS SHOWN ON WI COURT SITE, AND HE STILL OWES MORE THAN $10K ON THE FIRST JUDGEMENT ALONE

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I thought we were gonna have to wait a year to see it. I guess not. Context:

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He also still owes $10k on the original judgement. This isn't even counting the second judgement. So he owes Quasi over $28k at this point.

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Hooooly shit, Mr.Quasi's Wild Ride truly never ends! I feel he'll never dig his way out of all these payments, enjoy debtors prison. Can't imagine Lynne being too thrilled about all this.

Twitter power user Patrick.

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@ChasebankKenya 'the hell brought on this outburst?

 

[RussianParasite]

I was wondering how long it was going to take for the brothermen to remind Patrick about his debts after this recent discovery. Part of the below pictures (credit to OnA) are in a group chat and part where Pat responds to the stalker child outside of it. If Pat wasn’t a 1.7 GPA moron he’d probably notice that NO ONE ELSE in the group chat responds. Funny how that works.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think it speaks to what an impossibly unlikable prick Pat is that even when weens get third parties like Pat's in-laws involved --something that would be cringe and gay in any other situation-- it's still fucking hilarious.

ETA: And he's fat.

 

[LGHDR+]

I think it speaks to what an impossibly unlikable prick Pat is that even when weens get third parties like Pat's in-laws involved --something that would be cringe and gay in any other situation-- it's still fucking hilarious.

Edge case.

Pat's in-laws are active weens and a-logs themselves who cut him out of Christmas photos, so it was really like just including other brothermen on the conversation. They were probably laughing (or frantically taking notes).

Regardless, your astute observation that it is fucking hilarious is unassailable. However, I must inquire - did you exclude his obesity because you didn't notice, or were you distracted by the shortness of breath from laughing?

Because he is unquestionably fat.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Dear God. This is the one that even the modern Star Wars fans hate!

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Sabine goes swish swish, Ezra goes swish swish and 'A Good Friend' goes swish swish; character development.

 

[FinnSven]

Edge case.

Pat's in-laws are active weens and a-logs themselves who cut him out of Christmas photos, so it was really like just including other brothermen on the conversation. They were probably laughing (or frantically taking notes).

Regardless, your astute observation that it is fucking hilarious is unassailable. However, I must inquire - did you exclude his obesity because you didn't notice, or were you distracted by the shortness of breath from laughing?

Because he is unquestionably fat.

It’s bad enough when a child in a family gets into a relationship with a total prick.

But it’s even worse when that prick isn’t just able to keep the household running and confine their prickery to being a dick at gatherings.

Like Fatrick’s case, the wider family end up having to bail them out and hear about this odd nonsense involving crazy enemies from the internet.

However, if Fatrick were to pass away?

This is not in any way a suggestion or encouragement to hurt or make an attempt on Fatrick’s life.
This is also not a wish or hope that Fatrick passes away from natural causes, an unfortunate accident or act of god.

If Fatrick were to pass away what would happen with the outstanding debt?
Would Niki still be on the hook for it or is it usual practice for cancellation in the event of death?

It’s not like a credit agreement on a material item of course, in which if a person dies the nearest and dearest can assume the debt rather than the item be returned to the creditor.

It is more like a fine, which in the event of the fined person dying, they don’t pursue the relatives or spouse.

But as has been pointed out, it is state law in Wisconsin that the spouse is responsible for this kind of debt.

So in theory, does this still continue in the event of the key responsible person dying?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If Fatrick were to pass away what would happen with the outstanding debt?
Would Niki still be on the hook for it or is it usual practice for cancellation in the event of death?

If Patrick raged himself into an early grave, I can see proceeds from an estate sale paying off his debt. Niki would probably be pissed that she doesn't get any money, but at the same time relieved that she's no longer tied to the fat man.

 

[RussianParasite]

So in theory, does this still continue in the event of the key responsible person dying?

I do not want to indulge a theoretical situation where Patrick hasn’t paid back every red cent he owes Quasi. I guess after that he can go die of embarrassment, but we should allow for nicer thoughts on this thread.

ETA: such discussions also may distract some from the fact that Patrick is very, very fat.

 

[LGHDR+]

I do not want to indulge a theoretical situation where Patrick hasn’t paid back every red cent he owes Quasi. I guess after that he can go die of embarrassment, but we should allow for nicer thoughts on this thread.

Hey! Irresponsible moralfagging is MY job!

...oh, wait. "Irresponsible". Nevermind, Quasi needs to get paid and Fatrick needs to watch.

Carry on!

 

[FinnSven]

I do not want to indulge a theoretical situation where Patrick hasn’t paid back every red cent he owes Quasi. I guess after that he can go die of embarrassment, but we should allow for nicer thoughts on this thread.

ETA: such discussions also may distract some from the fact that Patrick is very, very fat.

I don’t want him to die. Oh no no no!

Aside from the fact he is more or less a person and enjoys the universal right to exist, his saga of failure has so many more decades of hilarity to come.

Him childing workers in a care home between pained breaths is something to look forward too!

The reason I wondered how the law would work regarding this debt and Fatrick’s unfortunate demise, is that I wonder how sick of all of this Niki’s family are getting?

 

[Fortnite Bear]

If Patrick raged himself into an early grave, I can see proceeds from an estate sale paying off his debt. Niki would probably be pissed that she doesn't get any money, but at the same time relieved that she's no longer tied to the fat man.

Being cut off from the fat man doesn’t mean that she’s going to lose the herpes he gave her as well

 

[Cubikimi]

Man, this has been a prime example of watching the sunken cost fallacy in action. I wonder if that’s the same thing keeping Niki around, because I feel like any other sane human would have left the Pig, before he squandered all this money.

 

[Piggle Rick]

on a self inflicted vanity trip through the courts

You have a way with words, Mr Sven. This one made me laugh out loud and then have to explain to my cow-worker.

 

[bile demon]

I was wondering how long it was going to take for the brothermen to remind Patrick about his debts after this recent discovery. Part of the below pictures (credit to OnA) are in a group chat and part where Pat responds to the stalker child outside of it. If Pat wasn’t a 1.7 GPA moron he’d probably notice that NO ONE ELSE in the group chat responds. Funny how that works.
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Fucking lol at adding Kathleen Kludy to the group chat. Isn't she that only vaguely Pat-adjacent beast shits lady?

 

[LGHDR+]

@ChasebankKenya 'the hell brought on this outburst?

They won't process the transactions for his niggeroni sales

 

[The Feline Solution]

They won't process the transactions for his niggeroni sales

I don't even know why especially that @ sent my sides into orbit. I still want to know what prompted that mass tagging, it's completly unhinged, schizo territory.

 

[Maude Snew]

Due to advances in technology and the newly launched BLUBBLE space telescope that's entirely built to observe the fatness that is Rick it is the opinion of the scientific community that Niki is just caught in the intense gravity well that is Fat Rick and just accumulating negre flatulence to hopefully one day release all of it with enough thrust to break orbit.

 

[LGHDR+]

Due to advances in technology and the newly launched BLUBBLE space telescope that's entirely built to observe the fatness that is Rick it is the opinion of the scientific community that Niki is just caught in the intense gravity well that is Fat Rick and just accumulating negre flatulence to hopefully one day release all of it with enough thrust to break orbit.

Kerbal space program is about to get one hell of a disgusting mod, isn't it?