Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Why are we still talking about Zoe Quinn? And by we I mean any other loser in this thread who still thinks she's relevant. Yes she's a scumbag, yes she used fear tactics and victim complexes to get her game out there... no, she won't be making games again. Her career is completely ruined as is are five guys and their burger and fries.
Same reason we talk about Wu or DSP. This is the fun part, where they try to change into something new or stagnate and constantly wonder why their audience is shrinking.
 
The saddest part of the logs is Chris Kluwe. I get that he was just a punter, but he was still making half a million and playing in the NFL. It's a pretty sweet lifestyle. Whether it's the women that will throw themselves at athletes. The money which is pretty good. The media attention and local fame. Or the fact you have a front row seat to the fucking NFL and get to play on the same team as Adrian Peterson without getting brain damaged in the process.

He now hangs out with Peter Coffin in online chatrooms.
 
The saddest part of the logs is Chris Kluwe. I get that he was just a punter, but he was still making half a million and playing in the NFL. It's a pretty sweet lifestyle. Whether it's the women that will throw themselves at athletes. The money which is pretty good. The media attention and local fame. Or the fact you have a front row seat to the fucking NFL and get to play on the same team as Adrian Peterson without getting brain damaged in the process.

He now hangs out with Peter Coffin in online chatrooms.
It seems like all the anti-GG folks thought that it all would have blown over and everything would have gone their way with little-to-no resistance. Chris was probably no exception and thought it would just lead to a month or two of online bullshit followed by being able to add being a proud social justice hero to the assets you already listed.
 
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Yep, As expected, here come Chelsea's 4th tier water carriers to play damage control. "Who cares that the logs expose Quinn and her friends as total ass monkeys....the guy who leaked it was retweeted by Eron once!11!111!!"

The interesting thing is that there has been a rumor floating around since Five Guys that Jontron disliked Zoe for attention whoring during the youtube game jam and her pushing like crazy to get everyone to go with her shitty game ideas (Staring contest with a picture of Jeff Goldblum) This gives the rumor credence just because she seems so ass mad that Jon didn't love her game ideas.

I'm guessing that Jon noticed the shit Chelsea was trying to pull, and decided to keep his interaction with her to a minimum so he could concentrate on making a halfway decent game as opposed to Zoe's plan to push out that stupid staring game and troll for attention. Of course, after the whole thing blew up, she goes whining to her then boy toy Grayson at Kotaku about how JonTron was so mean to her you guise and some producer wanted her to prance around with her tits out or some other made up shit.

I'm sure the fact that most of the "witnesses" backing her up either weren't there or were sleeping with Chelsea wasn't important at all. The timing of the article being around the same time as the announcement of her "Rebel Jam" (the site's Paypal was directly linked to her bank account, btw) is just a mere coincidence!
 
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Yep, As expected, here come Chelsea's 4th tier water carriers to play damage control. "Who cares that the logs expose Quinn and her friends as total ass monkeys....the guy who leaked it was retweeted by Eron once!11!111!!"



I'm guessing that Jon noticed the shit Chelsea was trying to pull, and decided to keep his interaction with her to a minimum so he could concentrate on making a halfway decent game as opposed to Zoe's plan to push out that stupid staring game and troll for attention. Of course, after the whole thing blew up, she goes whining to her then boy toy Grayson at Kotaku about how JonTron was so mean to her you guise and some producer wanted her to prance around with her tits out or some other made up shit.
God forbid a porn star prance around with her tits out!
 
The interesting thing is that there has been a rumor floating around since Five Guys that Jontron disliked Zoe for attention whoring during the youtube game jam and her pushing like crazy to get everyone to go with her shitty game ideas (Staring contest with a picture of Jeff Goldblum) This gives the rumor credence just because she seems so ass mad that Jon didn't love her game ideas.

JonTron did sort of vaguely clarify once on twitter but left it simply at "we were not super keen on each other but I don't really remember much of it" - which is basically a very nice way of saying "oh my god she was a fucking bitch"

That and pre-made nonsense sounds like cheating, Zoe probably isn't skilled enough to put a from-scratch game together in the time given.

But it is interesting that the whole "sexist" producer angle isn't mentioned, as that was implied to be the final straw of the whole business. It always sounded hyped up to me, TV producers are always looking for an angle, you can see it coming from a mile away if your savvy enough. So not surprising when they start being like "hey women in this industry are a bit unusual" and "do you think you can keep up with the fellas ehhhh?"

In short, Zoe basically trashed a realtively interesting Game Show concept because she couldn't be the pretty princess.
 
REading these logs just makes me think one thing. How similar these people are to Old KKK members. Where everything can somehow be blamed on minorities and every negative trait is one shared by minorities.

You know who steals our jobs? Gators. Who ruins gaming? GAtors. Why do I have a pimple? Gators.
 
In short, Zoe basically trashed a realtively interesting Game Show concept because she couldn't be the pretty princess.

Worth remembering that not only did she trash one game jam, she attempted to sabotage The Fine Young Capitalist game jam, and wound up starting her own game jam, with donations going to her personal paypal account, and no set date two years later! Definitely the kind of character to hitch your wagons to*yawn*
 
her game chuck tingle game will be amazing
I still don't understand how she's a game dev.
Aside from Depression Quest (which was basically a choose your own adventure book made in twine) what game design and programming has she done?
 
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I still don't understand how she's a game dev.
Aside from Depression Quest (which was basically a choose your own adventure book made in twine) what ganme design and programming has she done?


if the tingler game is a playable novel like depression quest it will be a fun little game because tingle's subject matter is much more entertaining than a mopey depression simulator
 
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