If you were given $10 for every homeless person you beat up, how many would you beat up?

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Nick Gars
That's easy, all of them. You see, it's like grinding in an RPG. At first, you're only able to beat up 30-60 homeless a day depending on your stamina. After a couple weeks of relentless homeless bashing, purchase a beater truck and several blunt objects to "joust" with, bada-da-bing bada-da-boom, you just reached level 2. Now your homeless bashing capabilities will grow exponentially to the point you can hit level 3: hiring goons. After level 3, it's just a matter of you and your party grinding out the post game till every homeless bashing quest has been 100% completed. You'll be filthy rich by the time you're done.

It's not rocket science.
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That's easy, all of them. You see, it's like grinding in an RPG. At first, you're only able to beat up 30-60 homeless a day depending on your stamina. After a couple weeks of relentless homeless bashing, purchase a beater truck and several blunt objects to "joust" with, bada-da-bing bada-da-boom, you just reached level 2. Now your homeless bashing capabilities will grow exponentially to the point you can hit level 3: hiring goons. After level 3, it's just a matter of you and your party grinding out the post game till every homeless bashing quest has been 100% completed. You'll be filthy rich by the time you're done.

It's not rocket science.
 
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$0.

To start with, $10 a fight is really cheap, it's not really worth my time tbh.

But you also need to factor in the risk. For every 10 or so, one will fight back, give you tuberculosis, stick you with a needle, give you flees, or AIDS.

It's limitless really, these people are like sewer rats, they carry every disease under the sun.

Now, if we were talking 10K a pop, I might consider throwing my hat in the ring.
 
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Shidoen said:
I'd be the richest man in the world if previous altercations counted.
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It does not apply retroactively.
MrTroll said:
I'd pay the homeless people $2 to beat themselves up and then pocket a net profit of $8 each without having to lift a finger.
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You have to be the one being up the homeless.
Safir said:
Zero, I'm not in the US and finding some homeless to beat up would amount to lower than minimum wage.
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Clearly you’ve never been to Frankfurt.
AgendaPoster said:
Can't we beat the rich elites instead
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If you steal their homes, yeah.
 
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I don't want to touch a homeless person, let alone get into a fight where blood or other fluids could be involved, i might pay 10 dollars to avoid a homeless person all together however.
 
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Can you beat up the same homeless person twice and receive more money? You didn't say we had to beat them to death so I assume they survive the encounter. If we can beat them up again, is there a cool down period? Or can we launch back into it as soon as they get up again?

If we aren't allowed to beat them up more than once are we allowed to brand them so we know at a glance which ones we've already beaten? I plan on beating so many id have a hard time remembering their faces. It'd be nice if I could hog tie them and brand them on their forehead.
 
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Nick Gars said:
That's easy, all of them. You see, it's like grinding in an RPG. At first, you're only able to beat up 30-60 homeless a day depending on your stamina. After a couple weeks of relentless homeless bashing, purchase a beater truck and several blunt objects to "joust" with, bada-da-bing bada-da-boom, you just reached level 2. Now your homeless bashing capabilities will grow exponentially to the point you can hit level 3: hiring goons. After level 3, it's just a matter of you and your party grinding out the post game till every homeless bashing quest has been 100% completed. You'll be filthy rich by the time you're done.

It's not rocket science.
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I still can't get over the ending of the main quest, gets me emotional to this day.
 
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So if I beat them up AND rape them I get $8? Or I have to pay $2 and forfeit the initial reward?

If I get $8 for it, is there a form I can submit to get back pay because I believe you owe me over $30,000 at this point.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
24 hours
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Can I farm them? Like set up a homeless shelter that they can't leave. Every 24 hours I beat them up. At a certain size I'm sure it would be economically viable. I'll just feed them cadmium contaminated rice from China. If I bulk order I can keep the price low. When they eventually succumb to heavy metal poisoning I can just round some more hobos up.
 
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