Adam Johnston / YourMovieSucks / YourMovieSucksDOTorg / AnUnkindness - It's hip to fuck dogs.

[Harm]

Bruh, I was at least expecting there to be some vain "I don't chew so I can preserve my teeth!" cope, but he actually believes the only reason to chew food is to get it to fit down your throat??? He sounds so smug too, "no, you don't have to chew noodles." What a narc-brained slob. His faggot friend isn't helping by implying that people only chew food for the pleasure of chewing food. When someone finally explains it's about digestion, Adam gets MAD?? What a psycho.

I don't know if it bears explaining why he's wrong that it "doesn't matter," but food you swallow is only in your system to be broken down and digested for a finite amount of time before you pass it in feces and your body cannot break it down with stomach enzymes and acids as well as it can with your teeth. Also, yes, blending foods typically does make it easier to absorb the nutrients in the food Adam. Very good, you figured it out, but you said it as if it was absurd and therefore wrong.

"I'm not getting any less nutrients!"



Where the fuck were this faggot's parents? Didn't love him enough to even teach him how to eat, goddam.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

So this fucker can self-admittedly guzzle nigger cum down his throat, but somehow noodle oil is an issue for him? Probably even worse if those are curry noodles or ramen..

What the ever-loving fuck? THIS is where you draw the line?

 

[AskeDead]

Bro what the fuck

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This is taking no-chew november way too far.

How do you not know how to chew your food, and why it's important?

 

[Seafarer]

Do you think he likes slurping down noodles because that scene in The Lion King where they slurp down the bugs makes his dick hard?

It wouldn’t surprise me given how degenerate he is plus his autistic obsession with that movie.

 

[Null]

okay, there's one of three things going on

1. this is some sort of weird gay humblebrag about literally never using teeth
2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

 

[Burd Turglar]

Maybe he should start dating Liz Fong if he's going to act like a snake.

Edit
@Null, I'm gonna go ahead and firmly say number 3 on this one.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

okay, there's one of three things going on

1. this is some sort of weird gay humblebrag about literally never using teeth
2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

Other than number 3, the sheer amount of drinking he does would fuck your teeth up too.

 

[McMitch]

Chat realizes Adam doesn't chew his noodles, he explains why. Slurp and swallow!

Relevant

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

This absolutely, without a doubt, will prevent the food from digesting properly. Not only does it drastically decrease the area on which acid and enzymes can work on digesting the food, it prevents the early digestive process that starts in your mouth with various enzymes from functioning at all. I honestly can't imagine how detrimental it would be for nutrient absorption let along what it would do to the digestive tract long term.

He should really look at what happenes to the teeth/gums/oral health of people that are only fed through a g-tube to get an idea of what happens when you don't use your mouth mechanically for the purpose for which it was intended.

 

[niggers]

okay, there's one of three things going on

1. this is some sort of weird gay humblebrag about literally never using teeth
2. he has an eating disorder and his teeth are ruined
3. he is mega autistic

#2 was my first thought. this might be an attempt to pass sensitive teeth off as some kind cool quirk separating him from the normies

 

[Null]

#2 was my first thought. this might be an attempt to pass sensitive teeth off as some kind cool quirk separating him from the normies

it would also explain why his face is so bloated now.

 

[THE KACZYNSKI]

ahahaha the video of slurping down a fist of noodles is fucking horrific.
I love the excuse of saving time. I really doubt Adam is making use of the thirty seconds saved every day. Although surely not chewing takes longer? Are you just swallowing and fighting your reflex every single time you eat, I dont get it.

 

[HarveyMCR]

TIL: I am not chewing my food enough

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

TIL: I am not chewing my food enough

The general rule is if you can identify what you ate when it reappears you aren't chewing your food well enough.

 

[HarveyMCR]

The general rule is if you can identify what you ate when it reappears you aren't chewing your food well enough.

TIL: I'm chewing my food adequately but less than the scientifically recommended amount?

 

[变性黑鬼]

it would also explain why his face is so bloated now.

Actually... I just remembered that his special talent is vomiting on command.

I don't remember where I learned this. I think it was a Mumkey Jones video cameo. He says "it's easy to vomit on command, just think of your stomach like a lung and exhale" and while talking he expels a bunch of vomit.

NIGGA IS BULEMIC 1000%

Kind of makes me sad, I was thinking that he's just so into furry vore porn and up his own intellectual ass that he decided to avoid chewing.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

TIL: I'm chewing my food adequately but less than the scientifically recommended amount?

You're chewing enough to meet the medical standard. I'd say that's good enough, unless you are trying to min/max your life.

 

[Harm]

I don't remember where I learned this. I think it was a Mumkey Jones video cameo. He says "it's easy to vomit on command, just think of your stomach like a lung and exhale" and while talking he expels a bunch of vomit.

Oh right, he talks about this in one of his earlier YMS videos and even uses footage of himself vomiting on command while on a camping trip. I think it was a Saw video where he says that instead of bleeding into a trap, they should start puking into it (you know, because Jigsaw keeps them well-fed while holding them captive).

 

[The Good Dog]

Dear God not chewing your food properly can literally destroy your stomach, your bowels and your immune system. It's almost like not even eating in some cases and it even ruins your teeth!