Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Baphomet_Chan]

I sometimes wonder is she even has the most fleeting thought that perhaps all this bad juju she gets is a result of offending one of the many deities she claims to worship.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I sometimes wonder is she even has the most fleeting thought that perhaps all this bad juju she gets is a result of offending one of the many deities she claims to worship.

I would say of course not - they're apparently all her best friends and want to fuck her - but I remember her chimping out over a demon once. She blamed some bad luck on a certain goetic demon she had been working with and tweeted out a load of FUCK YOU ASMODEUS YOU FUCKED UP MY LIFE FUCK YOU (or whatever demon it was). Nothing to do with the repercussions of her own actions/the average bad luck anyone has - no, it had to be a demon's fault.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I sometimes wonder is she even has the most fleeting thought that perhaps all this bad juju she gets is a result of offending one of the many deities she claims to worship.

She blames everything on the evil Republicans and straight white people

 

[Helvetia]

i don't know if anyone else is keeping up with staph's Facebook page, but I didn't see these posted in the last week so thought i'd show off a collection of sped-worthy posts.

i love how she writes all of her posts as if it's not just her fat ass sausage fingers and her greasy phone


isn't this your only job staph? the reason you can't get a real one?


isn't indigenous people's day about native Americans? I'm a eurofag, but why would she be pushing a siberian band that isn't even headed by an indigenous siberian?


i did try and archive the page, but zucc cucked me and it only saved the first post. she's turned off sharing of posts unless you have a facebook account, which kinda seems dumb if she's trying to get more outreach.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

i'm trying to parse the nightstalker comment. ramirez would force his victims to declare their love for satan while he assaulted them. staph seems to think every true and honest edgelord should know that fun little factoid. she's even more of an insane fucking cycle path than this shitty troll, so do NOT mess with xyr...or else

Give me a break. In a comment earlier in this thread by @Pee Your Pants (iirc), there was a screenshot of Steph saying she first learned who Jeffrey Dahmer was in 2017! Wtf never heard of him before then, at her age? Not only that, she learned of him watching My Friend Dahmer (I recommend, btw), which starred Ross Lynch, a fucking Disney kid*. REAL EDGY, Steph.

* (Austin & Ally, which, having kids who were the right ages for it, I suffered through far too many times (all four seasons of it), along with multiple viewings of the movie Teen Beach, also starring Ross. Apparently he also appeared in a Kidz Bop video earlier on. He was in MFD in 2017, one year after A&A ended.

Side trivia: After MFD, he was the second-billed after Kiernan Shipka in The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which I unironically enjoyed.)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She blames everything on the evil Republicans and straight white people

Also KiwiFarms. Although she thinks that "white Republican' is synonymous with "KF user," so it's all the same in her book.

i don't know if anyone else is keeping up with staph's Facebook page, but I didn't see these posted in the last week so thought i'd show off a collection of sped-worthy posts.

i love how she writes all of her posts as if it's not just her fat ass sausage fingers and her greasy phone
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isn't this your only job staph? the reason you can't get a real one?
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isn't indigenous people's day about native Americans? I'm a eurofag, but why would she be pushing a siberian band that isn't even headed by an indigenous siberian?
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i did try and archive the page, but zucc cucked me and it only saved the first post. she's turned off sharing of posts unless you have a facebook account, which kinda seems dumb if she's trying to get more outreach.

I forgot that that's what "bxy" meant. Wouldn't demi boy suffice? "Male with a side of not male (including agender)" was my impression of what "demi boy" meant. Bxy sounds like a shitty play on something like "womyn," which still means "women" at the end of the day.

And yes, Indigeneous People's Day is supposed to honor Native Americans, both the ones that were killed during colonization and the tribes that still exist today. She's just plugging some European band that she digs at the moment and is trying to half ass tie it into her "activism." If she really wanted to pose as a supporter of indigenous rights, she would've probably tried to discuss two spirit or similar native third gender concepts that SJWs think are progressive.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I forgot that that's what "bxy" meant. Wouldn't demi boy suffice?

I dunno, man; you look at her? She looks boxy to me.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Give me a break. In a comment earlier in this thread by @Pee Your Pants (iirc), there was a screenshot of Steph saying she first learned who Jeffrey Dahmer was in 2017! Wtf never heard of him before then, at her age? Not only that, she learned of him watching My Friend Dahmer (I recommend, btw), which starred Ross Lynch, a fucking Disney kid*. REAL EDGY, Steph.

Here you go.

If I recall correctly, her reveal of her ghost boyfriends was about 2017 which only included Heath Ledger, MJ and Ramirez at the time. She said she had been in a ghost relationship with Heath Ledger since 2008. I don't know when the earliest mention of Dahmer was, but it looks like 2017 was when he drifted into her life after seeing My Friend Dahmer. So lame. A normal person would just thirst after the actor who played him.


'GFM or nothing.' No one is going to donate to someone with such a rude attitude. I thought she had gone off of the idea of dick surgery as she cooled down her suicide baiting about it.


It's because you have a dumpy auntie haircut and wear pastel colours. In every recent video/picture there is no evidence of binding.

This next one made me laugh:

I don't know about any of you other fellas in the thread, but if someone said 'oh shit, is that a gnome?' if I walked into a shop, it wouldn't fill me with masculine pride.

Rare footage of Staph crossing the road to buy chicken after it's stopped thunder storming.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

yeah I'm sure she binds her massive babblers real well, I can't believe she gets misgendered

 

[Pee Your Pants]

yeah I'm sure she binds her massive babblers real well, I can't believe she gets misgendered

I hate that I searched the thread and found the post of her bindered babblers but now you can suffer along with me, cursed with the knowledge of how effectively well she binds.

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Don't click this unless you're ready for Stephanie's saggy grandma titties.

Spoiler: You were warned.

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If you excuse me, seeing these made me need to lay face down.

 

[moorhen]

I hate that I searched the thread and found the post of her bindered babblers but now you can suffer along with me, cursed with the knowledge of how effectively well she binds.

If covering your tits in bits of tape is binding then every woman who’s ever used titty tape to stop their boobs from falling out of their dress is trans now.

They make binders for fats now, she could just buy one of those, but that’s not going to happen.

A massive part of the reason she gets “misgendered” is because of her dumpy frumpy haircut.
I hope she goes bald but refuses to cut her hair. Friar Tuck looking bitch.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I feel like she had a binder at one point but stopped wearing it because she was uncomfortable. I could be wrong.

 

[Plague Flea]

I feel like she had a binder at one point but stopped wearing it because she was uncomfortable. I could be wrong.

She has had at least one binder previously, for example this one in 2019. And she did complain about it being uncomfortable.

But she’s said repeatedly that she doesn’t hate her tits, so there‘s no purpose to her binding anyway.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

That's one of the most deluded things about her. She makes no effort to pass. No man alive right now in this period of history has that ugly haircut. The thought of a cisgender man with that haircut, wearing holographic/leopard print/any ugly patterned leggings, and a pastel tshirt with some Nana looking print of a cat/some flowers etc is gross to imagine. There isnt any type of man, not even some super hipster twink, who could pull her aesthetic off without reading as a mentally ill pedo.

She used to have short hair, so I don't know why she doesn't go back to it. I think she intentionally doesn't want to pass, just so she can feel oppressed by being misgendered. Then again, she says she identifies as a wild man of the woods/gnome/demonkin, so she is devoid of logic. I can't imagine any type of forest dweller with that haircut. No matter what she identifies as, in this case a man, its never special enough, so she adds layers.

It's surprising that she actually committed to hormones, because she can't even commit to using a binder or getting a masculine haircut. Regarding her insistence about getting surgery, she has the perfect excuse to not commit to having it - not being able to afford it - which doubles as something to moan about.

At least she presents herself like a massive ugly red flag to be avoided.

 

[Soft Boiled Egg]

Then again, she says she identifies as a wild man of the woods/gnome/demonkin, so she is devoid of logic. I can't imagine any type of forest dweller with that haircut.

one of the things I find so funny about her genderlarping is the way she always chooses such aestheticised cultures or creatures to base her entire identity from, all whilst refusing to actually bother to at least try to emulate the popular aesthetics associated with those things. like, sometimes, it's understandable - she can larp all she wants and say her whole gender and sense of being is based around Nordic vikings or men who live off the land in the forest or whatever, but she's not going to suddenly become 6ft tall and blonde with abs that ripple as she chops wood in the forest or something. other times, though, it's so fucking confusing. like, she claims to be LITCHERALLY a devil/demon/witch/whatever the fuck, but 14 year old girls in their goffik emo phases who base their entire wardrobe off Stevie Nicks in the album cover for Rumours do it better than she ever could. she just doesn't even bother to try.

but I think it peaks when we get to her current obsession with gnomes. of all the things staph identifies with, gnomes are surely the closest. she's got the neckbeard, she's got the sheer girth and height, she probably already has the eating habits of a hobbit. so why, then, does she still refuse to actually bother to look the part? all she'd have to do is swap out her frumpy granny clothes for similarly frumpy hippy grandma clothes, and she seems like the type of middle aged woman to LOVE a corduroy waistcoat. but she actively chooses NOT to go after the look that goes along with her larp. like, why'd she buy a glittery cane? that's not very vikingcore hobbitcore creaturecore goblincore woodcore cottagecore whatever the fuck. why wouldn't she try and look the part if that's what she's basing her entire identity off? I just don't get it. she's just such an enigma. such a staph moment, honestly.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

No man alive right now in this period of history has that ugly haircut.

She's going for the medieval pageboy, maybe? Works with the larp?

Holy Roman Emperor Ferdinand I as a child:


Early 20th century resurgence:


Just a modern guy:

corduroy waistcoat

she probably already has the eating habits of a hobbit

"Second breakfast," for sure. Now I want a shop of Steph's head on Bilbo Baggins' body (maybe this one, from the 1971 animated version of The Hobbit. Hair color checks out, sword, physique (bound!), oddly placed body hair...check, check, check.):

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She probably hides them because you tried to commit die with them once and to save her fucking floor from foot shavings. Go buy your own, you dirty bitch.


I can't stand it when she starts with a 'sigh.'


Another identity to add to the pile.

@Friend of Dorothy Parker Here you go.


Kinda like this one better.
I'm sure someone with better skills could make something better.

 

[p0mm3rz]

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Her mother's cuticle scissors? Her mother, who previously fought and is currently fighting cancer? Female cancers, if I recall correctly? She uses her cancer-ridden mother's cuticle scissors to cut open packets of testosterone, which is known for causing and exacerbating female cancers?

I hate Stephanie Calin Cianfriglia with my whole entire heart.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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She probably hides them because you tried to commit die with them once and to save her fucking floor from foot shavings. Go buy your own, you dirty bitch.

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I can't stand it when she starts with a 'sigh.'

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Another identity to add to the pile.

@Friend of Dorothy Parker Here you go.
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I'm sure someone can do better.

Thank you! But when I clicked the view attachment link, instead of opening an attachment it tried to go to a KF page and told me page not found :-(.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Thank you! But when I clicked the view attachment link, instead of opening an attachment it tried to go to a KF page and told me page not found :-(.

Don't know what happened there, but I fixed it. I'm sure someone could do better than my crude Photoshop skills, but I think the shitness suits her.

Also adding to the conversation about how she makes no effort to present herself as whatever she identifies with. She doesn't have to. Simply because she spends all her time online behind an avatar that looks nothing like her. She just proclaims she is a viking/gnome/intersex/man/bxy and presumes everyone online will blindly believe her. A lot of other chronically online people probably have created a picture in their mind of what she could look like, just from her online persona. From doing that, she carries the delusion into the real world.