Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Super-Chevy454]

I'm having a really difficult time getting a response with your suggestions. It blocks a lot of shit. It wouldn't allow me to tell it to look like a poster or say anything about "child policy."
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Too bad because it would have been fun to see a flood of "consent accident" memes.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Old post but now he's also in the kiwi farms Wikipedia page arguing about how that mother Jones article (that I believe was the one that sent null a list of 100 questions to answer a day before publishing) is a valid source for the 3 forum kill counts when one of the cattle stirs and realizes news outlets are pulling shit out their ass citing each other. Archive
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This sort of ideology driven shit is why Wikipedo is seen as a fucking joke and cannot be used for citations in academic papers.
It's not an encyclopedia. By any definition it's just propaganda.
It's extremely biased and has an obvious agenda. They even admit this themselves.
"It doesn't matter what the truth is. It's our job to repeat the consensus."
And their "consensus" comes from a clear political bias.
They push the narrative.
As an encyclopedia it's not fit for purpose.

 

[AltisticRight]

You mean the one around his neck, right?

A consent ACKcident.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I'm sure she still looks at his baby pictures and weeps. His father does, too. They probably blame themselves for how he turned out, but if they're like most parents, they're undoubtedly ashamed, but still love him, and pray he'll eventually find his way back to them. The day Elliot's parents found out they were expecting was the happiest day of their lives... and they prioritized him and his needs above themselves and their needs from that point on... that doesn't go away no matter what. He's a crazy troon who mutilated his genitals, but his parents would still die for him. He's a piece of shit for dragging his family through the mud... his parents will never stop loving him, even from a distance, and he will never be a woman.

China has a nice little metaphor for that

 

[LGHDR+]

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AI-generated imagery

I have such dumb plans for this as a post Halloween avatar. You're a saint!

(Sorry for being late and gay, but I really appreciate it!)

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I have a strong theory that Kris Nova, the troon that went flying off the side of the mountain may not have been alone on the day of their death. Think about it; why would anyone go mountain climbing alone? Especially when they were just palling up with Elliot.
I think this is what happened.
>Kris Nova joins LFJ to go "Trailmix Femme" mountain climbing as a way of celebrating taking down Kiwifarms
>In actuality Null just tripped over the power cable and is lying on the ground screaming "Nigger" for hours until the pain subsides and he plugs the Sneed-Machine back in.
>They mountain climb either way.
>Elliot and Kris actually do have equipment
>Elliot, not wanting to be outdone and always wearing his creepy hiking boots manages to climb up faster that Kris Nova
>Kris Nova warns Elliot to slow down
>In actuality it's Elliot that fell
>However due to them Tandem climbing, their ropes are connected at a junction point
>They fall to the end of the bungie rope, Elliot's gigaton head smashing into Kris's chest
>Kris's sternum and ribs are obliterated, implants pop and deflate, sending all saline solution in his boobs to his gunt
>Gunt doubles in size, giving beer belly, boobs become mantittier
>At the end of the rope they both hang halfway down the mountain and for a brief second they feel as if they are safe.
>Kris is injured and needs immediate help, but just happy to be alive
>Before they can enjoy their new lease on life, Elliot's Tungsten skull breaks the ledge it was caught on and they plummet downwards instantaneously.
>Kris is instantly rocketed, the safety harness becoming a makeshift pully railgun once Elliot becomes what he has always been
>A FUCKING COUNTERWEIGHT
>Kris shrieks in horror as he is sent flying out of his harness at Mach-3 once Elliot's head reaches the ground at max velocity.
>The sheer speed of Kris flying upwards burns the hair on the top of his head clean off, leaving him smooth as an egg above the ears.
>Kris is slingshot into the stratosphere where he sees the curvature of the earth
>Comes back down, shrieking and whamming the air out of himself on the ground harder than anyone has ever whammed before from re-entry.
>Real Woman hiking sees Kris land and goes to see if he's okay
>Kris lies there bald, with a perfect bloody-nose goatee, a newly fangled beer-gut, and every bone broken
>The trauma to their solar plexus makes it so they can only let out the deepest, burliest, and manliest "HOOOOOOH" "HOOOAAAAH" noises as he tries to catch his breath
>Concerned real woman rushes over to see what looks like a bloody, battered Ron Jeremy dying on the trail.
>As Kris' soul fades from this mortal coil he hears the last words he'll ever hear come from the concerned real woman
>"SIR!? Oh my god! SIR!? Are you okay!? Don't die on me, i'm calling 911 for you right now, SIR!!"

Elliot would have been long gone by the time Kris Nova went airborne. It's really the perfect crime.

 

[Something Awful]

Some new social media posts.



Wow Liz, you literally ride those two train lines? Both of them? Literally? Your life is a fucking thrill ride.



I don't know what the fuck "going to mow in snow leppington" means, but I put the best AI artists on the case and they came up with this:



Here's the LinkedIn post he linked:



Whatever.

Finally, apparently his eyes are no longer actively melting:

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Some new social media posts.

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Wow Liz, you literally ride those two train lines? Both of them? Literally? Your life is a fucking thrill ride.

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I don't know what the fuck "going to mow in snow leppington" means, but I put the best AI artists on the case and they came up with this:

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Here's the LinkedIn post he linked:

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Whatever.

Finally, apparently his eyes are no longer actively melting:

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This is so weird.

"I'm no longer actively going blind, and I guess that's neat, but most importantly: am I still at the top of the oppression pyramid? Yes. Yes I am."

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm actually glad he isn't going blind.
I worried he was gonna do something stupid once they gave out like step in front of a truck and get his uniquely square head cracked open and ruin my ashtray before I ever get to use it.
That just wouldn't do.
Plus the longer he lives the more days of agony he has to look forward to dilating every day, so I'm quite happy to wait to crack open the champaigne when he finally shuffles off.

 

[Fornicario]

First, I read his title as "Failed CTO" and started laughing uncontrollably. So instead of having any input into your employer's business, you're giving speeches internationally on the empowerment of the mentally ill. I need to know what Eliot is holding over his investors, because doing international speeches is not something startups do while still in private placement for financing.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I have a strong theory that Kris Nova, the troon that went flying off the side of the mountain may not have been alone on the day of their death. Think about it; why would anyone go mountain climbing alone? Especially when they were just palling up with Elliot.
I think this is what happened.

Kris, pointing at a tree: "Hey, look at that broken branch!"



Dong:

 

[DavidS877]

Welcome, Liz Fong-Jones to AWS re:Invent

Also, I wonder how much one of those LED billboard trucks in Las Vegas costs... "re:Invent Welcomes Liz Fong-Jones, Consent Accident Enjoyer"

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Welcome, Liz Fong-Jones to AWS re:Invent
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Also, I wonder how much one of those LED billboard trucks in Las Vegas costs... "re:Invent Welcomes Liz Fong-Jones, Consent Accident Enjoyer"

this just makes it so apparent how useless these conferences are. I've been to a few and met some cool people, but now i gotta be super skeptical. If Jacki Singh and the consent accident enjoyer can be invited their quality cant be good. Diversity hires.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Kris, pointing at a tree: "Hey, look at that broken branch!"



Dong:

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I just want to hear him say "Hi ho Kermit the fag here".

 

[DavidS877]

this just makes it so apparent how useless these conferences are. I've been to a few and met some cool people, but now i gotta be super skeptical. If Jacki Singh and the consent accident enjoyer can be invited their quality cant be good. Diversity hires.

Slight powerlevel. The biggest tell if a conference is going to be shit is that it's in Las Vegas(or other tourist location, see also: Oracle World in its heyday in San Francisco). It's just a giant grift so you can get your employer to pay for a trip to Vegas and sit and listen to AWS marketing crap and then drink your brains out on vendor provided booze.

Actual conferences with content are generally in cities where the focus is on the conference and not "FREE TRIP TO LAS VEGAS"

The good news is I think all the re:Invent videos get posted publicly, so we can mock them later.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I worried he was gonna do something stupid once they gave out like step in front of a truck and get his uniquely square head cracked open and ruin my ashtray before I ever get to use it.
That just wouldn't do

Dude, it keeps growing,
Can I instead interest you in hollowing it out and moving the Kiwifarms base of operations into it like Knowhere, that Celestial skull pirate-criminal city from hit James Gunn movie Guardians of The Galaxy

 

[Pee Cola]

The good news is I think all the re:Invent videos get posted publicly, so we can mock them later.

"Comments have been disabled for this video". I'm calling it now.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Wow Liz, you literally ride those two train lines? Both of them? Literally? Your life is a fucking thrill ride.

It's funny: for such a degenerate, Eliott sure can be a basic bitch little dweeb at times. I'm reminded of the time he thought shots of a virgin mojito and his passport and him making his way down the jet bridge were post-worthy (which was right before the notorious Zurich consent accident occurred!).

Also L-O-fucking-L at him unironically describing his LinkedIn activity as "hustle-culture, grindset, girlboss-posting".

 

[DavidS877]

It's funny: for such a degenerate, Eliott sure can be a basic bitch little dweeb at times. I'm reminded of the time he thought shots of a virgin mojito and his passport and him making his way down the jet bridge were post-worthy (which was right before the notorious Zurich consent accident occurred!).

Also L-O-fucking-L at him unironically describing his LinkedIn activity as "hustle-culture, grindset, girlboss-posting".

And, thanks for the reminder, this means as of 2019 he was still a US Citizen. And probably still is.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

And, thanks for the reminder, this means as of 2019 he was still a US Citizen. And probably still is.

Yeah, Elliot strikes me as the type who would make a big dramatic post about it if he gained citizenship in another country and abandoned his US citizenship, presumably in fear of the encroaching trans genocide or something.