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Swole McPole said:
You've never had anal sex, have you?

In many, many years of having anal sex with women, I can count the number of times I've had visible shit on my dick on one hand. The shit generally hangs around in the Rectal Ampulla and upper bowel. Your dick is prevented from going in there by the internal anal sphincter.

You're fucking them in the rectum/anal canal, which is generally empty. When the rectal ampulla fills, that sends a message to your body that you need a shit and you'll generally evacuate the lot. If you don't, you'll have that feeling of not having finished your shit, so you'll generally stay on the toilet until it's all gone but on the rare occasions that a woman DOES still have shit left in there, that's when you'll get it on your dick.

In short, the place where you're fucking them isn't where the shit is. Yes, it passes through there on its way out, so it's not like you'll never see any ever. But it's only been twice that my dick came out looking like it was dipped in a jar of Nutella.
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Why are you gross?
 
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Swole McPole said:
In many, many years of having anal sex with women, I can count the number of times I've had visible shit on my dick on one hand.
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the vagina exists
Birdbonks said:
It helps dodge people saying they’ve been on hormones for years and aren’t experiencing true and honest symptoms like crying, binging chocolate, and becoming irrationally angry. Because that’s how all women behave.
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FTFY
 
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Vampirella said:
Why are you gross?
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The three universal truths about the anti-gays is that they're A) always this creepy and gross about buttsex, B) it's -always- about gay men, never lesbians, and C) they are physically incapable of shutting the fuck up about it, no matter which thread it is, no matter which subforum. Eeeta da poopoo, every time. One suspects projection.
 
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Vampirella said:
Why are you gross?
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His homosexual cope level is 1000%

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Swole McPole said:
FFS, I'm starting to suspect you must be a nigger, you're so lacking in the fundamentals of human anatomy.

The anus is the hole that stuff goes in and out of. It doesn't have any depth. The thing you're talking about is a rectum.
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Most people here have never had sex, they only know about sex from the internet and from what other people have said. But they'll happily throw TMIs at anyone who knows what they're talking about, so in a sense it's a badge of honor.
 
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SouthernBitchBob said:
The three universal truths about the anti-gays is that they're A) always this creepy and gross about buttsex,
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Buttsex, like all unnatural sex, is creepy and gross.
There was a gay guy in these threads talking about exactly the same from his own point of view -- how he prefers to get fucked because he doesn't want to get shat on.
Naughty, naughty men shattering ladies' yaoi boi fantasies. How dare you!

SouthernBitchBob said:
B) it's -always- about gay men, never lesbians
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In buttsex, there's a top and a bottom. The bottom is the one who gets fucked, and it's shameful and unmanly for a man to be fucked. Even the most buttsex-friendly civilizations acknowledged this and had their men fuck boys, slaves, troons, and eunuchs. Thebans were considered perverts for having a culture of adult men of equal status fucking each other.

It's not shameful and unwomanly for a woman to be fucked (by a man), therefore it's not particularly shameful and unwomanly for a woman to be pretend-fucked by a woman. At worst it's cooming, but a man fucking a prostitute is also cooming (does not contribute to continuing the bloodline), and men are loath to restrict their access to coom.
 
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glass_houses said:
Is there a difference?
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The difference is i don't need to read Kiwis bragging about how much they totally fuck, like, they totally are ExPERT about the female colon ya know. And Stacy from math class is a total slut.

And i don't need to read other kiwis pearl-clutching about how buttsex is evil either.

It's boring.
 
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Meet asdfmovienerd39, proud lesbian, DnD nerd, and redditor.
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This image was posted to the subreddit r/FreeCompliments, where our boy was presumably looking for the dopamine rush of being told he looks like a woman. Only....
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asdfmovienerd39 is a huge fan of Dungeons and Dragons. However, he has one small problem with the game. Every DM he runs into refuses to cater to his autogynephilia is transphobic. Here, he cries discrimination because some Dungeon Masters don't want to include romance in their games. Romance Banned, Fags Most Affected.

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It seems even the notoriously pozzed D&D community can smell the decaying trench-stench, as everyone in this thread dunks on him for being self-centered. Not to be deterred, our go-getting heroine continued his quest for LGBTQ+ inclusive erp Dungeons and Dragons.
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This man lady is valiant, determined fighter for the cause, and many of his posts reflect the same sentiment posted above. Here are two examples:

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He had a lot more luck with this one. 11.4k likes. Although, its worth noting that a lot of the comments seemed to be pointing out that romance almost never has a place in D&D period.

Our boy isn't just a D&D fan. He's also a dedicated poster on r/actuallesbians. He even went there to post his vtuber avatar, a she/they catgirl!
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I sense an invisible tension in the comments, but I can't tell what it is. Whatever it is, it's not important because three days later he posted this on r/actuallesbians.
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While most of the replies are milquetoast lefty bullshit, it's worth noting that the most liked reply is someone telling asdfmovienerd39 that not everyone has to agree with him.
There are dozens of other posts I could share, but I'd rather end it on this:
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Turns out, the only folx in the LGBTQ that are actually worthy of respect are the stunning and brave transwomen. Typical.
 
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Swole McPole said:
The anus is the hole that stuff goes in and out of. It doesn't have any depth.
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The blue arrow is the anal canal.

GloriousScarf said:
This is an interesting thread because the sheer amount of them who admit to starting hormones before realizing they are women.
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"How do you know you're a woman?"
"Because I take estrogen."
I hope none of them eat beef, or they might realize they are a cow.
 
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Chris_Stuckmann said:
asdfmovienerd39 is a huge fan of Dungeons and Dragons. However, he has one small problem with the game. Every DM he runs into refuses to cater to his autogynephilia is transphobic. Here, he cries discrimination because some Dungeon Masters don't want to include romance in their games. Romance Banned, Fags Most Affected.

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Maybe the other players at the table don't want to hear you awkwardly flirt with and try to fuck the DM's play-pretend NPCs as though the party doesnt have more interesting things to do than fulfill your fantasies.

It's bad enough when a player rolls up with a PDF of plot hooks and quests before dying to a 40ft fall in the 4th session and starting the next session as Farmer Gene, but imagine being forced to participate in effectively ERP in front of an entire group of people IN PERSON VERBALLY just for one players satisfaction. Fuck anyone who builds and roleplays around seduction too.
 
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