Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[mlanguishi]

Casino Keno has a house edge of 20% or more, whereas Stake Keno (if I'm understanding correctly) is super volatile but only has a house edge of 1%. Also, he couldn't beg the other patrons for money.

Since BMJ is guaranteed to gamble away any assets he gets giving his money to his parents actually is the smart thing for Austin to do.

I really can't imagine that was a 1% edge, even if they swore on a Bible and a dozen Korans. He was winning a lot of small bets and losing most of the big ones he'd do right after. If that game isn't rigged, I'd be amazed. I wouldn't be surprised if someone was changing the 'RNG' outcomes on the fly as he played.

 

[New Briefcase]

I really can't imagine that was a 1% edge, even if they swore on a Bible and a dozen Korans. He was winning a lot of small bets and losing most of the big ones he'd do right after. If that game isn't rigged, I'd be amazed. I wouldn't be surprised if someone was changing the 'RNG' outcomes on the fly as he played.

You and many other gamblers believe the same thing. Remember, 1% edge refers to the long run. And because bossman is playing on high risk, the long run means the really really long run. Casinos will run the game on the order of 1 billion times before calculating this number.

 

[mlanguishi]

You and many other gamblers believe the same thing. Remember, 1% edge refers to the long run. And because bossman is playing on high risk, the long run means the really really long run. Casinos will run the game on the order of 1 billion times before calculating this number.

I'm not really much of a gambler. I've known some that were hardcore lottery addicts though. Stacks of tickets in his car and didn't bother to check them unless there was a jackpot winner. I don't know how people do it, I get sick of it after a few hours win or lose.

I know some a bit about how stats work, that it's over the extremely long term. I still think these online casinos are crooked. Maybe he'd at least last long if he didn't always do the highest volatile mode.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Here is a chart of his LTC wallet balance from the last few days, this keno coaster be a steep motherfucker



civic bros ;-;7

 

[New Briefcase]

I know some a bit about how stats work, that it's over the extremely long term. I still think these online casinos are crooked. Maybe he'd at least last long if he didn't always do the highest volatile mode.

Sorry, unfortunate wording, didn't mean to call you a gambler. Look more into provable fairness if you want to continue believing that the games of casinos are rigged beyond having a negative edge. Every sketchy online casino/csgo gambling site/roblox gambling site/lootbox site loves to use this to show you that they're not rigged (because they don't need to be). Stake uses it too. The real way to rig a casino beyond the normal edge in 2023 is to pull an exit scam, or claim to be provably fair without letting the player verify it. To my knowledge no one has done the latter.

 

[A Man on Fire]

You are 100% correct on the studies. But don't tell me you wouldn't also be interested to know exactly how badly the inhibitory parts of his brain are functioning?

I have some experience. Not trying to power level but I’ve lived with drug/alcohol addiction (I was sober for 16 years, then not sober for 5, then sober for a year, then not sober for 3 months, I’m currently sober for a few days). My using was pretty boring (pot, beer, the occasional psychedelic) but I have zero interest in gambling. My wife is 25 years sober and she loves to gamble (scratchers mostly, but we go to Vegas regularly where she plays slots).

But the mind of a true degenerate like BMJ must be a terrible thing to taste, that’s for sure.

I also had a stroke and I got a doctorate in a field that’s somewhat associated with neurology, so I totally get how BMJ is completely lost to his gambling addiction.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I'm absolutely fascinated by his neurology. I really wish we could put him in a PET scanner while he gambles to see what's going on in that head

You could make scientifically accurate measurements of the exact moment his nervous system experiences "It's over" and "we're back."

It would be funnier to hook him up to a polygraph and watch it start smoking as he keeps repeating "one more and I'm out" or "oops, my finger slipped."

 

[Merry]

You could make scientifically accurate measurements of the exact moment his nervous system experiences "It's over" and "we're back."

It would be funnier to hook him up to a polygraph and watch it start smoking as he keeps repeating "one more and I'm out" or "oops, my finger slipped."

Use the smoke from the polygraph machine to power a turbine. World energy crisis solved

 

[A Man on Fire]

You could make scientifically accurate measurements of the exact moment his nervous system experiences "It's over" and "we're back."

It would be funnier to hook him up to a polygraph and watch it start smoking as he keeps repeating "one more and I'm out" or "oops, my finger slipped."

I think it would be funnier to hook his testicles up to some electrodes and see how far he is willing to go with the right “induction”

 

[Tranny Farmer]

Man, it's crazy to belive all of this started with a 200$ juicer. I legit think this 60k streak will completely buck break his mind.

From now on, everytime Andrew sees 200$ he will no longer to see it being used for food, bills, hell even drugs.

From this day on, all he will ever see is "200$=50k$ on kino" until the day he expires. Never seen anything like that ngl.

 

[Drama Fan]

Wasn't he at $3.5k worth of LTC when he stopped streaming today? Looks like he already pulled out another $800 and he's not streaming it.
E: 44min later

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Every time I'm just about ready to post the chart, BMJ depos some more. He's down bad big time

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

For completeness sake, here is a chart for his entire history of his bitcoin address

bc1qy28qnq8wr0793wrtu602rxlw4e3kgntavxg629

Spoiler: BTC

Spoiler: USD

This assumes btc is at 28,000 for the entire duration, i just averaged it because FUCK going through and getting btc prices for each transaction

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman explaining the Rollbit ban and complaining about a sketchy foreign casino trying to keep his money.

He talks about how he would've liked to have been a lawyer at 2:37 too.

Keep in mind when he accuses Rollbit of allowing people from the US onto their site and acts like they're picking on him (and that they're idiots for not somehow exclusively banning crypto deposits from US residents), this is what their site looks like if you browse it from the US.

 

[KingFrampt]

Bossman explaining the Rollbit ban and complaining about a sketchy foreign casino trying to keep his money.
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He talks about how he would've liked to have been a lawyer at 2:37 too.

Keep in mind when he accuses Rollbit of allowing people from the US onto their site and acts like they're picking on him (and that they're idiots for not somehow exclusively banning crypto deposits from US residents), this is what their site looks like if you browse it from the US.
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Yeah they block IP but they still accept US passports etc to verify your account lol, the VPN is encouraged

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

do you remember the simpler times? when all Bossman Jack lost was a few hundred dollars clicking silly little squares?
i remember seeing total melt downs over 3 dollar Keno losses, the way he says "OOH MMMYY GOD!" like his life is over is haunting

so many melt downs and freak outs, and now, the final boss of meltdowns may not even be filmed, as he is attempting to get juiced offline
at last check, BMJ's final funds are all the way down at $1,813.01 USD, from his peak of 48k
pocket watchers alert, for soon our watch could end

edit: make that 1,585.16 USD............

https://blockchair.com/litecoin/address/LPVKjucUEeLMiemFxxa7q1oHWQJAvyc7Ld

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman's rat mom insults are getting grosser every day.

BMJ's final finds are all the way down at $1,813.01 USD, from his peak of 48k

He just deposited more

 

[Drama Fan]

Bossman explaining the Rollbit ban and complaining about a sketchy foreign casino trying to keep his money.
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He talks about how he would've liked to have been a lawyer at 2:37 too.

Keep in mind when he accuses Rollbit of allowing people from the US onto their site and acts like they're picking on him (and that they're idiots for not somehow exclusively banning crypto deposits from US residents), this is what their site looks like if you browse it from the US.
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His conception of what it is to be a lawyer is hilariously tainted by TV. He's a great example of someone whose ignorance only enhances their confidence in what they're saying. I bet he thinks medical doctors' days are like House or Scrubs.

 

[Archive]

His parents should start beating him up and holding him down whenever he screams to them that he just won big (they won't this is their normal).
He's the type of addict that doesn't want the rush to stop and now he has reached a new high to attain.

Simpler yet, go take the routers power adapter. If my asshole kid comes screaming in my room about moving out cause he just won 30K, bet your ass I'm getting up and pulling the plug so his degenerate screaming ass can't lose it all and actually get the fuck out. I used to have a bit of sympathy for them...but apparently they love the misery of having the man child around.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

We're down to the final 1k and he's spazzing out in chat

He just went live!
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