Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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I don't know what you people are talking about, Beardson is inspiring, okay? For instance, in much of same way as the people on My 600 Pound Life, Beardson inspires me to go to the gym, so I don't have the physique of a fuckin muppet. Flat chest, stick arms, a fast food gut. If he suddenly popped up on Sesame Street, he'd fit right in next to Burt and Ernie; although he might need a stepstool to look eye to eye with them.

I have a soft spot for the guy tbh. I don't think he's beyond saving. He needs to A) get out from under Nick Fuentes' nuts and B) work on improving himself. Otherwise, he'll keep going down the depression spiral until he loses everything.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
I have a soft spot for the guy tbh. I don't think he's beyond saving. He needs to A) get out from under Nick Fuentes' nuts and B) work on improving himself. Otherwise, he'll keep going down the depression spiral until he loses everything.
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yeah at some level its like with Ralph as funny as it is to laugh now with what an absolute mess their lives turned into at some point they were relatively entertaining and successful, I personally enjoyed some of Beardson's weekly sweat content back when Shaun was on it but it is clear wrapping himself up with Fuentes and AF and his own personal issues with women in the post-divorce era has consumed him entirely. It'd be very difficult to pick up from that but it can be done it would require some humbling of pride and a modicum of self-reflection though.
 
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yeah at some level its like with Ralph as funny as it is to laugh now with what an absolute mess their lives turned into at some point they were relatively entertaining and successful, I personally enjoyed some of Beardson's weekly sweat content back when Shaun was on it but it is clear wrapping himself up with Fuentes and AF and his own personal issues with women in the post-divorce era has consumed him entirely. It'd be very difficult to pick up from that but it can be done it would require some humbling of pride and a modicum of self-reflection though.
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Beardson is the only person involved in all this that I have trouble hating really just because I enjoyed the Sweat so much. It makes me sad to see what he's become.
 
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At least we can use AI to take a peak into Beardson’s lonely depressed consumer future if he doesn’t kill himself.
 
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You think that's bad?

Hey, pals. Got another Beardson update for you:
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10 hours of the new Spiderman game (dropped today). $96. Presently at under 200 viewers.
Guess all his paypigs were at school?

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This was posted in his chat and Bean decided it was time to wrap up. This was within 10m of this post.
 
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Beardson is looking for love on the conservative dating app the Right Stuff. His main picture features Nick towering over him (he claims to be 5'8"). He lists his occupation as Streamer.
 

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Beardson is looking for love on the conservative dating app the Right Stuff. His main picture features Nick towering over him (he claims to be 5'8"). He lists his occupation as Streamer.
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From what I heard that entire app is just GOP Mitch McConnell Staffers (now PSW Attendants ) considering the state of Cocaine Mitch.
 
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Beardson is looking for love on the conservative dating app the Right Stuff. His main picture features Nick towering over him (he claims to be 5'8"). He lists his occupation as Streamer.
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Beersoy’s a very conservative man. 35 and childless, and agrees with a gay Mexican queer on politics.

I’m shocked he hasn’t pulled out a shotgun yet
 
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Beanposting will continue until morale improves people start to care.
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Nick stopped juicing Bean and the Sweat around the time he had to change the ToS because his site was getting too embarrassing. He went out of his way to shout out PaulTown and Steve Fransen, but must have realized how humiliating it was to have Bean and Wurz be the poster children. Kinda wild how he's left his 'friends' out to die like this.

Poll suggestion: Will Bean snake on Nick, or just kill himself? Seems like another YOBA waiting to happen.
 
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