Super Smash Bros. Melee - for the Nintendo GameCube

He does describe melee fans perfectly:
That smug attitude about owning a child's game
Melee is rated T for Teen
The fact it's not even from the original release, just ebay'd a copy after his favorite pedophile did a soyface
My mom bought me this copy when I was a kid
Thinking his opinions matter at all to anyone making fun of the game or community

The shittier state of the cover art and sticker on the memory card, probably just throws it aside when he's done playing one whole match against cpus
Those cpus cheat, bro
And caused enough of an autistic stink that he is the sole reason the community thread has the [Plagued] tag
This is fairly accurate, I think @Nauseated Courgi has enough autism for the whole thread to share.
Even if he was joking about it, the fact it's about melee just cancels out any humor brought out of it
(:_(I just like the game
 
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Slippi ranked just got released yesterday.
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Magi the tranny just got BTFO'D by a based DK enjoyer
(Sorry for mobilefag)

Junebug also destroyed another Tranny by the name of Salt to win the grand final at Patchwork 2024 also using DK.

What made his won so hilarious is that the troon was using Captain Falcon who is considered a hard matchup for DK and the troon lost partly because he kept 41% himself off the map multiple times. Also this gay tournament had pronouns in the matchup screen and Junebug put his as "Any / All" which sounds like a prank.

 
I spent a lot of time looking up Princess Peach's skirt in this game.
Everyone did except liars.

I wish they would remake this game and remove wavedashing.

Just for funsies.
Maybe have wavedashing optional, but it shouldn't be removed. Add new content and online, do some balancing, make it all optional.
 
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