Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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DownSyzePotato said:
Morning All!

Another day on the Bossman canoe-ride down the rapids.

Is he streaming $2k pulls on Keno today or out car shopping?

>checks thread

Fuck-a-duck!!

What a fucking mongo.
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If you want him to get his civic how about you juice him or are you just a pocket watching rat? Can't even lift a finger and show a little support to ya boy?
 
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He was up to a whopping $60k last night (48k balance + 12k wallet)

Man if only his dad would've pulled the router right then. $60K is an insane amount of money and he pissed it away like it's nothing in less than a day. And then he acts all humble about it on discord?

Fuck you Austin you are a fucking retard
 
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No one should kid themselves about Austin and even those who have been in the gambling business know that what we saw over the last 2 days isn't "happens all the time".

Austin fucking hit big and I don't care for peoples gloating alluding to their own "meh, 50K so what" - to anyone $50,000 in a day is a big fucking deal.

The gambler always remembers it was his courage that got him the big win, and his fear that lost it. This will haunt Austin.

If anyone hadn't noticed, his reactions were based on the percentage of wins up until 2 days ago - i.e. if he bet $50 and won $350 it was "OK", but if he bet $5 and won $120 he was "Holly shit balls!!! Lets go, let's fucking go!!!". This changed in the last few sessions to where his reaction started to be based entirely around the total win regardless of bet. We have witnessed a chemistry change whereby the Casino finally got the gambler they wanted - one that now has his reaction based on the size of the win meaning he now has to bet as big as he can to get the feeling back.

To Austin, the Casino didn't take the 1K he started with 2 days ago, they took "his 50K" and that is now the benchmark.

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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
If you want him to get his civic how about you juice him or are you just a pocket watching rat? Can't even lift a finger and show a little support to ya boy?
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I let him put his penis inside my mother's vagina and slap her ass while fucking the dogshit out of her and hollering "Damn, That Pussy Nice!"

Every night.

So, I think you'll find that I'm a VIP supporter.
 
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MadStan said:
No one should kid themselves about Austin and even those who have been in the gambling business know that what we saw over the last 2 days isn't "happens all the time".

Austin fucking hit big and I don't care for peoples gloating alluding to their own "meh, 50K so what" - to anyone $50,000 in a day is a big fucking deal.
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The only guy I've ever seen stream such a big win was NG slot. I just searched once for 'biggest jackpot on youtube' and he came up. He's hit $50k on $125 bets a few times and people asked him 'Are you up or down?' He just said 'oh, way way down'. There's that Trainwreck guy I never watched really but apparently, he's done big swings, but I think he's mostly boasting.

It's all relative though. I've seen some people say they best $5k a week and say they're little league too.
 
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JustStopDude said:
I have to work in the casino industry from time to time. Austin isn't that unusual at all among the clientele. The entire reason why the industry doesn't do comps and shit the way they used to is because they figured out they don't need to. The degenerates will show up to a crackhouse to get their slot machine fix.

Go to any shitty river boat casino and you will see busses from retirement homes dropping off boomers in wheel chairs to sit in from of these same plachinko style screens, dumping their SS payments, while chain smoking next to their oxygen bottles.

It's just a tax on stupid, bored people.
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Oh, they still comp but the Social security slot jockies have never been a demo that gets comped. (Unless they hit a jackpot) The small comps start with people that put $10k action on the floor, they are then on the radar. 10K of action means there could be 100k of action if they stick around long enough, say with a free room.

What they are looking for with comps is people that have a fat bank account to be drained, not a retirees living on a monthly check.

The common degenerate gamblers all have their casino points cards to try and eventually get a few freebies after months of gambling away their pension checks. The casinos are sniffing for whales that walk in with access to tens of thousands to be tapped if they are lubed up and fattened for slaughter.
 
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mlanguishi said:
The only guy I've ever seen stream such a big win was NG slot. I just searched once for 'biggest jackpot on youtube' and he came up. He's hit $50k on $125 bets a few times and people asked him 'Are you up or down?' He just said 'oh, way way down'. There's that Trainwreck guy I never watched really but apparently, he's done big swings, but I think he's mostly boasting.

It's all relative though. I've seen some people say they best $5k a week and say they're little league too.
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I agree. At the end of the day the casino opted to hand to him $48K regardless if it was a one-hit or combined, we saw the singular wins, $3500, $5,000, $7,500, $16,000 and whether it was cumulative or in one hit, at the end of the day, the casino coughed up for him a pay day most dream about.

Austin lived it large - I mean, he maxed out the Casino's limit on Keno. He lived the dream; but it the reality that will settle with him is that it was not a dream, it was dead fucking real. It was no bullshit to say that the car was his, the apartment was his, the debt payments said and done were his to be had.

We have witnessed in real time LOLCOW folklore that will be spoken of later, and we can say "Yeah we were on the train and saw this shit in real time.".

These last 3 days are for the fucking books brother.
 
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I still think it's not entirely accurate to say he 'had' 60k. He got up to 48k of balance on Stake but it was glaringly obvious that he was going to keep putting that back in, no matter how high the money number went. There was no way in hell he was going to stop until things like: losing all those gains, the depo limit and just straight up running out of funds altogether forcibly stopped him. You could even say he didn't 'have' the 12k in LTC given how that was going to inevitably be put back in to Stake. Once he got into the death spiral the mindset of 'If I just keep playing surely I can make it all back' meant he was going to go until the taps ran dry. Which they did.

Remember folks:

Play stupid games; Win stupid prizes.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Oh, they still comp but the Social security slot jockies have never been a demo that gets comped. (Unless they hit a jackpot) The small comps start with people that put $10k action on the floor, they are then on the radar. 10K of action means there could be 100k of action if they stick around long enough, say with a free room.

What they are looking for with comps is people that have a fat bank account to be drained, not a retirees living on a monthly check.

The common degenerate gamblers all have their casino points cards to try and eventually get a few freebies after months of gambling away their pension checks. The casinos are sniffing for whales that walk in with access to tens of thousands to be tapped if they are lubed up and fattened for slaughter.
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Your average casino in America isn't in the market for whales. There is no amount of comps that is bringing in a whale to Baltimre, Detroit, some random river boat on the Ohio, an Indian reservation, etc.

At the strip, I totally agree with you. But for your average casino in the states, it's pretty fucking ghetto.

Half the time, when I'm doing work at one of these places, I don't even stay at their hotel because the rooms are typically run down shit holes and the food sucks.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Your average casino in America isn't in the market for whales. There is no amount of comps that is bringing in a whale to Baltimre, Detroit, some random river boat on the Ohio, an Indian reservation, etc.

At the strip, I totally agree with you. But for your average casino in the states, it's pretty fucking ghetto.

Half the time, when I'm doing work at one of these places, I don't even stay at their hotel because the rooms are typically run down shit holes and the food sucks.
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Well, that’s what I’m talking about. Vegas, or casinos like Mohegan Sun. The casinos that put out the big bucks to try and attract the people that can blow real money if coaxed, not the churn palaces that prey upon fixed incomes or working class people with gambling addictions.

The casinos now dotting the USA, or riverboat operations, have always targeted the small timers, chronic gamblers and bored pensioners. I wasn’t aware those type of places ever comped much of anything besides petty stuff. They are like the north strip of Vegas casinos franchised to the rest of the country.
 
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MadStan said:
No one should kid themselves about Austin and even those who have been in the gambling business know that what we saw over the last 2 days isn't "happens all the time".
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I agree. The type of large profit that happens all the time, in the sense of "on a daily basis" is that one or two people globally will profit between 1.5k to 5k dollars. And every time this happens, there's a routine investigation to make sure that whatever game the gambler won the money on is working correctly (it always is). The most common causes of this are someone going on a lucky streak on blackjack, or a slot machine/video poker paying out a jackpot.

Edit for clarity: I'm talking about online casinos, and not necessarily crypto.
 
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